Obvious Newspaper Headlines

I found these hilarious newspaper headlines that basically state the obvious, they are well funny. What do you think?


If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
War dims hope for peace
Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Child's death ruins couple's holiday
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
Man is fatally slain
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

Duh.

TORNADO RIPS THROUGH CEMETRY; HUNDREDS DEAD
LOL!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

So true.:rofl:

FlippiN has a sense of humour!

here are some more headlines, they're not obvious ones; just funny.


Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
William Kelly was fed secretary
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
Farmer bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms

This was on a sign in front of a cemetery near my house:


WANTED:
GRASS CUTTER
CONSOLERS


I never knew cutting grass was such a depressing job! :lol:

Farmer Bill is my favorite

good stuff

All Bow Down To Farmer Bill!

I like number 6 in the first post.

Classic stuff like this comes around about once a year.

This was on a sign in front of a cemetery near my house:


WANTED:
GRASS CUTTER
CONSOLERS


I never knew cutting grass was such a depressing job! :lol:

there was a headline in the local paper here that had a picture of a cemetary and you could see a road sign in the corner of the pic that said "dead end". i thought it was kinda funny.