Wierd experience!!
pimprolla112
02-11-2006, 02:40 AM
Ok i live in good ol southern maryland state cops are dicks around but the county boys are cool if you dont piss em of. But to the story i was heading to my girls house just got off work took a shower you know all the bs and i passed a trooper doing about 55 in a 30 got pulled over on the same road same spot doing 50 in a 30. My luck hasent been that great with the cops lately. But anyways he pulls up behind me at the turn on to the main road and pulls out behind and bam flips his lights on, im thinking shit im fucked now this is my 4th speeding ticket in 2 months.
So he gets up to my car and says the usual bs and tells me hes getting me for a cracked windshiel and not using my turn signal, my turn signal is well screwed relays busted or something just doesnt work. I explain and show him the repair order and so forth then hes ask what are you wearing im thinking what the fuck, i start looking at my clothes and he says no the cologne why you have it on i said well i just put it on and im going to my girls house, he says you smoke. I said yeah he said you let your friends smoke in the car and i said yeah last time was about an hour ago. He says you been drinking i said no. He backs away from the car and puts his hand on his gun, now hes standing in the dead center of a lane with traffic comeing he says so you smoke weed im like WTF no he says you just said yeah you do, so we went back and forth for a few min about this and i said look you said smoke, im thinking cigarettes. He said oh well you got anything illegal in the car i said no he says you sure once again back and forth for a few and he finally says ok if i search car im not going to find anything.
I said no and he keeps going i said look the only thing i have is firecrackers, illegal in MD and he says ok heres your license you have a good night and get the firecrakcers out of your car. Now im thinking wow i went from pot head to drug dealer to just a normal guy.
This is the same dick that pulled me over because i swerved to miss a dead skunk he thought i was drunk and the same cop who wrote my friend a ticket after he put his car into a light pole because his abs decided to fuck up on him my friends had blood dripping off his forehead and wrecked his prelude si. Damn cops. Just thought it was a little weird :screwy: .
So he gets up to my car and says the usual bs and tells me hes getting me for a cracked windshiel and not using my turn signal, my turn signal is well screwed relays busted or something just doesnt work. I explain and show him the repair order and so forth then hes ask what are you wearing im thinking what the fuck, i start looking at my clothes and he says no the cologne why you have it on i said well i just put it on and im going to my girls house, he says you smoke. I said yeah he said you let your friends smoke in the car and i said yeah last time was about an hour ago. He says you been drinking i said no. He backs away from the car and puts his hand on his gun, now hes standing in the dead center of a lane with traffic comeing he says so you smoke weed im like WTF no he says you just said yeah you do, so we went back and forth for a few min about this and i said look you said smoke, im thinking cigarettes. He said oh well you got anything illegal in the car i said no he says you sure once again back and forth for a few and he finally says ok if i search car im not going to find anything.
I said no and he keeps going i said look the only thing i have is firecrackers, illegal in MD and he says ok heres your license you have a good night and get the firecrakcers out of your car. Now im thinking wow i went from pot head to drug dealer to just a normal guy.
This is the same dick that pulled me over because i swerved to miss a dead skunk he thought i was drunk and the same cop who wrote my friend a ticket after he put his car into a light pole because his abs decided to fuck up on him my friends had blood dripping off his forehead and wrecked his prelude si. Damn cops. Just thought it was a little weird :screwy: .
Car.Geek
02-11-2006, 02:58 AM
You spelled weird wrong
pimprolla112
02-11-2006, 03:32 AM
And your point still makes sense its called typing fast while under the influence of bud light. Il fix it in my post so it doesnt bother anyone else.
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