Today...

Today I was sitting around and found out that an ant was crawling on my finger. After I looked at it for a while, I told the ant to bite me, bite me hard and for a while. As the ant shook his head at me, he bit down really hard for about 4 seconds.


So now guy's and gals, tomarrow I will be Antman. I will wake up, no longer have Moobs and be all ripped of sexxxy muscle. I'll fight crimes and kill all bad-superheroes.

I will...I will protect you, that is a promise I shall keep...

well tomorrow i was with my friend. we started joking around and she bit me. i turned into HUMANMAN!



i wont protect you since my superpowers consist of watching tv and sleeping. so i'll call for Anty by using a big spotlight of a mosquito that i will shine into the sky during th day so he can come crawling into to make a daring rescue.

Originally posted by s7v7n
So now guy's and gals, tomarrow I will be Antman. I will wake up, no longer have Moobs and be all ripped of sexxxy muscle. Sounds like my kind of superhero! :licker: :D :angel:

I got bit by one of those "spruce beetles" (I dont know the correct name) today. Scared the living $hit out of me when I first saw it, (I screamed like a little pussy) then it hurt like a mofo cause it bit me b4 I could get rid of it., so I shook it onto the ground and stomped it good.

Man I hate those things :bloated:

I hate ants!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why couldn't you have been bitten by a Mustang, then I would really admire your super powers over the lowly Chevy guys!;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Originally posted by s7v7n
Today I was sitting around and found out that an ant was crawling on my finger. After I looked at it for a while, I told the ant to bite me, bite me hard and for a while. As the ant shook his head at me, he bit down really hard for about 4 seconds.


So now guy's and gals, tomarrow I will be Antman. I will wake up, no longer have Moobs and be all ripped of sexxxy muscle. I'll fight crimes and kill all bad-superheroes.

I will...I will protect you, that is a promise I shall keep...

Since every superhero has an arch-enemy, is yours gonna be some guy with a size 500 shoe?

[political voice] Whoa...people...calm down...Antman can't answer so many questions in a short period of time....we have problems in the city and they need to be fixed.


My damn arch-enemy is Spiderman and Batman. Those damn asswholes always think they are so much better with the signals and webs coming out all over the place...WELL DAMN THEM, I BIT PEOPLE!!!! And those people who have been biten will become one of the wounded and possibly death occuring injury of my venom. < Yes I have venom.




I hope everyone will sleep tight tonight as I will be watching over the city and your homes.

Good night and God bless the World.

I got bitten by a mouse yesterday, so I threw it over a fence:p

Originally posted by s7v7n
So now guy's and gals, tomarrow I will be Antman. I will wake up, no longer have Moobs and be all ripped of sexxxy muscle. I'll fight crimes and kill all bad-superheroes.

I will be your Nemesis, I have motive, I want my name back.:D

Ant

Originally posted by YellowMaranello


Since every superhero has an arch-enemy, is yours gonna be some guy with a size 500 shoe?

:rolleyes: or a big can of Doom ant spray :rolleyes:

Originally posted by s7v7n
Today I was sitting around and found out that an ant was crawling on my finger. After I looked at it for a while, I told the ant to bite me, bite me hard and for a while. As the ant shook his head at me, he bit down really hard for about 4 seconds.


So now guy's and gals, tomarrow I will be Antman. I will wake up, no longer have Moobs and be all ripped of sexxxy muscle. I'll fight crimes and kill all bad-superheroes.

I will...I will protect you, that is a promise I shall keep...

I think you are smoking some pretty wicked shit brother :smoker2: :smoka: :bandit:

j/k

Originally posted by primera man


I think you are smoking some pretty wicked shit brother :smoker2: :smoka: :bandit:

j/k

Either that or the paint fumes are getting to him.

*Walk away from the light!!*

Originally posted by Nemesis


I will be your Nemesis, I have motive, I want my name back.:D

Ant


You want to be my nemesis then go ahead. But I must warn you, if you try anything I can't do, I will eventually curl up, play dead....and then BAMMMMMMMM come out and kill you...I'll bite your head off, cuz when I get pissed I rise to an outstanding height of 8'9". So come get your DAMN name back....


:bandit:



Also, me no smoke. And me like light. ;)