What would win in a fight ketchup or mustard?

What would win in a fight ketchup or mustard and why?

:banghead:

And I was just thinking that I haven't locked a thread for some time now....

Well you see, ketchup is milder... but it comes in larger containers. So it's a toss up on how spicy the mustard is...

I can't believe I got to post to this before it was locked.

ketchup because it can be written 2 ways. plus catsup is just plain better than mustard.

But the one that would beat them both would be relish, because when you add yellow to red you get or.... green.

mustard because it will win by numbers there are more flavors of mustard than there are of ketchup. not to mention you spuirt it in someones eyes it burns more than ketchup

This wins the award for most retarded thread ever..

are we dealing with garden variety ketchup or some crazy catsup?

Ketchup. It can't bleed. It's already red...

This wins the award for most retarded thread ever..

the first thread i ever locked in OT as a mod was far more retarted than this one.

btw ketchup would woop ass

I don't know who is more retarded...

















The topic poster, or the people actually debating the subject.

hey, everyone needs entertainment.

Yeah, a little silliness once in a while doesn't hurt.

Ketchup owns mustard, big time.

Ketchup. It can't bleed. It's already red...
+1 :grinyes:

ketchup, because mustard is shit and ketchup is a shoe, shoes step on shit therfore ketchup would stomp mustard....simply put!

You guys got it all wrong.

Mustard vs Ketchup (http://www.bcheights.com/media/paper144/news/2004/10/18/Features/Condiments.Ketchup.Vs.Mustard-771697.shtml?norewrite&sourcedomain=www.bcheights.com)

Mustard!!!!

I don't know who is more retarded...

















The topic poster, or the people actually debating the subject.
My moneys on the topic poster. He's an idiot.

DIJON MUSTARD!!

maybe... honey mustard? it's so sweet you couldn't hurt it :)

Definately ketchup:
1. It comes in a bigger bottle.
2. Like already stated, it can't bleed.
3. Most importantly it is made from like 57 ingrediants, unlike mustard which is 2.

i'll put my money on ketchup, it could squirt itself on mustard and make it think that it's bleeding

This thread should have been made into a poll.

This thread should have been made into a poll.

that can be arranged

*sigh*

You people really don't know how to debate this.

What happens when ketchup and mustard meet? Simple, the mustard changes color and becomes a darker yellow. The ketchup doesn't become a different color of red.

Also, take some mustard and ketchup and mix them together. Which one do you taste? Mustard.

Mustard > Ketchup

mayo wins, bitches.

How is mustard winning. RIGGED, i want a recount.

I can't believe it still isn't locked.

This is the greatest thread EVER!

This is the greatest thread EVER!

i'm sorry, but you're quite wrong there...

Chuck Norris (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=481005&highlight=truth+about+chuck+norris) has you beat by a lot.

i'm sorry, but you're quite wrong there...

Chuck Norris (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=481005&highlight=truth+about+chuck+norris) has you beat by a lot.


:iagree: the chuck thread rules.

Okay you got me there but this thread has got to be in the top 1,000,000 at least.

Okay you got me there but this thread has got to be in the top 1,000,000 at least.

theres only about 15,000 threads here on CoT, so i guess so.


PS. Mayo wins, bitches

I think we should have a steven segal thread, it would totally beat the chuck norris thread. Ketchup still wins.

Have you ever seen Executive Decision? Steven Segall DIES in the first 30 minutes(maybe not 30, but near the beginning) He is in a stealth bomber trying to get in a jetliner, when the tunnel hes traveling in breaks off, killing him.

Chuck Norris has never died.

Chuck Norris hijack!

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris hijack!

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

:rofl: i guess it's only fair he gives us humans a chance

Chuck Norris once flew around the world in the oposite rotation in order to reverse time. Being the nice guy that he is he let Super Man have the credit.

excuse me, but WTF is catsup?

it's another way you can spell ketchup

Is this a joke?



Mustard, easy. Ketchup is a pussy.

your mom's easy. KETCHUP RUUUULLLLZZ GTFO!!!!!

chuck norris would win.

My moneys on the topic poster. He's an idiot.
hahahahahaa:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

excuse me, but WTF is catsup?
do you ever leave your house???

His role in executive decision was cut short due to his concurrent constraints regarding filming of the glimmer man. Hollywood sucks, plus he was wearing a shute and didn't actually die.

I don't remember if he had a parachute on or not, but there was a lot of debris in the air at the time of decompression of the stealth bomber. I remember the pilot parachuting out, not sure if Segall did.

Chuck Norris still rocks. I'd like to see Segall roundhouse all the guys hes killed. Any fool can pop someones neck like segall does.

do you ever leave your house???

I know it may be hard for you to believe, but there is a world outside of America and believe it or not, not every part of that world has "catsup", or knows which products are stocked on American shelves.

Now I might go and pour some tomato sauce on my hamburger, as its called in Australia.

When Chuck Norris bleeds, Heinz collects it and is the secret 53rd ingredient of ketchup.

Therefore ketchup = Chuck Norris > mustard therefore ketchup > mustard Simple math principles.

Anyone else thinks it's sad that this thread is still alive.

All I can think of was
~attack of the killer tomatoes~~~

and chuck norris sucks

When Chuck Norris bleeds, Heinz collects it and is the secret 53rd ingredient of ketchup.

Therefore ketchup = Chuck Norris > mustard therefore ketchup > mustard Simple math principles.

Anyone else thinks it's sad that this thread is still alive.
I agree, it is sad. So I thought I'd responde and keep it alive.

I agree, it is sad. So I thought I'd responde and keep it alive.
Tempting my ban stick....

Starting a really bad thread is sad, deliberately keeping it alive just screams 'I suck, notice me....'

Ouch you cut me deep. I'm sorry. But you are right I do suck.

ketchup allllllll day long, and mustard is a different thing if you get what i mean i dont think they fall into the same catagory but yeah defo ketchup !!! :)

burger sauce> ketchup or mustard.

end of.

the brits among us should know burger sauce is where it's at.

ok, but for the rest of us (aka the people that matter) what is burger sauce? what's it made of?

ok, but for the rest of us (aka the people that matter) what is burger sauce? what's it made of?

excuse me?

lol im kidding with you, i'm just bitter since you people stole canada from us (i'm french canadian).
but please explain what burger sauce is

chris, stop PMSing man! burger sauce? bleh! ya know what's awesome and Utah actually has bottles of it, ketchup and mayonassie mixed!

do i have to explain about my PMS again?

ketchup and mayonassie mixed!
Thats the Shiznit! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: