The STORY!

Ok, so for those who have asked...

Yes, I crashed my girlfriends car. The first month I was dating her no less!

The poor car was a 86 Mazda 323. Lil peppy thing, faster than a friends 240z! Good on gas too which was defentally great these days!

We were on our way home from my parents house, and decided to take PCH instead of the freeway. Heading along the coast there were dangers all over, slight rain, and small landslides everywhere. I didn't think too much of it, afterall, this is normal for this area. But....distaster struck!

A ways out, a batch of earth came down and slamed infront of us, I tried to get around it but there was no hope!! The earth griped onto my wheels, and let loose the road. Drifting sideways I hydroplaned and tried counterstearing, feathering the brakes and gas. Noting stopped us!

We hit a ditch, flew into a tree...it didnt stop us....the second tree came with a powerfull smashing painfull noise! Then...the rockface of the mountain...death!

My knee had a chunck of metal in it, and I had a concussion. She couldnt breathe well eather. We had to walk 11.5 miles...to get a payphone.

We ended up ok...but it sucked!

Damn! Glad you made out okay. That's a long walk with a chunk of metal stuck in your knee...

Ouch. That doesn't sound like fun. Glad you were OK though.

I was all dazed still sitting in the car in the ditch and was looking for my phone, found the metal in my knee instead. Not a massive cut or anything, just overly unpleasent. I riped it out and let it bleed as I walked/limped.

Oh, and I couldnt get recpetion on my phone, so I climbed this hill and got recption...and then my battery ran out. haHA!

Ok, so for those who have asked...

Yes, I crashed my girlfriends car. The first month I was dating her no less!

The poor car was a 86 Mazda 323. Lil peppy thing, faster than a friends 240z! Good on gas too which was defentally great these days!

We were on our way home from my parents house, and decided to take PCH instead of the freeway. Heading along the coast there were dangers all over, slight rain, and small landslides everywhere. I didn't think too much of it, afterall, this is normal for this area. But....distaster struck!

A ways out, a batch of earth came down and slamed infront of us, I tried to get around it but there was no hope!! The earth griped onto my wheels, and let loose the road. Drifting sideways I hydroplaned and tried counterstearing, feathering the brakes and gas. Noting stopped us!

We hit a ditch, flew into a tree...it didnt stop us....the second tree came with a powerfull smashing painfull noise! Then...the rockface of the mountain...death!

My knee had a chunck of metal in it, and I had a concussion. She couldnt breathe well eather. We had to walk 11.5 miles...to get a payphone.

We ended up ok...but it sucked!


ur a funny guy, glad ur ok, i like how you used exclamations!!!

LESS!
240z!
Days!
Struck!
Hope!
Us!
Noise!
Death!
Sucked!

i vote first u next year for af most exclamations used!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone

hahahah...YES!!!!

I do like the hell outa them.

wow, sorry to hear about that, that does suck. 11.5 miles is not a fun walk in the rain either. I've done that a couple times, and it does SUCK. Sorry to hear that, hope you two are ok now.

you mean there where no other cars on the road? in FL it's technically illegal to bypass a crash if there is clearly an injury and help hasnt already arrived.

were fine, it was like 4 months ago.

It actually stoped raining, but the bad thing was how messed up we were trying to walk. She couldnt breathe well, and I could hardly see right or walk. We just started finding it funny though. I couldnt stop farting for some reason just to add to it.

About 6 miles down the road we stoped because we could see people having sex in their room....totally awesome.

We were walking twords a gas station we saw, and about 20 feet away it turned its lights off and the guy drove away. Fortunally there was a pay phone near it. I made my call to AAA and the phone wasnt working well. Finally it gave out...I got mad at this point and screamed "WORK!!!" and slamed it into the metal booth. It worked PERFECTLY!!!! after that.

hahahahah.... ahh the WORK! yell...


Where did the WORK! yell come from?...

*TV working on Trans-Am*
TV: This damn thing doesn't want to go in...
Me: Hmm... Have you tried yelling at it yet?
TV: ...... WORK!!!
Me: Well?
TV: ... hey... it went in... awesome... now, to Del Taco!!!

Ha Ha You Fartknocker!!!

hahahahah.... ahh the WORK! yell...


Where did the WORK! yell come from?...

*TV working on Trans-Am*
TV: This damn thing doesn't want to go in...
Me: Hmm... Have you tried yelling at it yet?
TV: ...... WORK!!!
Me: Well?
TV: ... hey... it went in... awesome... now, to Del Taco!!!


:lol:

Red told it right except for one thing...

we went to taco bell, not del taco!

hahahahaha

Oh, and I was changing engine mounts, he was above me leaning in helpin with a ratchet...and when I yelled he almost killed me with it! hahaha, he droped it on my head he laughed so hard!!!!!

Oh man...good times

Too bad the trans am ate blazer death.....

wow that musta sucked...the worst thing happened to me so far in terms of weather was waiting in line for xbox 360...but the 900 bucks i sold it for seemed to be worth it, since i payed my brother, and my father to wait in line and buy one seperatly....tahts about 1800 bucks profit right there...i think it was worth it...i couldnt wolk on my cold chilling feet for about a day....thank you ebay....

were fine, it was like 4 months ago.

It actually stoped raining, but the bad thing was how messed up we were trying to walk. She couldnt breathe well, and I could hardly see right or walk. We just started finding it funny though. I couldnt stop farting for some reason just to add to it.

About 6 miles down the road we stoped because we could see people having sex in their room....totally awesome.

We were walking twords a gas station we saw, and about 20 feet away it turned its lights off and the guy drove away. Fortunally there was a pay phone near it. I made my call to AAA and the phone wasnt working well. Finally it gave out...I got mad at this point and screamed "WORK!!!" and slamed it into the metal booth. It worked PERFECTLY!!!! after that.

TV...you are like the best boyfriend a girl could ask for...

:rofl:

wow man, that's one helluva story... glad you and your gf are alright.

Yeah man good to hear your ok, thats really rough

so y did it take you 4 months to post it? Does she have a new car yet?

Cause he had no internets... he was living in a Suburban down by the river.


And no, she doesn't have a new car... infact, she never drove it anyways. So, it's a good situation. Which is why she wasn't mad.

TV...you are like the best boyfriend a girl could ask for...

:rofl:


hahaha...that's funny. I had to pee before we even crashed to make things worse...fun times.

yah...I had it easy...sure my leg had a chunk outa it..

put I could piss! She had to make it to a bathroom...MASS SUCKAGE!

Man everyones GF seems to be signing up these days. Crazy :screwy:

She can mssg me here when I am at work now that she signed on...sooo....