Everything Has A Gender
'97ventureowner
02-10-2006, 02:41 PM
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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knorwj
02-10-2006, 03:04 PM
oh man I liked this one haha.
YogsVR4
02-10-2006, 03:06 PM
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FlippiN.af
02-10-2006, 03:56 PM
Wow, hammers have a gender. Who knew?
mike1224
02-10-2006, 05:09 PM
hahhaa good ones
clawhammer
02-10-2006, 05:30 PM
What gender is AF?
elementskater15
02-10-2006, 05:51 PM
computer-female; likes to be touched and doesnt mind me cranking one out in front of it
.................dirty whore
.................dirty whore
directory
02-10-2006, 06:00 PM
computer-female likes to be touched and doesnt mind me cranking one out in front of it
.................dirty whore
and used by hundreds like this!
.................dirty whore
and used by hundreds like this!
sv650s
02-10-2006, 06:02 PM
What gender is AF?
probably something like a transvestite, both guys and girls can't get enough of it
probably something like a transvestite, both guys and girls can't get enough of it
elementskater15
02-10-2006, 06:27 PM
my car-female; always has people in and out of it, and you gotta work the stick just right to get 'er purrin'
...another whore
...another whore
xviciousx
02-10-2006, 08:25 PM
damn your slutty car
vinnym86
02-10-2006, 08:50 PM
lmao, those were good. i like the copier and the subway one.
beef_bourito
02-10-2006, 10:07 PM
af is a woman because i love it.
my truck's a female. fun to ride when it's got a light load in the back, a hassle when it's full. plus it can take a mean pounding.
my truck's a female. fun to ride when it's got a light load in the back, a hassle when it's full. plus it can take a mean pounding.
xviciousx
02-10-2006, 10:11 PM
My car is definately a woman. No matter how much I buy and put into it, the service engine soon light always comes back on within a week of buying it new things.
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