Your favorite line

Expanding on Pandamonium's thread, what's your favorite line, quote or saying?

One of mine is "He who knows nothing, knows something, which is really nothing.":huh:

I have a few-
From Clerks, the animated Series, episode 1-
*CRASH*..."Why are we walking like this?"

from Monty Python and The Quest for the Holy Grail-
"And there was much rejoicing" yay

From the Simpsons-
"I'll mace you good!"

You are Unique, just like everyone else.

"Stop that, you're hurting the wallabe."

I like to say totally random things.

"Isn't it a bit early for Sphincter Level 10??"
~From the T.V. show "Crossing Jordan"

"Um, I believe you have my stapler..."
~If you don't know, I won't tell :p

"I wise man knows evrything, a shrewd one, everybody"

"If the world din't suck, we would all fall off"

From "Dude, where's my car?"
"Shibi!"

From Monty Python and The Search for the Holy Grail
"[Frenchaccent]I fart in your general direction![Frenchaccent/]"

I saw this one on a bumper sticker...

"Ass, ass, or ass. No one rides for free."

Expect the worse & you're seldom disapointed!!!

There's an idiot born everyday but, you're your month's quota!!!

Masterbation is the thinking man's television!!!

Walk quietly & carry a big stick!!!

You can pick your friends but, not your family!!!

The Panda made me say it!!!

I can't remember most of the sayings I like.

but one of my fave lines from a movie has got to be.

"I will see my fear, and it will pass through me, then there will be nothing, only I will remain"

from Full Metal Jacket.

"life's a huge shit sandwich and we're all going to have to take a bite"

or

"What's your major malfunction Numbnuts?"

glub,glub glub...phlop..........

Leonnardo DiCrappyo....'Titanic'

:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

"Cake or Death?" "Cake Please"
Eddie Izzard

Originally posted by Gonthrax
"Cake or Death?" "Cake Please"
Eddie Izzard

mmmmmm, british humor. Have you heard his bit about invading countries and flags?

Originally posted by saturntangerine
"Isn't it a bit early for Sphincter Level 10??"
~From the T.V. show "Crossing Jordan"

"Um, I believe you have my stapler..."
~If you don't know, I won't tell :p

"I will burn down the building....." :p :p

Stewie from Family Guy:
“Pickles! God help you if I find pickles!”

:p

oh remembered a bumper sticker I liked


"Keep honking, I'm reloading!":D

Originally posted by saturntangerine


"Um, I believe you have my stapler..."
~If you don't know, I won't tell :p


"Ummmmm, yeah....were gonna have to ask you to move your desk back even further....yeah...we need more room for boxes. Wait, better yet, were gonna go ahead and put you down in the basement."


"Do you like Kung-Fu movies?"








I'm serious Tangie, we like the same damn things, we need to hook up!!

"Who's the more foolish - the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find, a more wretched hive of scum, and villainy. We must be cautious"

"Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea"

And my favourite Stewie line:

Stewie: "What do you want?"

man in white: "I want to get out of here!!"

Stewie: "Oh I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that" - and proceeds to fry him :D :D :devil: :devil:

:eek: OMG I’m in shock. There were no quotes from Moondog from Monkey. I think I need to sit down now. :hehehe: :D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
:eek: OMG I’m in shock. There were no quotes from Moondog from Monkey. I think I need to sit down now. :hehehe: :D

They're in the sig - and I was thinking of getting some new ones.

like....



"It is a well known fact that doctors practise until they are perfect"

:D :D :D

" A dying man would grab the Blade of a sword "
" A man who treasures his friends is usually solid gold himself "



"If u love something , let it go,
if it comes back to u, then it was meant to be. if not then fuk it"

Originally posted by StageOneGalant
[B"If u love something , let it go,
if it comes back to u, then it was meant to be. if not then fuk it" [/B]

I always liked: "If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it."

:D

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"

You can pick your friends but, not your family!!!


I'm gonna lose :angel: status for this one:

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. :eek: :apuke:

Originally posted by moondog


I always liked: "If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it."

:D

NOTE::: read the one under my specs( in my personal quote ) for my car.. i love that one.

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
:eek: OMG I’m in shock. There were no quotes from Moondog from Monkey. I think I need to sit down now. :hehehe: :D

You had to get him started!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

The Panda made me do it!!!

I like to say this to a group of people just as someone else walks into the room:

"and then he said 'RECTUM?! DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM!!!'" (which is immediatly followed by racous laughter).

My favorite movie quote though is actually a few words that are carved into a wood table during the opening scenes of "the Breakfast Club", and it reads:

"I'm eating my head"

And then, pretty much ANY line from "What's up tiger lilly?". If you haven't seen this movie, you MUST! It's an old cheesy ass chinese James Bond type movie that Woody Allen purchased the rights to. He stripped the audio tracks and completely re-dubbed the entire movie, and it's funny as hell.

Oh, and then there's a line I like from a really old Van Halen video (Hot for teacher) where somebody says:

"I don't feel tardy..."

5 out of 4 statistical errors are caused by dehydration.

And a bumper sticker:
"If you don't like my driving, get of the footpath!"

Originally posted by Nemesis
5 out of 4 statistical errors are caused by dehydration.

And a bumper sticker:
"If you don't like my driving, get of the footpath!"

Wouldn't it be "get out of the ocean"? fellow Whale pilot? :p

I think a redo of that sticker is in order......

97.4%OF STATISTICS ARE BULLSHIT.:D :D :D

"Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat." - Kevin Spacey in "the Usual Suspects"

"Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!" - Sean Connery in "The Rock"

"Actually, I'm a biochemical superfreak, but I still need a gun." - Nicolas Cage in "The Rock"

Pyton - "Run away!"

oh yeah, almost forgot about Ghostbusters "Where do those stairs go?" "They go up."

Jessica Rabbit to Bob Hoskins in 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'.....


"Is that a rabbit in your pocket,or are you just pleased to see me?"

:cool: :cool: :cool:

"I'm sorry sir, you can't park your van on the diving board. Oh wait, HEY, IT'S JUST A FAT KID!"

from the latest Monkey episode I watched:

"Daily the clever man learns something. Daily the wise man lets go of some certainty ... perhaps."

"Please do not shoot at the thermo-nuclear warheads" John Travolta - Broken Arrow

My favourite quote comes from "10 things I hate about you"

Walter Stratford: I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl today, and you know what she said to me?
Bianca Stratford: "I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom"?
Walter Stratford: Close, she said "I should have listened to my father."
Bianca Stratford: She did not.
Walter Stratford: Well, that's what should would have said if she wasn't so doped up.

:finger: :finger: :finger:

"God is Dead" Hegel & Nietzsche

Renton: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? :bonghitte

Originally posted by tazdev
Renton: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? :bonghitte

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All time favorite "You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. "

Guess the Movie

from meyham of the mooninites:
"smoke while you are doing so"
"he was caught drinking and stealing and smoking, in a non smoking area."
from space ghost
"moltar what's our depth?
20 thousand leagues sir.
take us to 21
but.. but why?
because its more fantastical!"

Originally posted by tazdev


Guess the Movie

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Full Metal Jacket :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

your turn:bandit:

It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

VVVVVVVVV read below VVVVVV

Originally posted by taranaki


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Full Metal Jacket :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

your turn:bandit:

It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

ain't that the Blues Brothers?

Originally posted by moondog


ain't that the Blues Brothers?

"Ain't"!?! I thought oyu were a kiwi!?!

Wait........makes since.....you are from the south! :bloated::rolleyes:

I know! Weak joke....I got bored

Originally posted by moondog


ain't that the Blues Brothers?

Redeemed! Your taste in movies goes up several points in my estimation!:D

Even though I'm a girl, I still find this one to be the greatest.

"Life's a b*tch, then you marry one."