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http://www.local6.com/news/6807099/detail.html

Makers Claim Cherry Soda Will Arouse Drinkers

A new soda promising to sexually arouse the person drinking it will soon be available in stores nationwide, according to a Local 6 News report.
The soda was banned in France and Denmark, but makers insist it is safe and works as an aphrodisiac.

People who have tested the soda said it tastes like cherry soda.

"We watched a film and then afterwards I felt like my senses were more like turned on, like I could feel more, I felt more on my skin," a tester said.

Doctors have already warned that the drink is not for everyone. Children, pregnant women and people with high blood pressure and diabetes should avoid the drink, according to the report.

A warning label on the can claims, "This beverage will arouse you."

Turn On is sold online for $3.50 a can and will soon be available in stores, the report said.

Whos got the first case? Anyone?

...sex in a can........hmmmmm..

Can't wait to mix it with vodka and vicodin. :licka:

^^Yep that sounds like a good idea.

Sex in a can?





Is that not called alcohol anymore?

Can't wait to mix it with vodka and vicodin. :licka:
that'd be awesome. maybe i could keep it up for once.

finally, legal beer!

finally, legal beer!
Question, will it be sold to minors?

finally, legal beer!
I thought beer was legal? then what they hell have they been selling me?:banghead:

that'd be awesome. maybe i could keep it up for once.


Bah, i always here guys talk about "whiskey dick" i think all these guys will have problem when they are older. I've never once had problems getting it up while drunk/trashed. Only when drunk/trashed trying to go more than twice.

sounds like viagra in a can to me. do you think it's possible to overdose?

You'd probably be too overcome w/ the cherry taste before you could even overdose.

Sex in a can?





Is that not called alcohol anymore?

:rofl: lmao!

Alcohol isnt sex in a can, its ugly-be-gone in a can. It just makes it seem like its sex in a can because there is so much more potential.

this is really starting to interest me, actually. i just wanna see how the soda makes you feel, if it really works... not that i need any help or anything...
i just like experimenting.

I would try it, just to see. Would be interesting i guess.

this is really starting to interest me, actually. i just wanna see how the soda makes you feel, if it really works... not that i need any help or anything...
i just like experimenting.
google it or find it on ebay, buy it, test it for us, and let us know how it goes. i wonder what it does to girls. just makes us horny? hmm

The article said the main ingredients are guarana, ginseng, and caffeine. Same as a lot of other energy drinks....at $3.50 a can it might be a better idea to stick to Red Bull or something similar. (Unless this stuff is much stronger, that is)

token minority gets the ladies anyway, time for him to be the gineau pig and test it out.

apparently viagra is given to old men in nursing homes before they sleep, when the roll over they dont fall out of bed.

The article said the main ingredients are guarana, ginseng, and caffeine. Same as a lot of other energy drinks....at $3.50 a can it might be a better idea to stick to Red Bull or something similar. (Unless this stuff is much stronger, that is)

reading some user reviews, they say that it just hightens some senses, like touch. aparently, you are much more aware when you are touched, say on the arm, and because its a hightened sensation, i guess you're aroused?

apparently viagra is given to old men in nursing homes before they sleep, when the roll over they dont fall out of bed.
whaaaat? :lol:

ok ill be a tester for you guys. Just to test the full effect of this im gonna ignore my GF, drink a case of this and count how many times i can masterbate in a day. Wish me luck!

ok ill be a tester for you guys. Just to test the full effect of this im gonna ignore my GF, drink a case of this and count how many times i can masterbate in a day. Wish me luck!

Godspeed...

i see a case of sever rugburn like issues in you future...

ok ill be a tester for you guys. Just to test the full effect of this im gonna ignore my GF, drink a case of this and count how many times i can masterbate in a day. Wish me luck!


For the love of god dont forget the lotion on that quest.

my record's 8, then i got bored. i wonder how much with this. haha jk, anyways good luck. although i don't think we need to hear the results.

Whos got the first case? Anyone?

they can't be reached....they are busy humping the box it came in

Sure alcohol does the same thing. Gets ya both happy (who wants angry sex, I mean really, that would hurt like hell) and loosesn the lips (pun intended bitches).


If you can't bone a drunk bitch, this drink def won't help you anymore.