Inequality!!!
speediva
06-22-2002, 03:24 AM
Okay... this is a bit of a rant, but it is well-grounded.
The standard for what women are supposed to know about men has been set-forth by that infamous Seinfeld episode about shrinkage. Yes, that's right. All women are expected to know the behaviour of the male member with respect to the cold. And it is largely accepted and known.
But why don't men understand some things about women??? Like, for example, when we get cold there is another reaction besides it getting... "a tid bit nipply". Men, let it be known that when we are cold and we get goosebumps on our legs, the little hairs come back out to play. So next time before you run your mouth and ask, "Hey babe, didn't you shave today?" think about whether or not she might be a bit cold!!! Movie theaters and cool evenings are included in this, so keep your minds open before your mouths! :p
The standard for what women are supposed to know about men has been set-forth by that infamous Seinfeld episode about shrinkage. Yes, that's right. All women are expected to know the behaviour of the male member with respect to the cold. And it is largely accepted and known.
But why don't men understand some things about women??? Like, for example, when we get cold there is another reaction besides it getting... "a tid bit nipply". Men, let it be known that when we are cold and we get goosebumps on our legs, the little hairs come back out to play. So next time before you run your mouth and ask, "Hey babe, didn't you shave today?" think about whether or not she might be a bit cold!!! Movie theaters and cool evenings are included in this, so keep your minds open before your mouths! :p
tazdev
06-22-2002, 03:35 AM
some men have trouble understanding themselves let alone a woman;)
boingo82
06-22-2002, 03:38 AM
How could someone NOT know that? Besides, I kind of resent having to shave every day. It's not like guys always do.
tazdev
06-22-2002, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by boingo82
It's not like guys always do.
I assume your talking facial hair here. Some guys do, I don't I'm lazy:o
It's not like guys always do.
I assume your talking facial hair here. Some guys do, I don't I'm lazy:o
boingo82
06-22-2002, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
I assume your talking facial hair here. Some guys do, I don't I'm lazy:o
Yes I am. And when girls are 'lazy' it's considered gross and disgusting by a lot of guys.
Oh, I have known guys who shaved their legs, too. I know a lot of people think that's 'gay', but so what? It makes men a lot softer and cuddlier. BTW it was because they were swimmers, and that's a requirement when you go to state competition. Reduces drag.
I assume your talking facial hair here. Some guys do, I don't I'm lazy:o
Yes I am. And when girls are 'lazy' it's considered gross and disgusting by a lot of guys.
Oh, I have known guys who shaved their legs, too. I know a lot of people think that's 'gay', but so what? It makes men a lot softer and cuddlier. BTW it was because they were swimmers, and that's a requirement when you go to state competition. Reduces drag.
tazdev
06-22-2002, 03:58 AM
lots of guys are idiots also.
taranaki
06-22-2002, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Okay... this is a bit of a rant, but it is well-grounded.
The standard for what women are supposed to know about men has been set-forth by that infamous Seinfeld episode about shrinkage. Yes, that's right. All women are expected to know the behaviour of the male member with respect to the cold. And it is largely accepted and known.
But why don't men understand some things about women??? Like, for example, when we get cold there is another reaction besides it getting... "a tid bit nipply". Men, let it be known that when we are cold and we get goosebumps on our legs, the little hairs come back out to play. So next time before you run your mouth and ask, "Hey babe, didn't you shave today?" think about whether or not she might be a bit cold!!! Movie theaters and cool evenings are included in this, so keep your minds open before your mouths! :p
:eek: :eek: Why Tangie......this is indeed a lesson in sensuality.....The boys among men here could surely do with educating....perhaps you can explain some more of the deeper mysteries of the female race to them...:D :D :D
Okay... this is a bit of a rant, but it is well-grounded.
The standard for what women are supposed to know about men has been set-forth by that infamous Seinfeld episode about shrinkage. Yes, that's right. All women are expected to know the behaviour of the male member with respect to the cold. And it is largely accepted and known.
But why don't men understand some things about women??? Like, for example, when we get cold there is another reaction besides it getting... "a tid bit nipply". Men, let it be known that when we are cold and we get goosebumps on our legs, the little hairs come back out to play. So next time before you run your mouth and ask, "Hey babe, didn't you shave today?" think about whether or not she might be a bit cold!!! Movie theaters and cool evenings are included in this, so keep your minds open before your mouths! :p
:eek: :eek: Why Tangie......this is indeed a lesson in sensuality.....The boys among men here could surely do with educating....perhaps you can explain some more of the deeper mysteries of the female race to them...:D :D :D
YellowMaranello
06-22-2002, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by boingo82
Oh, I have known guys who shaved their legs, too. I know a lot of people think that's 'gay', but so what? It makes men a lot softer and cuddlier. BTW it was because they were swimmers, and that's a requirement when you go to state competition. Reduces drag.
Yeah, I've done that for swimming. It's more to get that top layer of dead skin off then get the hair off though.
Oh, I have known guys who shaved their legs, too. I know a lot of people think that's 'gay', but so what? It makes men a lot softer and cuddlier. BTW it was because they were swimmers, and that's a requirement when you go to state competition. Reduces drag.
Yeah, I've done that for swimming. It's more to get that top layer of dead skin off then get the hair off though.
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