Damn Unknowledgable Women Drivers...Argh

Driving to the around this morning on the hi-way, I looked over to my left ,and there was a woman in a brand new Mercedes, doing 80 miles per hour ,with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the sandwich out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed my sparking trousers, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL !!!!!!! Damn Unknowledgable Women Drivers...Argh. :rolleyes:

heh, I once was driving with a monkey on the wheel, talking on two phones as I drank some JD which I made in my still in my car, as I was making out with two modles, and some idiot honks at me because I was going too slow...I mean jeez, I was going doubble the speedlimit (65) on the freeway, isnt that fast enough? :hehehe:

Any more stories to tell...I know there are lots here guys'... :rolleyes: :D

90% of time, its a woman whos turning into my lane without looking to see if theres another car, which procedes to make me yell "beep f-edited-king beep!" :bandit:

Honestly... today I had far more moronic males trying to cut me off in their damned "dualie diesel pickups" than ignorant females.

My personal fave is a guy who was signing a check while on the phone and holding a fountain drink... :rolleyes: It shocked me to see that he wasn't driving a Ford or Caddy with a Gold AAA sticker.

Originally posted by s7v7n
Driving to the around this morning on the hi-way, I looked over to my left ,and there was a woman in a brand new Mercedes, doing 80 miles per hour ,with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the sandwich out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed my sparking trousers, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL !!!!!!! Damn Unknowledgable Women Drivers...Argh. :rolleyes:

LOL hot coffee in the lap. Ouch

Originally posted by tazdev


LOL hot coffee in the lap. Ouch

:eek: Yikes!Cruelty to the UNEMPLOYED! that must be adding injury to insult:( ...I think...:bloated: :bloated:

:D :D :D :D

I once saw a woman driving with both hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 o'clock position with a white towel laying across both arms, I still don't know what that was all about? (She didn't have a passenger, before all you perverted people make a comment)!

Originally posted by taranaki


:eek: Yikes!Cruelty to the UNEMPLOYED! that must be adding injury to insult:( ...I think...:bloated: :bloated:

:D :D :D :D



SHHHHSSSHHHHHHHHH....I told you I am not [wink wink] UNEMPLOYED! [/wink wink]


:bandit:

Originally posted by carnut
I once saw a woman driving with both hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 o'clock position with a white towel laying across both arms, I still don't know what that was all about?

Maybe she's seriously disturbed over skin cancer rates??? :confused: But that sure is interesting...