Dane Cook

Have you guys seen or heard of dane cook? i swear hes the funniest guy in the world. if you ever get the chance to deffently go to your local cd store and buy his cd/dvd its the funniest hour an a half you will ever have.

He is funny, but Billy Connolly is the funniest man in the world.

carlos mencia, dee dee dee!

"I can't watch a women play with herself - to me, it looks like a DJ working the turntables."

Ahaha, great man.

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^^^^^^:grinyes: :grinyes: :grinyes: :grinyes:

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At least he makes jokes specifically for his target audience :rolleyes: :biggrin:

Anyways, Dane Cook is damn funny. He has to be seen to really be appreciated.

carlos mencia, dee dee dee!
:grinyes: heh, I had my 5 year old son running around the house saying that. I'm sure he said that at school too!:grinyes:

hilarious in person!!! he came to UCF and the students got to se ehim for free. Oh man i killed over! :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

Insomniac Tour was awesome!

I love that guy, some people think he is over rated, but he just has those funny details in jokes he tells.

Makes it seem so real. My favorite is the bit where he talks about going to Walgreens. LMAO!!

Dane Cook is one of the funniest stand-up comedians I've ever seen.

My favorite is Demetri Martin, but Dane Cook comes in as a very close second.

Dude's Hilarious, he's in my top 3.....


2. Stephen Lynch
3. Carlos Mencia

ugh stephen lynch...i don't find that stuff amusing at all. my ex sang this song to me and said this is what would happen if i ever got pregnant *he was joking, but still..*

{Spoken}
This for all the ladies...
Ya might wanna save those "woo"s

{Sung}
I kissed you on the cheek
“Good night my love” I say
You turned to me and smile
“A baby’s on the way.”

And then you drift asleep
To dream of life anew
And I lie wondering
Just what I should do

I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares
I could swear to God you accidently
Fell that flight of stairs

When I tell you that I love you
I will look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.

{Spoken}
I'm so sorry!
I can't believe I just said that!

All good ones so far... Kool-Aid Man... Dane Cook on Kool-Aid man... classic

anyone ever hear of mitch hedberg? if not get on google, kazaa, limewire, whatever and download his comedy central 1/2 hour special. maaad funny, especially after a few beers.

Anyways, Dane Cook is damn funny. He has to be seen to really be appreciated.

yup, saw him in rochester, he was AMAZING. guy's coked out or something. We met him at the Ruby Teusday's after the show, he's a pretty nice guy.

i think someone shit on the coats

anyone ever hear of mitch hedberg? if not get on google, kazaa, limewire, whatever and download his comedy central 1/2 hour special. maaad funny, especially after a few beers.

YES! he never had big skits, just a buch of brilliant one-liners, but god! Smokey the bear and Smacky the frog!

shame he died.