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What foods are sexy?


taranaki
06-20-2002, 04:48 AM
strange question,I know......I'm not talking 'odd-shaped carrots' or 'interesting arrangement of two plums and a banana'....I mean....what would you like fed to you by your partner?



I found this quote just now,couldn't help laughing............

QUOTE
Those creepy late-night HBO specials have told me many times (often up to 800 times a week) that food goes great with sex. I'm not sure if I agree. Sure, I wouldn't mind some whipped cream and cherries every now and then, but if some girl whips out a Double Cheeseburger and squishes it into my butt I'm dropkicking her into a trashcan and throwing her into the sun.



:eek: :hehehe: :cwn27: :hehehe: :cwn27: :hehehe: :cwn27:

darkness
06-20-2002, 04:55 AM
I've always wanted to try chocolate body paint on someone. Wouldn't want them to use it on me though, need to use it on a good looking person.

Moppie
06-20-2002, 05:05 AM
Hersys syrups.............


I dont need to say any more. :licker:

tazdev
06-20-2002, 06:15 AM
call me boring but i would have to go with strawberries and cream:D

tazdev
06-20-2002, 06:52 AM
Definately NOT watermelons :D

jinushaun
06-20-2002, 04:44 PM
Oh God. This reminds me of a Jerry Springer episode I unfortunately caught a glimpse of. This guy had a sick fetish for food and sex. :eek: :apuke: And I'm not talking sexy food either. For example, he likes his partner to be covered in mash potatoes and gravy.

"Pandamonium"
06-20-2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Moppie
Hersys syrups.............

:licker:

Been there done that!!!!

Yuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm.................

Panda's like chocolate!!! :licker: :licker: :licker: :licker: :licker: :licker: :licker: :licker:

Spec2 Girl
06-20-2002, 05:15 PM
Strawberries dripping with warm melted chocolate! :licker: :licker:

Dustin_S
06-20-2002, 07:17 PM
Call me A walking cliche...but I"ll go with canned whip cream (in the chocolate form) and easy cheese.

s7v7n
06-20-2002, 08:54 PM
"Peaches and Cream....baby..."


or


Strawberries with melted chocolate. ;)

Damien
06-20-2002, 09:13 PM
If it's just plain out fun kinky stuff.............then anything sticky will do i think! :silly:

Spec2 Girl
06-20-2002, 09:26 PM
After re-reading through this thread, it's desperately made me want some strawberries and dammit they're out of season. :(

"Pandamonium"
06-20-2002, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
After re-reading through this thread, it's desperately made me want some strawberries and dammit they're out of season. :(

Moon could always use strawberry jam!!!

Spreadable & edable. :licker: :licker: :licker:

The Panda made me say it!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:

Spec2 Girl
06-20-2002, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Moon could always use strawberry jam!!!
Now that's just not the same and I want some for no other reason other than to eat. :D

"Pandamonium"
06-20-2002, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"


Moon could always use strawberry jam!!!

Spreadable & edable. :licker: :licker: :licker:

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Now that's just not the same and I want some for no other reason other than to eat. :D

Did I suggest anything else??? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Perversion is in the mind of the beholder!!!

The Panda made me say it!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:

taranaki
06-20-2002, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
After re-reading through this thread, it's desperately made me want some strawberries and dammit they're out of season. :(

The improbable I can do with pleasure;)
The IMPOSSIBLE may take a little longer:(

Files away under 's' on list of things that are good to take visiting

Spec2 Girl
06-20-2002, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by taranaki


The improbable I can do with pleasure;)
The IMPOSSIBLE may take a little longer:(

Files away under 's' on list of things that are good to take visiting and the improbable are :licker: but just don’t wait until the other are in season before visiting. ;) :)

carnut
06-21-2002, 12:32 AM
Anything would be bitchin! My current girlfriend doesn't know how to cook!

Ssom
06-21-2002, 01:56 AM
any of you Kiwi's see Tuesday's episode of The Strip, where they were having sex with food (ie Strawberries and chocolate syrup) and then the man moved on, opened up a pack of them pooping rock candy thingies that pop in your mouth, before going back down and errrmmmmm...never mind...................;)

Well anyway, it has me determined to try that some time :right: :angel:

taranaki
06-21-2002, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
,,,,and then the man moved on, opened up a pack of them pooping rock candy thingies that pop in your mouth, before going back down and errrmmmmm...never mind...................;)

Well anyway, it has me determined to try that some time :right: :angel:


pooping=popping, I hope.....:eek:

speediva
06-21-2002, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by taranaki



pooping=popping, I hope.....:eek:

you said it first!!! :p :lol2: :hehe: :hehehe:


I'm just old-fashioned, but chocolate syrup and strawberries are my fave picks...

s7v7n
06-21-2002, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by taranaki



pooping=popping, I hope.....:eek:


I hope so...cuz I don't wanna see a pooping rock! :bandit:

tazdev
06-21-2002, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine



I'm just old-fashioned, but chocolate syrup and strawberries are my fave picks...

Is that chocolate syrup hot or cold?:frog:

Ssom
06-21-2002, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by taranaki



pooping=popping, I hope.....:eek:

You knew all along that is what I meant:rolleyes:














Smart-arses:finger: :finger:

s7v7n
06-21-2002, 03:21 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi


Smart-arses:finger: :finger:





How did you know about my smart arse? Only a select few have heard it play an instrument...


:bandit:

speediva
06-21-2002, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by s7v7n

Only a select few have heard it play an instrument...



I raise the B.S. flag on this statement!!!

As a male you have, with almost absolute certainty, displayed your "intestinal instrument" in a most public manner....




(oh, and the syrup is warm :D)

s7v7n
06-21-2002, 03:45 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine


almost






that's the key word here...



:bandit:

taranaki
06-21-2002, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine


I raise the B.S. flag on this statement!!!

As a male you have, with almost absolute certainty, displayed your "intestinal instrument" in a most public manner....
(oh, and the syrup is warm :D)

I agree!:)

the key word is male...the female of the species saves her most lethal cocktails for her near-sleepin'spouse:apuke:


(oh....and warm honey beats syrup any day:D ):D

ragt20
06-21-2002, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
After re-reading through this thread, it's desperately made me want some strawberries and dammit they're out of season. :(

not out of season here...actually they are in season in a big way....
and I had some the other day..................











strawberries that is :D

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