best pick up line ever

hey baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves


:grinyes:

Im trying that.. although I think the girl will be stupid so she really wouldnt know wth derivative and tangent mean

no its not

Hey, stop taking all the good Mathematician pick-up lines! We need those!

If I used that on a girl, she would just look at me funny and then never talk to me again.

My personal favorite " hey baby, wanna fuck?" that way you're sure to get one of two answers. And besides that you'd be suprised how much that one actually works.

wow, worst pickup line ever.

possibly so but still works...........oh wait you were talking about mine weren't you, damn.

My personal favorite " hey baby, wanna fuck?" that way you're sure to get one of two answers. And besides that you'd be suprised how much that one actually works.
Damn youngins... it's "Nice shoes, wanna fu(k?" And yes, I do know friends who have used that line successfully.

Now, as a mathematician, I would go for the first pickup line of the thread.

Yeah, you definately use it on people you KNOW are studying math.

Best line ever was done by my friend Cary. We saw this chick at the pool and he just strolls up to her and says something similar to this:

"Hey... I have a question for you. If Mary drives a bus at 35 m.p.h. north and starts with 35 passengers, making routine stops every 500 feet for 4 miles until the bus is empty, wanna fuck?"

He was smacked so hard but it was classic.

This is the best one I've heard and probably the funniest.

"Look, I'm not going to waste much of your time. I know I'm not the best looking guy here, or the best dressed, or the smoothest one. I know I'm not that good at sex or have a large penis. If we hooked up I probably wouldn't be the best boyfriend or anything like that. There is ONE thing I can promise you though...

I'll eat you out until your face literally caves in."

I think Vicious' friend Cary takes the win.

yeah but Cary is known to do stupid shit like that... we were at the same pool and he walked up to another chick and me and the other guys are like wtf is he doing? that girl's like 10. so he starts hittin on her and you see him just run and dive into the pool and not come up for like 5 minutes. girl walked away all pissed off. asked him what happened he said he was mackin and asked her age... she was 12 lol. we were 16 at the time. so when she said she was 12 he was like "bye" and dove into the pool.

^killer!!! :lol:

My best still is "fat penguin! just wanted to say something that'd break the ice." Really works...

Lol, sounds like something I do.. you know you hear something you dont want to hear and just go "Bye!" and run away.

Excuse me, would you ever give a stranger a blowjob? No? Well, let me introduce myself then :iceslolan

Excuse me, would you ever give a stranger a blowjob? No? Well, let me introduce myself then :iceslolan

:rofl: That made me bust out laughing.

Rally, That sounds like something I'd try to pull off and it would actually work!!!! Your buddy is da shit or at least you've met my personality twin. And I must say I'm sort of :screwy:

That sound like some shit I'd try and the sad thing about it is that I could actually make it work.

"Hey, you want to go make your parents proud?"

"Hey how about a 3 way, you me and some of this pork"

pick up lines are bad to post because some people actually use the stupid lines....and sadly they work sometimes. Just talk to them...........:D.....a smile is usually good.

LOL, pick-up lines work for some and don't for others.

I had a friend of mine who used this "pick-up" line all the time

"Hey, I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you trying not to notice me while still noticing you."
*Girls has confused look on her face*
"Let's go have some drinks until all this makes sense"

LOL, pick-up lines work for some and don't for others.

I had a friend of mine who used this "pick-up" line all the time

"Hey, I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you trying not to notice me while still noticing you."
*Girls has confused look on her face*
"Let's go have some drinks until all this makes sense"


I am so doing that one. Knowing me though I will already be drunk and it will come out as some sort of racial slur.:uhoh:

^eh???

wasnt that in a movie originally?

^eh???

wasnt that in a movie originally?

don't know? either way i'm trying it.

pick up lines are more for breaking the ice for guys who find it hard to talk to women. but buying them a drink ussually works. or including them in anything, there used to be pleny of girls ar the billard halls in PA and KY. i cant drink, but hell if they can. plus it was fun to see the boyfriends face who was pool sharkin some money out of people, when he caught me playing pool with his girl.

don't use pick up lines, i just walk up and introduce myself and hope i've got something interesting to say but i think i'm gonna try the noticing one if i can memorize it.

:iagree:
Dont think I ever had to use a pickup line outside of my name is...can i buy you a drink. But my friend in Ms. that dude could use some of the most stupid lines in the world and make them work:dunno:

A few of my favourites. Haven't had a chance to try these out yet though.

"Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes"

"If you were a lazer, you'd be set on Stunning"

"Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass"

"You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way"

"Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special."

"Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?"

left my lights on, so i ask a girl i sorta knew,
"my car's dead, can you give it a jump?"

after car started, i said outta nowhere
"thanks. so umm, you wanna give me a jump?"

it worked

Here's a good one.
"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but i sure can make your Bedrock." HI-OH!!!

*Do you want to see something swell?

*Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

*Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

*Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

*Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

*The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

*You've been a bad, bad girl.. Now go to my room!

*Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

*If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

:lol:

"Would you like to go back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?

*slap*

OK then ... we don't need to have the pizza ..."

"Would you like to go back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?

*slap*

OK then ... we don't need to have the pizza ..."



No no no...its:::

You wanna go back to my place to have pizza and sex....

(PAUSE)

Your right, I'm not hungry either.


:iceslolan :iceslolan :iceslolan

*Do you want to see something swell?

*Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

*Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

*Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

*Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

*The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

*You've been a bad, bad girl.. Now go to my room!

*Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

*If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?

:lol:
haha i like the last one. if a hottie said that one to me it just might happen lol some of them id just walk away tho.

You wanna be my future child support collector?

I had a chick tell me once " I got a head ache" I said "I'll go get you something from the store" she said"I don't need nothing from store I need to f..k now"
blunt and to the point:thumbsup:

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
OH YEAH!

You wanna be my future child support collector?

I had a chick tell me once " I got a head ache" I said "I'll go get you something from the store" she said"I don't need nothing from store I need to f..k now"
blunt and to the point:thumbsup:

sure you did. i once had some hoochie mamas try to pick me up in papa murpheys. Oh wait that actually happened. My bad.:screwy:

Nah she really did but she was the school ho so i passed now if it would of been from a girl that wasn't around so much then i would of jumped on it but i don't think a respectable girl would ever say something like that.
My point though was sometimes just be blunt and to the point might work.

Nah she really did but she was the school ho so i passed now if it would of been from a girl that wasn't around so much then i would of jumped on it but i don't think a respectable girl would ever say something like that.
My point though was sometimes just be blunt and to the point might work.

yeah.... the hoes are no good. I don't understand how they don't get tired of it. :screwy:

One Word: Nympho..

haha i like the last one. if a hottie said that one to me it just might happen lol some of them id just walk away tho.

That says alot about you. :lol:

^
opps lol

Uhh OH!

there was some beer commerical that had two of my favorites...

you must be from memphis, cuz you're the only ten I see

and...

can i buy you a drink, or would you rather have cash?

haha i like the last one. if a hottie said that one to me it just might happen lol some of them id just walk away tho. .................................................. ......









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Basicly, but, she does what she does...

you must be from memphis, cuz you're the only ten I see

I was just about to post that one.:grinyes:

Best pickup line: "You'll Do!"

My best line " take it or leave it" hahahahahahaaa

Don't you know this gut is just a covering for my rock hard abs? Want to see those abs at work?

That is absolutely hilarious. I'm getting some great ideas.

no its not


sounds like something the scientist in the Simpsons would say


you say that to the average girl and she'd be like wtf is this dude talkin about :screwy:

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gigity gigity

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gigity gigity


OH!!

OH!!

you didnt finish

OHHH YEAAAHHHH..lol

i know this is supposed to be best pick up lines but the worst iv heard is probably "lets go back to my place and do the things im going to tell everyone we did anyway":screwy:

you didnt finish

OHHH YEAAAHHHH..lol

lol, AWESOME!

you didnt finish

OHHH YEAAAHHHH..lol

CHEXCK OUT THE NEW CHERRY KOOL-AID............


anyway.

The WORST line I've to date heard was when a guy I knew told everybody that he had this girls phone number and when she found out and confronted him he said "You didn't give me your number?...Well can I have it?"......:rolleyes: :shakehead :disappoin