The Pope

On a tour of New Zealand, the Pope took a couple of days off his
itinerary to visit the wild east coast near Gisborne on an
impromptu sightseeing trip.

His 4X4 Popemobile was driving along the golden sands when there
was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland.
They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the
Pope noticed just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a green
and gold football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from
the jaws of a twenty foot shark.

At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing All Black
football tops roared into view from around the
point. Spontaneously, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon
into the shark's ribs, immobilising it instantly.
The other two reached out and pulled the Aussie from the water and
then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.

They bundled the bleeding, semi conscious man into the speed boat
along with the dead shark and then prepared for a hasty retreat,
when they heard frantic shouting from the shore.

It was of course the Pope, and he summoned them to the beach.
Upon them reaching the shore the Pope went into raptures about the
rescue and said: "I give you my blessing for your brave actions.
I had heard that there were some racist xenophobic people trying
to divide Australia & New Zealand, but, now I have seen with my own
eyes this is not true.

I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of
racial harmony and could serve as a model on which other nations could
follow.

He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.

As he departed, the harpoonist asked the others: "Who was
that???!"

"That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope.
He is in direct contact with God and has access to all God's
wisdom."

"Well," the harpoonist replied, "he knows f*#k all about shark
hunting. How's that bait holding up or do we need to get another
one?"


The Panda made me do it!!!

Heard it before and it’s still :rolleyes:

:D

hehe

there was a backwards version of that not long ago.

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"



The Panda needs some new material!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Originally posted by darkness
hehe

there was a backwards version of that not long ago. Well don’t forget that the Panda’s not too bright. We have to make allowances. :hehehe: :p :D

It's been said before, but:

If the Pope has his Popemobile to keep from an untimely death, what chance do the rest of us have with whatever comes next?? :eek: :uhoh:

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Well don’t forget that the Panda’s not too bright. We have to make allowances. :hehehe: :p :D

hmmmm.......True


[Kindergarten teacher voice] Now Mr Panda, we dooooon't want yooouuuu posting re-posts, it is naaauuuughty OooooK, don't dooo it or the AF boogie-man well come and eat you up [/Kindergarten teacher voice]

God damn 44 Years old and STILL IN Kindy :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:

Dude Moss you are seriously asking for trouble.

I wouldn't dig on Panda like that. He could own you if he wanted. But he'd probably think it was a waste of his time:D:p

:hehe:

Thats a new one to me. Not to shabby! :)

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi


[Kindergarten teacher voice] Now Mr Panda, we dooooon't want yooouuuu posting re-posts, it is naaauuuughty OooooK, don't dooo it or the AF boogie-man well come and eat you up [/Kindergarten teacher voice]

God damn 44 Years :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:

Being 44 years old I can't remember the "Kindergarten Teacher" voice.
You must be hearing it from being there yesterday for class. :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :finger:

The Panda will come round & spank you on your little diaper!!! :biggrin2: :biggrin2: :biggrin2: :crying: :crying: :crying:

:p :p :p ...that was great...had my good laugh for the day now :D :D

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"


Being 44 years old I can't remember the "Kindergarten Teacher" voice.
You must be hearing it from being there yesterday for class. :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :finger:

The Panda will come round & spank you on your little diaper!!! :biggrin2: :biggrin2: :biggrin2: :crying: :crying: :crying:

Yup high school and kindergarten, anyone would think they were the same with all the shit going on lately........

THE MOSS HAS PANDA-PROOFED HIS HOUSE


Oh and darkness- I own Panda's with a little thing called a tranquiliser dart :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

I POACH PANDAS

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi


Yup high school and kindergarten, anyone would think they were the same with all the shit going on lately........

THE MOSS HAS PANDA-PROOFED HIS HOUSE


Oh and darkness- I own Panda's with a little thing called a tranquiliser dart :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

I POACH PANDAS

You are a dead man walking if he gets you :finger: :finger:

:devil: :devil:

We're ending this whole rivalry thing right here, right now. The joke's gotten old, and it's high time we moved on to something a bit more enlightening...

As for the joke itself... VERY entertaining. :D