The Miracle of Toilet Paper

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked?

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.

Lol. Just plain funny.:lol:

nice, i didn't see it comin

Heard it before. The first time I laughed.

Ha...haha...very good.

DAMN that's some shit. But it worked didn't it?

omg if some guy ever said that to me...he'd be dead. of course that's what she gets for bitching about her tits to a guy.

omg thats f*cking funny