kid in a BMW with a big ugly fat wing

I was on the way home last night, and I was in traffic at an on-ramp. The on ramp was metered at the time with the stop/go lights. I'm in the middle lane, and just before I get up to the line to wait for my light, I hear this "buzzing" noise coming from behind me.

Pulling up in the car pool lane, and stopping at the light, is a blue BMW 3 series (maybe 1995-1997). It has a HUGE aluminum wing on the back of it, and an exhaust pipe so big you could probably hide that cackling hen Star Jones inside. The kid driving has a backwards visor on. (oh i just love visors. it's like a hat that never got finished being made)

So he's next up at this light before me, and he starts revving his car. He then holds his rpms, and upon getting his green light, he launches, and proceeds to race himself. What's even more stupid is the fact that it's bumper to bumper traffic moving about 10mph on the freeway, which is a mere 300 feet down the onramp. So he races himself, probably loses, and then slams on the brakes as he approaches traffic.

My light turns and I go up the on ramp and find my way into traffic. Several miles down the road, as traffic lightens at a major freeway split, I find myself 2 cars back from the BMW in the left lane. (i can still hear his farty tinny exhaust) At the next interchange I take the right lane, and he jumps into the lane in front of me as well. As it turns to 2 lanes with traffic a ways ahead, I move next to him to see if he's gonna go again. I get next to him, and he downshifts, and creeps up a bit. Going about 75 I downshift to 4th, and start to creep on him a bit. He finally goes, so I floor it, and leave him quite far behind me. I shut down at about 110 and he was several cars back.

I hit the brakes as we come up to traffic, and he flies by me, moves in front and then puts his blinkers on. :rolleyes: Sounds like I'll have to troll the bimmerforums and look for an "S2000 thought he could beat me" thread.

man i hate parents with to much money to spend on there kids. . .

dang, do you really get that much races in mil town? isn't there still snow on the roads? a lil slippery? anyways, nice race, thats the first i've heard of a big wing on a bmw? never knew those kind of people existed, and nice sig, lmaoooo....

man i hate parents with to much money to spend on there kids. . .

Ehh... around here you can pick up a mid 90's BMW for less than 10 grand easy, it'll have a bunch of miles, but that's not the point. 318's are really cheap and easy to find, and with only a 4 banger, they aren't hard to take on the free way. :dunno:

Good kill and good story. Now just think, all you had to do was put your blinkers on and you would have won! :banghead: Oh well, I guess you'll be ready next time. :tongue:

dang, do you really get that much races in mil town? isn't there still snow on the roads? a lil slippery? anyways, nice race, thats the first i've heard of a big wing on a bmw? never knew those kind of people existed, and nice sig, lmaoooo....
I can't go to and from work without getting revved on. The milwaukee area has a LOT of rice, and a LOT of ricers willing to rev at anything they can to get a race.

Its sad that some one like that an get thier hands on a BMW. Good kill, kid deserves it.

Nice kill, was it like the 318, 325, etc, etc?

i maybe slow or something but hondatroll, i dont understand your sig. i see that you photoshopped someone in that pic but i don't get the humor.

Dont worry Tat, few understand the power of the O RLY.

M3 W/ B16 engine swap yo! :banghead:

In reality its not that hard to make an E36 BMW look really good, but 25% of the time people can't figure it out. Good kill, poor bimmer.

Hey Troll, if that is supposed to make fun of us, i dont get and go screw yourself, if not and its supposed to just be funny, then my bad and were cool. Just right now im out of this joke...:confused:

Dont worry Tat, few understand the power of the O RLY.
:iceslolan :iceslolan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_rly

http://www.orlyowls.com/owls/old/wowrly.jpg

http://www.orlyowls.com/owls/old/yarly.jpg

Hey Troll, if that is supposed to make fun of us, i dont get and go screw yourself, if not and its supposed to just be funny, then my bad and were cool. Just right now im out of this joke...:confused:
you have PM

well i knew o rly meant oh realy but i still don't get the humor with the wingmen and you photoshoping someone there in that group. hmmmmm

edit: just saw the orignal sig again and it does have wing men writen on it. so you put down o rly with another dude in there. hmmmmm

I have tons of O RLY Owls...

hey troll, were cool man.

cool. back to the kill then. :)

honda troll, I dont know what the hell happened or why your still at it but as long as your gonna be hanging around here I dont want any bad blood. if we are gonna be seeing you then we might as well play nice and same goes for my boys, if Drifty or Gotian or I get out of hand then we settle it without flaming. I like your car and I like the fact that your not a posser and actually drive it at race events. I dont agree with your hollier-then-thou atitude but you back up your shit really well so youve earned your credit. Lets not mess with the owls either, you have no clue how vicious those suckers can be.

Back on topic: Good kill bro, I ran into a ricer Bimmer a while back and got the chance to snap a picture of him after I smoked him. Its sad such a performance orriented machine and some ass-clown goes and ruins it. Keep up the runs and stay safe.

Back on topic: Good kill bro, I ran into a ricer Bimmer a while back and got the chance to snap a picture of him after I smoked him. Its sad such a performance orriented machine and some ass-clown goes and ruins it. Keep up the runs and stay safe.

But he owns those street, mang! :lol:

Thanks for putting that sad Bimmer out of it's misery, troll. So, so sad...:disappoin

Yay, great kill on a SUPER tough competitor!!!!!

i think rice(R)'s is funnier, but i don't understand why he would do it... he's not really in ANY of the social groups on here...

good kill, i don't kno how you guys get so many more races than me

^ you drive Roman Pierce's car from 2 fast 2 furious^
face it man he ruined it for you :grinno:

^ you drive Roman Pierce's car from 2 fast 2 furious^
face it man he ruined it for you :grinno:

LOL......so did Brian Walker ruin the earlier eclipces, supras, and lancers :naughty: ?

LOL......so did Brian Walker ruin the earlier eclipces, supras, and lancers :naughty: ?
Hell yes! why do you think I got a 3000GT instead?

^ you drive Roman Pierce's car from 2 fast 2 furious^
face it man he ruined it for you :grinno:

That's not it...his wing isn't big enough is all.
You need something that will make a 747 take flight dude, it works for me.

Hell yes! why do you think I got a 3000GT instead?

Good point... the 3kgt's are sexy! :smokin:

Hell yes! why do you think I got a 3000GT instead?


Uhh, did you not see the Opening Pre- movie to 2F2F? Where it explains how Spilner goes from California to Florida... AND where he gets the Skyline?

Um... he's driving a 3000GT as his get away car.




How do you feel about your 3000GT now? :wink:

Uhh, did you not see the Opening Pre- movie to 2F2F? Where it explains how Spilner goes from California to Florida... AND where he gets the Skyline?

Um... he's driving a 3000GT as his get away car.




How do you feel about your 3000GT now? :wink::grinno:

hondatroll, can you explain your sig? i too am confused. thats a very bold thing to do since you already got off on the wrong foot. i'm sure you obviously know some can take that for some type of sarcastic humor

Uhh, did you not see the Opening Pre- movie to 2F2F? Where it explains how Spilner goes from California to Florida... AND where he gets the Skyline?

Um... he's driving a 3000GT as his get away car.




How do you feel about your 3000GT now? :wink:

huh? really? i never noticed the 3k

Rice(er), buy, or better yet borrow the DVD and watch the prelude to the movie. It shows him racing the mitsu but the cops finally catch up to him and he has to leave it behind. Then he goes to some junkyard where he gets the R34. Follows him as he fixes it up and paints it and all, race some Ferrari. The owners of the place wanted to sell him a riced out civic, but he didnt get it. Sometimes i wish he did, prolly woulda killed the series right there and then.

hondatroll, can you explain your sig? i too am confused. thats a very bold thing to do since you already got off on the wrong foot. i'm sure you obviously know some can take that for some type of sarcastic humor
i just thought the O RLY owls were funny so I photochopped one into gotian's sig as a joke, since i thought it would look funny. I already explained it to him, and told him I'd take it off if he wanted. he's cool with it.

won't be up long anyways. i change sigs almost as often as I change underwear. :eek:

huh? really? i never noticed the 3kROFL YOUR SIG!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: You should PM Gotian. We could start a Gotian sig fan club with o rly owls. :grinyes:

haha yeah rice(er)'s sig is pretty good, i like how his hands are spread up, almost like an owl taking flight??:uhoh:

how does honda troll rule my streets? thats interesting...i kno of some real muscle heads that run 9s on the street....there is a LOT of action here in MKE, BUT ITS MOSTLY RICERS. i do have to agree they will rev at almost anything that looks modified...(the scene)it has died down for awhile, but when april hits it'll be back. you used to see a civic with exhaust every where, but now its occasional. now its lets kill people for spinner rims, slugs(grilles), and other dumb shit like follow me and crash since they couldn't keep up on the silver spring to N 76th ramp and crash...

oic mid 13s.....and s2k... most people here in mke cant drive worth beans. they will crash if they are going 5 mph with snow on ground....i see germantown from other forum, so u must know what ramp im talkin about....
i used to go to the paintball place in there...but then they sold it to another person for other paintballing.....

^ you drive Roman Pierce's car from 2 fast 2 furious^
face it man he ruined it for you :grinno:

ahahahahahaha........thats to funny......

Yay, great kill on a SUPER tough competitor!!!!!

:banghead: :lol:

oic mid 13s.....and s2k... most people here in mke cant drive worth beans. they will crash if they are going 5 mph with snow on ground....i see germantown from other forum, so u must know what ramp im talkin about....
i used to go to the paintball place in there...but then they sold it to another person for other paintballing.....
yeah i know the on ramp you're talking about. :) and i dont know who said I rule the streets??? lol. and yes, people are morons in snow. i have come to the conclusion that IQ points inherently go out the window when it snows.

Its sad that some one like that an get thier hands on a BMW. Good kill, kid deserves it.

exactly!

Uhh, did you not see the Opening Pre- movie to 2F2F? Where it explains how Spilner goes from California to Florida... AND where he gets the Skyline?

Um... he's driving a 3000GT as his get away car.




How do you feel about your 3000GT now? :wink:

I never knew that...is it on the DVD?

^^^^^ if you have the dvd just go to the options part and go to the pre-movie.....

A 3000GT in 2f2f? Did I miss something? I've watched that movie plenty of times and saw no 3k.

A 3000GT in 2f2f? Did I miss something? I've watched that movie plenty of times and saw no 3k.


I too have never noticed a 3kgt in 2f2f, also.

imma take a damn snap shot of it.....gimmie a min

there it is....a NEW SIG...lol

^^^ so you guys are tellin me you havent seen this in the movie......I think you guys have boot legs....

Jesus H. Titty Fuck Christ...that is officially the ugliest fucking car I have ever seen.

double decker spoiler. my favorite.

i got the special edition for xmas last year...i wanted 2 fast 2 furious, just to look at the extras....but o well....at least i can use it now

Uhh, did you not see the Opening Pre- movie to 2F2F? Where it explains how Spilner goes from California to Florida... AND where he gets the Skyline?

Um... he's driving a 3000GT as his get away car.




How do you feel about your 3000GT now? :wink:
well for the record that car is a stealth made to look like a 3KGT and yes I knew about it but eh, it wassnt in the movies just in that little prelude.

well for the record that car is a stealth made to look like a 3KGT and yes I knew about it but eh, it wassnt in the movies just in that little prelude.
http://i1.tinypic.com/muttoi.jpg

Looks like a 3000GT to me. :wink:

We all know you got a hard on when you saw the prelude to 2F2F and knew that you were cool for having a 3000GT. Don't lie.

Nobody likes liars Mushy Man.



:p

^^^^^hahahahaha

lol thats y i made sure to get front, side and rear shots..

But it really is a Stealth made to look like a 3000GT.

Guy has a page on it on Cardomain.
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/352101

GTO-R... lol uh... ok bro.


EDIT: I like how it's extra non-turbo charged. And Minimal AWD. Just some nitrous and chrome pieces.. CHROME NURGGA!!!

:loser:

EDIT #2: Ok, so he doesn't have any real chrome. But... "custom aluminum cruise control cover". Australia is all WTF mate!!

lol....i had no idea....now i gotta change it....na im too lazy...now they wanted to rice out a car that looked like musashi's....thats sad

well at least he beat a ferrari in it...........lol

or did he...look at the mods on cardomain..he has like no performace, all show no go..i bet the ferrari diddnt even press the throttle all the way.... then let him pass so it looked uber cool... its a way to ruin one of the best cars that was ever made from mitsubishi and a car that i want sooooo bad......

i know that we only got the 300hp ones here, but in japan theirs were like 400....

i know that we only got the 300hp ones here, but in japan theirs were like 400....

I doubt it. All the Japanese performance cars have 276 horsepower cap.

Although limited production cars such as the Nismo R32 GTR S-tune and Nismo R34 GTR R-tune, and the godly Z-tune could have over the power cap. I believe these cars were bought buy Nismo and fixed up and resold as one of their own, getting around the regulations. I might be wrong on that bit though.

Cars like the Toyota Supra, which were rated at 276hp in Japan, keyword rated, were advertised here in the States as making 320hp. Same story with the GTR's, the R33's were rated at the normal 276, but were said to make close to 317hp and the R34s were rumored to make a bit over 330hp. It's possible they made more than the 'rated JDM' level. But doubtful they made 400hp.


Oh, and the '94+ VR4's have 320hp here in the states. ;)