-Sex while driving-

I've never had sex (oral or other) while driving. Have you?

The most I've done simultaneously: watch a movie, remove my shoes, talk on the cell phone (headset), sip a drink, and drive 90 MPH.




Let the flames from do-gooders & undercover cops begin!:flipa:

Anything sexual in a Delorean is damn near impossible. The console where the shifter is, is too high for the girl to get over, and there isn't even any head room if she even gets on top of you. Me and a girl tried almost everything to see if sex was possible with the doors closed, and it just can't happen.:(

Just moving this thread to OT where it belongs (at least I think it does :p )

never had anything while the car was moving.

I’ve given but never received. :o (hey I was young and foolish!)

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I’ve given but never received. :o (hey I was young and foolish!)

thats something I would never have guessed:eek:

Gosh, people... Don't you know that it's unsafe to do anything besides drive while driving??? :rolleyes:

My car has never been "broken-in." Never will be. :D

Originally posted by darkness


thats something I would never have guessed:eek: It was a loooong time ago. :o and it was pretty stupidly dangerous really. :o :(

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
It was a loooong time ago. :o and it was pretty stupidly dangerous really. :o :(

yeah but thats the past, so it doesn't matter.;)

It's easier for the guy to receive then to give. (Oral)

The rest is just way to dangerous!!!

The Panda has fond memories from his youth!!! :D :D :D

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
The Panda has fond memories from his youth!!! :D :D :D Phew! I’m not the only one to behave badly. :p

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
It's easier for the guy to receive then to give. (Oral)

The rest is just way to dangerous!!!

The Panda has fond memories from his youth!!! :D :D :D


Well, 3 of us have something incommon...maybe we should...terrrrrr errrrmmmmmmm




....sorry :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Just moving this thread to OT where it belongs (at least I think it does :p )

I thought "Automotive Forums .com > DeLorean > Nonspecific" meant "Off-Topic", the same way the Honda/Acura has an "Off-Topic".

If I'm wrong Speccy, then please creat an DeLorean Off-Topic:D :jump:

Originally posted by DMC12


I thought "Automotive Forums .com > DeLorean > Nonspecific" meant "Off-Topic", the same way the Honda/Acura has an "Off-Topic".

If I'm wrong Speccy, then please creat an DeLorean Off-Topic:D :jump: Not every car section has its own OT. Honda has one because it was originally Pure Honda and it was left as it was when they moved over to AF. It would be too much if each car section had its own OT.

Don’t you love us in here??? :(

:p

Originally posted by DMC12


I thought "Automotive Forums .com > DeLorean > Nonspecific" meant "Off-Topic", the same way the Honda/Acura has an "Off-Topic".






You are wrong....so very very wrong...now shut up before you cause a scene :biggrin2:

Recieved oral... Wasn't able to reciprocate at the time, but once the car stopped, I made a point to do so. :licker:

Haven't done that since, but I would, provided the right opportunity.

I couldn't imagine giving while driving - that would be tough.













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Originally posted by YogsVR4
I couldn't imagine giving while driving - that would be tough.

If you had one of those Pontiac Trans Sports with the really big flat dashes, and a really short girl... she could lay out on the dash in front of you, and...

Originally posted by DMC12


If you had one of those Pontiac Trans Sports with the really big flat dashes, and a really short girl... she could lay out on the dash in front of you, and...

We really aren't going to finish this statement, I hope... :eek:

it could be continued


and...... pretend to be an ornament (if she is small enough)













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Men could always provide digitally in lieu of orally, in a pinch... ;)

Originally posted by jay@af
Men could always provide digitally in lieu of orally, in a pinch... ;)

yeah but a windy road in a manual would become somewhat difficult.

Originally posted by taranaki



hence forth your favourite smiley:angel: is off limits....you'd better not have been to an:dogpile: or you are in big trouble! Awwww, am I not an :angel: anymore? :(

As for the other part, I can’t say that I have ever participated in group therapy. :D

Originally posted by taranaki


you are still an angel:)

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:angel: just a fallen one:eek: :D :D :D Well that’s OK then. (I think :p ) :D

Originally posted by taranaki


you are still an angel:)



dude you're face looks a little dirty:D

I like to concentrate on my driving

U guys Keep the sex questions coming....lol

Actaully I have Get head while driving pretty often..Check this.. One time i was stuck in traffic Near the Holland tunnel iN NYC, and i was getting head.. and this Taxi guy was right next to my car, ( side by side ) so he looks at me and says "nice car".. i jus shook my head.. and as began to turn around, my friend ( A Friend with Benefits )she picks her head up from my lap. and he noticed and jus his expression alone was "priceless"------------------------------ controlling things that are uncontrolable, is just my style.

Originally posted by taranaki


you are still an angel:)





Yeah man, there's something on your nose that looks kinda brown looking; I don't know what it is though :confused: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by s7v7n
Yeah man, there's something on your nose that looks kinda brown looking; I don't know what it is though :confused: :rolleyes: Now, now there's no need to be nasty. He just speaks the truth! :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

:D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Now, now there's no need to be nasty. He just speaks the truth! :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

:D


Of course he does...but there are always those some people who are fishy :monkeypis

I have received from driving....but almost run of the road when my eyes rolled into the back of my head from the enjoyment :flash: :flash:


Them were the days :frog: :frog: :frog:

Just noticed that someone voted for “Monkey Sex”. What the hell does that entail?? :uhoh:

:hehehe:

Ask Moon Doooooooggggggggggggg!

The Monkey Man!!

The Panda made me do it!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:

:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Ask Moon Doooooooggggggggggggg!

The Monkey Man!!
Maybe I will! Or then again maybe not, he’ll just want to show me!! :hehehe:

:D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Maybe I will! Or then again maybe not, he’ll just want to show me!! :hehehe:

:D

OMG :apuke:

Originally posted by darkness


OMG :apuke: hahahahahahaha :hehehe: :hehehe:

My day wouldn't be complete without traumatising someone! :p :hehehe:

Originally posted by taranaki


Well.....He could show you.......but you might want to wash your hands afterwards......:D :D :D :D

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/329615Monkey-Spanking-For-Dummies-P98.jpg Ooooooook, well thanks for the clarification. :uhoh: See I'm just far too innocent. I had no idea! :o :p :angel:

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Maybe I will! Or then again maybe not, he’ll just want to show me!! :hehehe:

:D

"DANGER" Will Robinson "DANGER"

The Panda thinks he probably has!!!

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
The Panda thinks he probably has!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I’ve given but never received. :o (hey I was young and foolish!)

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Ooooooook, well thanks for the clarification. :uhoh: See I'm just far too innocent. I had no idea! :o :p :angel:

Hmmmmmmmm................

The Panda know's many things!!! :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :D :D

Originally posted by taranaki


Now we know.....who the hell voted for it?:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: Are you meaning me?? I already voted. Can't vote more than once. :p

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
:uhoh: See I'm just far too innocent. I had no idea! :o :p :angel:

My left nut is more innocent than you:D:hehehe:

Originally posted by taranaki
But seriously.....who would admit to 'strangling the skinhead' while driving.....assuming that it was a guy?!:eek: :eek: :eek: Obviously someone that hasn't posted in here. Don't think it's any of the usual suspects! :hehehe: :p

Originally posted by taranaki



Hmmmmm....I wonder......................Canadian guy....BMW......Blue,or maybe Black...............sounds like the kind of thing he'd do,but haven't seen him for a while....;)


*roflmao* Omigosh, I might start crying from the laughter!

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Well considering the fact that I have only had my lisence 4 months and the only person that drives with me is my mum, I think the fact I have never done it is a good thing........:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Well considering the fact that I have only had my lisence 4 months and the only person that drives with me is my mum:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:eek: That paints a very disturbing picture of you "Hoover Boy"

Do you need your mummy to hold your hand:hehehe:

Originally posted by taranaki


As long as it is only his hand......give him a break,lord knows,he needs one!:D :D


ROFLMAO:hehehe::hehehe:

You are on form tonight Mr T.

The Darkness and Panda applaud your verbal skills:D

Originally posted by darkness


:eek: That paints a very disturbing picture of you "Hoover Boy"

Do you need your mummy to hold your hand:hehehe:
actually I don't, but the government see's it as neccasary that for the next two months I will only be driving with that one person, so bleh:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

Moondog hasn't posted but I'm sure he voted.He has that past histrory of being very weird and being a Star Wars freak so maybe a fellow Star Wars freak girl, or whatever, wanted to handle his lightsaber.....yeah know? ;)

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I’ve given but never received. :o

Well you never know Damian, you never know. :eek:

The Panda made me say it.

:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :devil:

Originally posted by Damien
Moondog hasn't posted but I'm sure he voted.He has that past histrory of being very weird and being a Star Wars freak so maybe a fellow Star Wars freak girl, or whatever, wanted to handle his lightsaber.....yeah know? ;) :eek: Now that just sounds plain wrong! :hehehe: :p

and I don't think he's voted........yet :p :D

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Well you never know Damian, you never know. :eek:
Stop quoting me damn you! :finger: I said I was young and foolish when I did that! :o

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Stop quoting me damn you! :finger: I said I was young and foolish when I did that! :o

So now you are just foolish???:finger: :devil: :finger:

The Panda made me say it!!! :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe:

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"


So now you are just foolish???:finger: :devil: :finger:
Do you never give up! :rolleyes:

If I ignore you, will you go away?? :p :D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Do you never give up! :rolleyes:

If I ignore you, will you go away?? :p :D

NO!!!

Panda's never give up!!!

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"


ALLRIGHT

Spec2Girl scares the Panda

Wise choice my furry friend:D

Hehehehehheehe, this reminds me of...



You older kinda teen guys' remember Saved By The Bell?


Screech and Lisa....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




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Please excuse me...it's really really late :rolleyes:

Originally posted by s7v7n

You older kinda teen guys' remember Saved By The Bell?

Please excuse me...it's really really late :rolleyes:


There is NO excuse good enough to forgive mentioning that TV show! :p j/k


Sadly... this thread gives me a bit of a mental image kinda like the one Eminem video where he is playing Pres. Clinton, and a "Monica" emerges from behind the pedestal...

Originally posted by s7v7n
Hehehehehheehe, this reminds me of...
You older kinda teen guys' remember Saved By The Bell?

Screech and Lisa....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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That is the funniest thing you have ever said!!!! :flash:

and try you mid-late 20s guys. Saved by the bell is an OLD show.

Originally posted by saturntangerine



There is NO excuse good enough to forgive mentioning that TV show! :p j/k


Sadly... this thread gives me a bit of a mental image kinda like the one Eminem video where he is playing Pres. Clinton, and a "Monica" emerges from behind the pedestal...


Oh yeah.....what was that song again?