Help...

I just got myself stuck in a cC=hisnese finger trap,=

AHshf

haha, loser. ok fine, you gotta acti quick. first, find a lemon, a toaster, and a hooker...

Update: I broke free.

I've subsequently disposed of the damn contraption.

:mad:

told ya, she works like a charm.

:thumbsup:

The lemon didn't go well with the toast though. Apple jelly still preferred.

hey man, its whatever your into.

if it was trapped...how the hell did you type???

used his toes

The other fingers.

^i did that real quick and damn you were desperate cause that's kinda hard.

future leaders of our nation everyone!:jump3: i will be proud to vote for heep in 2030. but in all seriousness if you have an annoying younger sister ot brother get 5 of them and have a ball.

5 of what? food blenders and hookers?

5 traps. im a tormentor of little kids who look up to me. i dont hate them enough to put them in food blenders (those are reserved for dead baby related jokes). hookers though... if you can get 5 of them your looking at one hell of a bill.... or syphilis.

i actually knew u meant traps. i just figured it be a sick and cruel thing to give kids 5 hookers and food blenders... kids can get real nasty.

oh no, my theory is just, get a straw, open the bottle, drink it all, when you wake up in the morning, promise you wont have the finger trap anymore

oh no, my theory is just, get a straw, open the bottle, drink it all, when you wake up in the morning, promise you wont have the finger trap anymore

Kate, i love your reasoning :cheers:

oh no, my theory is just, get a straw, open the bottle, drink it all, when you wake up in the morning, promise you wont have the finger trap anymore
That or it will be stuck somewhere else and if that were to happen then you drunk way to much.

oh no, my theory is just, get a straw, open the bottle, drink it all, when you wake up in the morning, promise you wont have the finger trap anymore

I couldn't agree more:bigthumb:



:cheers: