Dining out with Microsoft!!!

Microsoft Restaurant:

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems
to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a
fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl
are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how
was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the
fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in
your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late
now.
Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
Waiter leaves.
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day .................................... $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day ........ $2.50
Access to support .................................. $1.00


The Panda hates Microsoft!!!

Oh goodness :rolleyes:




And then you all wonder why I go Mac and order the Club Sandwich.... :D

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Microsoft Restaurant:

Taranaki: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems
to be the problem?


Taranaki:Well I was just sitting here eating my soup.....and that big blue screen fell over and knocked soup everywhere!:(

Originally posted by saturntangerine

And then you all wonder why I go Mac and order the Club Sandwich....


Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Mac, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's no chicken in my club sandwhich
Waiter: Im sorry sir, but our club sandwhich does not surport chicken
Patron: Well what about the tomamto?
Waiter: Agian sir, Im sorry, it dosnt surport tomato either
Patron: Well at least theres cheese, but god its AWFUL!
Waiter: Yes sir, its the only cheese we could find that would work.
Patron: Well what are you going to do about it?
Waiter: Well sir we're working on a new club sandwhich
Patron: I hope so, what will be in it?
Waiter: You want something in it sir? oh. We were just going to cut the bread into a differnt pattern, and display it on a pastel coloured plate.

Both Mopie and Panda had good ones...Bonjour!~

Originally posted by Moppie



Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Mac, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's no chicken in my club sandwhich
Waiter: Im sorry Ma'am, but our club sandwhich does not surport chicken


And I should hope there isn't any chicken on my Sandwich, as us Yanks enjoy them most commonly with sliced turkey ;)

That's good, lol, never heard of it.

haha Panda that was damn funny and so was yours Moppie, mna u people r hilarious

Ive read those before, but there always good for a laugh.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/os-flamewar.gif

Hehe would ya look at that! The Panda’s started a thread!! :D :D :D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Hehe would ya look at that! The Panda’s started a thread!! :D :D :D

he musta had a rush of blood to the haed or somethin':eek: he started heaps yesterday:frog:

Originally posted by taranaki


he musta had a rush of blood to the haed or somethin':eek: he started heaps yesterday:frog: Yeah I noticed that. With a recurring theme. :rolleyes: :p

Originally posted by HuMMerMan
Ive read those before, but there always good for a laugh.


You've only ever seen one of those before! I made mine up on the spot. :p :p

Originally posted by Moppie


You've only ever seen one of those before! I made mine up on the spot. :p :p


Ive read one quite similar to the one you "made up"

Originally posted by HuMMerMan
Ive read one quite similar to the one you "made up"



Then they stole my idea! and I want it back!! :devil:

:p :p

Originally posted by Moppie




Then they stole my idea! and I want it back!! :devil:

:p :p

I think you were the one who stole that idea :finger:

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


I think you were the one who stole that idea :finger:

Nu uhh!!!! They stole that idea when the stole the yaya!!!! :mad: :finger: :alien2:

MONKEYAYA!!!!






































:p

Some one shoot that Monkey!!:aug2:


Panda says the monkey should be repressed.................................with a steam roller!!!

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"



Panda says the monkey should be repressed.................................with a steam roller!!! The Moss Monster reckons that the steam roller should change it's course and head for the Panda :bloated: :aug2:


btw, Panda you really took to heart what Mr T said a few days back huh.....:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi


btw, Panda you really took to heart what Mr T said a few days back huh.....:rolleyes:

yes he did. So should you. Where are your new threads?

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
The "Hoover Boy" reckons that the steam roller should change it's course and head for the Panda

[B]The Panda's not afraid of the all day suckup!!!
:finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"


The Panda is the all day suckup!!!


Thought so :finger: :D

Originally posted by tazdev


yes he did. So should you. Where are your new threads?

better tip him over and empty the dustbag...or is that dirtbag?:D :D

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
The Moss Monster reckons that the steam roller should change it's course and head for the Panda :bloated: :aug2:
I'll help ya! :devil: :devil:

:D :D :D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I'll help ya! :devil: :devil:

:D :D :D

Awwww.......

Are we looking after our little "Hoover Boy"?
The all day suckup.

The Panda say's bring it on!!!

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Awwww.......

Are we looking after our little "Hoover Boy"?
The all day suckup.
I’m on the side of anyone who hunts Pandas. :D :D :D

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"


Awwww.......

Are we looking after our favourite Monster, the all-day stir-up
The Panda say's, I can't take on the devil-lady and the Monster I SURRENDER!!!

So I should think......



Now put your paws behind your head and get in the truck......:devil:

I'd be carefull picking a fight with the panda for he has more fire power than your average panda hunter:D

Originally posted by tazdev
I'd be carefull picking a fight with the panda for he has more fire power than your average panda hunter:D

You better believe it.

The Panda thinks a Howitzer is a play toy.:D

Panda weapons supplies.......

Yes I did supply all the guns used in "The Matrix"

Don't run "Hoover Boy" you'll just die tired!!!
:flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa:

The Panda loves his big guns!!!
:flamer: "Hoover Boy":rocket:

My favorite is "Belt Fed" :D :D :D