A Speeding Excuse!!
"Pandamonium"
06-16-2002, 12:56 AM
A Speeding Excuse
A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
The Panda made me say it!!!
A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
The Panda made me say it!!!
speediva
06-16-2002, 01:19 AM
Still cute, but a repost ;)
Try again, cutie-bear.
Try again, cutie-bear.
Rich
06-16-2002, 01:04 PM
Its not a bad joke, but as tangie posted.........
http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/lastweek.jpg
You lose, Panda :D
http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/lastweek.jpg
You lose, Panda :D
Ando_Rules
06-16-2002, 01:14 PM
hehe its kinda funny lol
S Brake
06-16-2002, 03:08 PM
Rich
06-16-2002, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by snowboarder
http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/stop_repost.jpg
Poor dog :(
:D
http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/stop_repost.jpg
Poor dog :(
:D
89ssgti
06-16-2002, 05:16 PM
it's funny:hehehe:
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