Making a Women happy....... the points system.
"Pandamonium"
06-16-2002, 12:54 AM
MAKING WOMEN HAPPY
In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
Simple Duties:
You make the bed......................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows......0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets............-1
You leave the toilet seat up...........-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom....-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings....+5 In the snow.............................................. .+8
But return with beer....................................-5
Return with beer, and no liners.....................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night..............0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...+5
You pummel it with a six iron..........................+10
It's her cat...........................................-40
Social Engagements:
Party:
You stay by her side the entire party...................0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy...-2 Named Tiffany........-4 Tiffany is a dancer....-6 With breast implants...-18
Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner..............0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar......+1 Okay, it is a sports bar.......................-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night........-3 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team.......-10
A Night Out With the Boys:
Go with a pal.........................-5
The pal is happily married...........-4
Or frighteningly single............-7
And he drives a Mustang.......-10
With a personalised license plate (GR8 N BED)......-15
A Night Out:
You take her to a movie.............+2
You take her to a movie she likes...+4
You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
You take her to a movie you like....-2
It's called DeathCop 3.........-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.........-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans....-15
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly................-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it....+10 You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.....-30 You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".........-800
The Big Question
She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding.........-10
You reply, "Where?"............-35
Any other response.............-20
Communication:
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0 You listen, for over 30 minutes..........................+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV.......+100
She realises this is because you have fallen asleep........-200
The Panda scored big points 2 day!!! Cost a fortune $$$$$.
In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
Simple Duties:
You make the bed......................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows......0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets............-1
You leave the toilet seat up...........-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom....-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings....+5 In the snow.............................................. .+8
But return with beer....................................-5
Return with beer, and no liners.....................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night..............0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...+5
You pummel it with a six iron..........................+10
It's her cat...........................................-40
Social Engagements:
Party:
You stay by her side the entire party...................0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy...-2 Named Tiffany........-4 Tiffany is a dancer....-6 With breast implants...-18
Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner..............0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar......+1 Okay, it is a sports bar.......................-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night........-3 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team.......-10
A Night Out With the Boys:
Go with a pal.........................-5
The pal is happily married...........-4
Or frighteningly single............-7
And he drives a Mustang.......-10
With a personalised license plate (GR8 N BED)......-15
A Night Out:
You take her to a movie.............+2
You take her to a movie she likes...+4
You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
You take her to a movie you like....-2
It's called DeathCop 3.........-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.........-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans....-15
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly................-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it....+10 You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.....-30 You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".........-800
The Big Question
She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding.........-10
You reply, "Where?"............-35
Any other response.............-20
Communication:
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0 You listen, for over 30 minutes..........................+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV.......+100
She realises this is because you have fallen asleep........-200
The Panda scored big points 2 day!!! Cost a fortune $$$$$.
speediva
06-16-2002, 01:15 AM
*lol*
Where's another woman when I need back-up??? :D
Where's another woman when I need back-up??? :D
s7v7n
06-16-2002, 02:31 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH, that was good... :D
:( But :confused: How many points = sex?
:( But :confused: How many points = sex?
speediva
06-16-2002, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by s7v7n
:( But :confused: How many points = sex?
Well, if it's...... :o NEVERMIND :eek:
*lol* j/k
:( But :confused: How many points = sex?
Well, if it's...... :o NEVERMIND :eek:
*lol* j/k
s7v7n
06-16-2002, 03:04 AM
Well, see I think it is hard to just get 30 points a day...so how about 10, is that fair? :bandit:
Ssom
06-16-2002, 03:33 AM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
MAKING WOMEN HAPPY
You make the bed......................+1
AND You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar......+1
You take her to a movie +2
The Panda scored big points 2 day!!! Cost a fortune $$$$$.
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: That was awesome Panda, but how did you get two points????? I have highlighted two possible ways
BUT they don't let smartarses OR Pandas in theatres so thats yo out on two counts there
and Panda's sleep on the ground without a bed so that is one point you cannot get, but hell you musta been good taking your girl out to a nice place for a plate of Bamboo and whatever it is that has destroyed your brain cells :finger: :finger: :finger:
Do I get 100 points for listening to TAngie whinging for 3 hours :D :D :finger: j/j
The Panda Made me do it :bandit: :finger: :alien2:
MAKING WOMEN HAPPY
You make the bed......................+1
AND You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar......+1
You take her to a movie +2
The Panda scored big points 2 day!!! Cost a fortune $$$$$.
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: That was awesome Panda, but how did you get two points????? I have highlighted two possible ways
BUT they don't let smartarses OR Pandas in theatres so thats yo out on two counts there
and Panda's sleep on the ground without a bed so that is one point you cannot get, but hell you musta been good taking your girl out to a nice place for a plate of Bamboo and whatever it is that has destroyed your brain cells :finger: :finger: :finger:
Do I get 100 points for listening to TAngie whinging for 3 hours :D :D :finger: j/j
The Panda Made me do it :bandit: :finger: :alien2:
speediva
06-16-2002, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Do I get 100 points for listening to TAngie whinging for 3 hours :D :D :finger: j/j
No, but for complaining about it, you're gonna get yourself *banned* :eek:
j/p
Do I get 100 points for listening to TAngie whinging for 3 hours :D :D :finger: j/j
No, but for complaining about it, you're gonna get yourself *banned* :eek:
j/p
"Pandamonium"
06-16-2002, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: That was awesome Panda, but how did you get two points????? I have highlighted two possible ways
BUT they don't let smartarses OR Pandas in theatres so thats yo out on two counts there
and Panda's sleep on the ground without a bed so that is one point you cannot get, but hell you musta been good taking your girl out to a nice place for a plate of Bamboo and whatever it is that has destroyed your brain cells :finger: :finger: :finger:
Do I get 100 points for listening to TAngie whinging for 3 hours :D :D :finger: j/j
The Panda Made me do it :bandit: :finger: :alien2:
Mr T has already posted pics of a happy & satisfying Panda sex life. Don't see any evidence of yours.:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :finger:
Lets ban the little upstart aye Tangie.
The Panda heard about you sucking up to Spec2. :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :finger: :finger:
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: That was awesome Panda, but how did you get two points????? I have highlighted two possible ways
BUT they don't let smartarses OR Pandas in theatres so thats yo out on two counts there
and Panda's sleep on the ground without a bed so that is one point you cannot get, but hell you musta been good taking your girl out to a nice place for a plate of Bamboo and whatever it is that has destroyed your brain cells :finger: :finger: :finger:
Do I get 100 points for listening to TAngie whinging for 3 hours :D :D :finger: j/j
The Panda Made me do it :bandit: :finger: :alien2:
Mr T has already posted pics of a happy & satisfying Panda sex life. Don't see any evidence of yours.:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :finger:
Lets ban the little upstart aye Tangie.
The Panda heard about you sucking up to Spec2. :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :finger: :finger:
darkness
06-16-2002, 05:59 AM
I see one major flaw with this system.
Don't you need a woman to make happy before you can score points?
Don't you need a woman to make happy before you can score points?
Steel
06-16-2002, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by darkness
I see one major flaw with this system.
Don't you need a woman to make happy before you can score points?
well no shit!! *THAT'S* why i haven't been getting any!!:licker: :p
I see one major flaw with this system.
Don't you need a woman to make happy before you can score points?
well no shit!! *THAT'S* why i haven't been getting any!!:licker: :p
Mugen_R
06-16-2002, 10:01 AM
lol, that's a good guide
Ando_Rules
06-16-2002, 10:07 AM
hahaha lol thats a really good ne man
speediva
06-16-2002, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Lets ban the little upstart aye Tangie.
*lol* Brown-nosing Spec2... Causing general disorder on the boards. Sounds like a cause for removal to me ;)
Besides, I'm sure his big brother would love to see his baby brother get banned for harrassing the mods! :silly2:
Lets ban the little upstart aye Tangie.
*lol* Brown-nosing Spec2... Causing general disorder on the boards. Sounds like a cause for removal to me ;)
Besides, I'm sure his big brother would love to see his baby brother get banned for harrassing the mods! :silly2:
Gonthrax
06-16-2002, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Besides, I'm sure his big brother would love to see his baby brother get banned for harrassing the mods! :silly2:
Who knows, it might rub him the wrong way and he'd drive the Missus's Fiat through your house tangie :D :D
I wonder how many points are deducted for driving the wife's car through another woman's house? :silly:
Besides, I'm sure his big brother would love to see his baby brother get banned for harrassing the mods! :silly2:
Who knows, it might rub him the wrong way and he'd drive the Missus's Fiat through your house tangie :D :D
I wonder how many points are deducted for driving the wife's car through another woman's house? :silly:
Rich
06-16-2002, 01:21 PM
Isnt this whole thread purely theoretical? I heard a myth that it is possible to make a woman happy, but I didnt know that it was actually possible :finger: :D
taranaki
06-16-2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by HuMMerMan
Isnt this whole thread purely theoretical? I heard a myth that it is possible to make a woman happy, but I didnt know that it was actually possible :finger: :D
It is possible in theory....in much the same way that it is possible IN THEORY to position a full size snooker table on the summit of Mount Everest.....
Isnt this whole thread purely theoretical? I heard a myth that it is possible to make a woman happy, but I didnt know that it was actually possible :finger: :D
It is possible in theory....in much the same way that it is possible IN THEORY to position a full size snooker table on the summit of Mount Everest.....
"Pandamonium"
06-16-2002, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
It is possible in theory....in much the same way that it is possible IN THEORY to position a full size snooker table on the summit of Mount Everest.....
Some would say it's easier to positon the Snooker Table.:p :p :p
The Panda has a happy marrage!!! (Most of the time.)
It is possible in theory....in much the same way that it is possible IN THEORY to position a full size snooker table on the summit of Mount Everest.....
Some would say it's easier to positon the Snooker Table.:p :p :p
The Panda has a happy marrage!!! (Most of the time.)
Spec2 Girl
06-16-2002, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
The Panda heard about you sucking up to Spec2. :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :finger: :finger: No, no sucking up involved. He just told me that my FTO was looking good. No more pokemons. :D :D :D
The Panda heard about you sucking up to Spec2. :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :finger: :finger: No, no sucking up involved. He just told me that my FTO was looking good. No more pokemons. :D :D :D
darkness
06-16-2002, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
No, no sucking up involved. He just told me that my FTO was looking good. No more pokemons. :D :D :D
he was sucking up:D
No, no sucking up involved. He just told me that my FTO was looking good. No more pokemons. :D :D :D
he was sucking up:D
"Pandamonium"
06-16-2002, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
No, no sucking up involved. He just told me that my FTO was looking good. No more pokemons. :D :D :D
He shall now be known as "Hoover Boy"
:flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
Tangie made the Panda say it!!!
No, no sucking up involved. He just told me that my FTO was looking good. No more pokemons. :D :D :D
He shall now be known as "Hoover Boy"
:flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
Tangie made the Panda say it!!!
darkness
06-16-2002, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
He shall now be known as "Hoover Boy"
:flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
:hehehe: Damn the panda has a great way with words.
He shall now be known as "Hoover Boy"
:flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
:hehehe: Damn the panda has a great way with words.
Spec2 Girl
06-16-2002, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
He shall now be known as "Hoover Boy"
But I already christened him Moss Monster! :p :hehehe:
He shall now be known as "Hoover Boy"
But I already christened him Moss Monster! :p :hehehe:
carnut
06-16-2002, 09:59 PM
Very, very funny, reminded me of when I was married!
Here are a few more things that'll give you more negative scores.
1. Buy here flowers from a street vendor, I swear she could smell the exhaust fumes on the petals.
2. She once bought me an air pot for my birthday, so on her birthday I bought her a 12" adjustable wrench.
3. Take her out to a nice restaurant and ask the waiter if they take coupons.
I think twice now when I go out with my girlfriend and make a war plan strategy for the evening so I can stay out of trouble. :D
Here are a few more things that'll give you more negative scores.
1. Buy here flowers from a street vendor, I swear she could smell the exhaust fumes on the petals.
2. She once bought me an air pot for my birthday, so on her birthday I bought her a 12" adjustable wrench.
3. Take her out to a nice restaurant and ask the waiter if they take coupons.
I think twice now when I go out with my girlfriend and make a war plan strategy for the evening so I can stay out of trouble. :D
"Pandamonium"
06-16-2002, 10:48 PM
"Hoover Boy" It is.
Tangie still made The Panda say it!!!
Tangie still made The Panda say it!!!
speediva
06-16-2002, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Tangie still made The Panda say it!!!
tangie says she is entirely innocent until proven guilty!
Tangie still made The Panda say it!!!
tangie says she is entirely innocent until proven guilty!
"Pandamonium"
06-17-2002, 12:13 AM
Ha!!!
You live in America. Guilty until litergated to death!:p :p :p
Panda still say's Tangie made me say it!!!
You live in America. Guilty until litergated to death!:p :p :p
Panda still say's Tangie made me say it!!!
darkness
06-17-2002, 12:15 AM
I think whatever guy manages to make a woman should get some sort of UBER-prize because it's such a damn hard thing to do.
Ssom
06-17-2002, 01:15 AM
Yeah I love you all too :finger: :finger: :finger:
If you don't watch it Panda, I will side with Spec2 Girl and double team you:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh
Tangie- My foot is still looking for your butt :devil: :devil: :devil:
GonthraX- Good idea, Jimmy is already positioning the ramp and fitting the Supersonic engine to the Stilo:finger: :finger: :finger:
Spec2Girl and GonthraX are now the Moss monsters serv....errrr.....allies!!!!!!!!!!!! :finger: :D ;)
If you don't watch it Panda, I will side with Spec2 Girl and double team you:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh
Tangie- My foot is still looking for your butt :devil: :devil: :devil:
GonthraX- Good idea, Jimmy is already positioning the ramp and fitting the Supersonic engine to the Stilo:finger: :finger: :finger:
Spec2Girl and GonthraX are now the Moss monsters serv....errrr.....allies!!!!!!!!!!!! :finger: :D ;)
"Pandamonium"
06-17-2002, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Spec2Girl and GonthraX are now the "Hoover Boys" serv....errrr.....allies!!!!!!!!!!!! :finger: :D ;) [/B]
Tangie lets deal to this young upstart/suckup!!!
Panda's not afraid of the all day suckup!!! :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
Spec2Girl and GonthraX are now the "Hoover Boys" serv....errrr.....allies!!!!!!!!!!!! :finger: :D ;) [/B]
Tangie lets deal to this young upstart/suckup!!!
Panda's not afraid of the all day suckup!!! :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
speediva
06-17-2002, 04:33 AM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Tangie lets deal to this young upstart/suckup!!!
I much prefer to watch him writhe in anticipation of what my next cunning move will be. :angel:
Tangie lets deal to this young upstart/suckup!!!
I much prefer to watch him writhe in anticipation of what my next cunning move will be. :angel:
TerminalVelocity
06-17-2002, 04:42 AM
I have made many points...and lost some
heres a good way to loose some...
1."Hey...we just hit 120 in a 40"...
2."oh shi....theres a cop behind me..."
3. "hey, you dont have a problem with me giving my freind a massage do you?...sweet...oh yah...she likes to be nude."
a good way to win some
1.be hover boy (or panda) :hehe:
2.be mandingo
heres a good way to loose some...
1."Hey...we just hit 120 in a 40"...
2."oh shi....theres a cop behind me..."
3. "hey, you dont have a problem with me giving my freind a massage do you?...sweet...oh yah...she likes to be nude."
a good way to win some
1.be hover boy (or panda) :hehe:
2.be mandingo
"Pandamonium"
06-17-2002, 04:50 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
I much prefer to watch him writhe in anticipation of what my next cunning move will be. :angel:
The Panda can live with that!!! :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
I much prefer to watch him writhe in anticipation of what my next cunning move will be. :angel:
The Panda can live with that!!! :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
darkness
06-17-2002, 04:55 AM
Lets just beat the crap out of everybody so no one wins.
Rich
06-17-2002, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by darkness
Lets just beat the crap out of everybody so no one wins.
Damn right :D
Lets just beat the crap out of everybody so no one wins.
Damn right :D
taranaki
06-17-2002, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by darkness
Lets just beat the crap out of everybody so no one wins.
yes sir! DARKNESS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!:devil:
Lets just beat the crap out of everybody so no one wins.
yes sir! DARKNESS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!:devil:
Rich
06-17-2002, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
yes sir! DARKNESS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!:devil:
I say he would do a good job as head of United Nations :evillaugh
yes sir! DARKNESS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!:devil:
I say he would do a good job as head of United Nations :evillaugh
darkness
06-17-2002, 03:02 PM
and they say violence never solves anything.
"Pandamonium"
06-17-2002, 04:09 PM
Physical Violence never solved anything!!!!
Thats what guns are for! You don't get blood on your hands!!
Panda likes BIG Guns. :rocket: :flamer:
Thats what guns are for! You don't get blood on your hands!!
Panda likes BIG Guns. :rocket: :flamer:
darkness
06-17-2002, 04:21 PM
but using your own hands is much more satisfying.
Spec2 Girl
06-17-2002, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Spec2Girl and GonthraX are now the Moss monsters serv....errrr.....allies!!!!!!!!!!!! :finger: :D ;) Glad you changed that Monster boy. I serve no one!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:
:D
Spec2Girl and GonthraX are now the Moss monsters serv....errrr.....allies!!!!!!!!!!!! :finger: :D ;) Glad you changed that Monster boy. I serve no one!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:
:D
"Pandamonium"
06-17-2002, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Glad you changed that Monster boy. I serve no one!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:
:D
Hmmmmm........
Monkey Boy spring's to mind!!!
The Panda know's many things!!! :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
Glad you changed that Monster boy. I serve no one!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:
:D
Hmmmmm........
Monkey Boy spring's to mind!!!
The Panda know's many things!!! :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
Spec2 Girl
06-17-2002, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Hmmmmm........
Monkey Boy spring's to mind!!!
The Panda know's many things!!! :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: I wouldn’t call it serve exactly. :p
The Panda knows nothing! :D :D :D
Hmmmmm........
Monkey Boy spring's to mind!!!
The Panda know's many things!!! :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: I wouldn’t call it serve exactly. :p
The Panda knows nothing! :D :D :D
taranaki
06-17-2002, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I wouldn’t call it serve exactly. :p
The Panda knows nothing! :D :D :D
Probably not.....but then he's the kind of dude who can score huuuuge points without actually trying too hard anyways...:p
I wouldn’t call it serve exactly. :p
The Panda knows nothing! :D :D :D
Probably not.....but then he's the kind of dude who can score huuuuge points without actually trying too hard anyways...:p
"Pandamonium"
06-18-2002, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
Probably not.....but then he's the kind of dude who can score huuuuge points without actually trying too hard anyways...:p
Why thank you Mr T.
The Panda bows graciously.
Probably not.....but then he's the kind of dude who can score huuuuge points without actually trying too hard anyways...:p
Why thank you Mr T.
The Panda bows graciously.
Ssom
06-18-2002, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by darkness
but using your own hands is much more satisfying.
As Mr. Panda will tell you, slower using paws (Much harder to grip) thus it is more challenging;) ;) :finger:
The Moss Monster thinks the Panda needs to get his paw off it :finger::flipa: :finger: :flipa: :devil: :finger: :flipa:
Oh and darkness, July 27th is coming fast, better start sucking up faster
but using your own hands is much more satisfying.
As Mr. Panda will tell you, slower using paws (Much harder to grip) thus it is more challenging;) ;) :finger:
The Moss Monster thinks the Panda needs to get his paw off it :finger::flipa: :finger: :flipa: :devil: :finger: :flipa:
Oh and darkness, July 27th is coming fast, better start sucking up faster
darkness
06-18-2002, 12:34 AM
whats July 27th??????:confused:
Ssom
06-18-2002, 12:47 AM
errrrmmmmm.....The day we choose which evil will be making $245,000 a year "running the country" and which evil will be making $130,000 disagreeing with everything they say:rolleyes: ;)
darkness
06-18-2002, 02:03 AM
oh yeah that crap
"Pandamonium"
06-18-2002, 02:05 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
As Mr. Panda will tell you, slower using paws (Much harder to grip) thus it is more challenging;) ;) :finger:
[B]The Hoover Boy thinks the Panda needs to get his paw off it :finger::flipa: :finger: :flipa: :devil: :finger: :flipa:
As there has been much evidence posted of the Panda's sexual activities perhaps it's "Hoover Boy" who has his hand on it.
Panda knows that "Hoover Boy" is an owner operator!!!! :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
As Mr. Panda will tell you, slower using paws (Much harder to grip) thus it is more challenging;) ;) :finger:
[B]The Hoover Boy thinks the Panda needs to get his paw off it :finger::flipa: :finger: :flipa: :devil: :finger: :flipa:
As there has been much evidence posted of the Panda's sexual activities perhaps it's "Hoover Boy" who has his hand on it.
Panda knows that "Hoover Boy" is an owner operator!!!! :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
Ssom
06-18-2002, 03:20 AM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
As there has been much evidence posted of the Panda's sexual activities perhaps it's "Hoover Boy" who has his hand on it.
Panda knows that "Hoover Boy" is an owner operator!!!! :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: [/B]
Yeah, the only reason you ever got some is because female Panda's are worried about the decreasing numbers of decent Pandas (They are all getting owned by Central Aucklander's) so they have to settle for the bottom of the barrel (ie. The smart-arse sector):D:finger:
The Moss-monster loves owning Panda's:finger: :flipa: :finger:
As there has been much evidence posted of the Panda's sexual activities perhaps it's "Hoover Boy" who has his hand on it.
Panda knows that "Hoover Boy" is an owner operator!!!! :finger: :flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: [/B]
Yeah, the only reason you ever got some is because female Panda's are worried about the decreasing numbers of decent Pandas (They are all getting owned by Central Aucklander's) so they have to settle for the bottom of the barrel (ie. The smart-arse sector):D:finger:
The Moss-monster loves owning Panda's:finger: :flipa: :finger:
darkness
06-18-2002, 03:02 PM
Do they call you Moss Monster because there is Moss growing all over IT due to lack of use?:D:p
"Pandamonium"
06-18-2002, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Yeah, the only reason you ever got some is because female Panda's are worried about the decreasing numbers of decent Pandas (They are all getting owned by Central Aucklander's) so they have to settle for the bottom of the barrel (ie. The smart-arse sector):D:finger:
The "Hoover Boy" loves owning Panda's:finger: :flipa: :finger:
The Panda still gets some. :D :finger: :D
Well the only "Panda" a central Aucklander could own is made by Fiat!
Not something anyone else would be proud to own!!!
The Panda's glad he's not an "Owner Operator" like Hoover Boy!!! :flipa: :finger: :devil: :flipa: :finger: :devil:
Yeah, the only reason you ever got some is because female Panda's are worried about the decreasing numbers of decent Pandas (They are all getting owned by Central Aucklander's) so they have to settle for the bottom of the barrel (ie. The smart-arse sector):D:finger:
The "Hoover Boy" loves owning Panda's:finger: :flipa: :finger:
The Panda still gets some. :D :finger: :D
Well the only "Panda" a central Aucklander could own is made by Fiat!
Not something anyone else would be proud to own!!!
The Panda's glad he's not an "Owner Operator" like Hoover Boy!!! :flipa: :finger: :devil: :flipa: :finger: :devil:
s7v7n
06-18-2002, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Well the only "Panda" a central Aucklander could own is made by Fiat!
Not something anyone else would be proud to own!!!
The Panda's glad he's not an "Owner Operator like Hoover Boy!!! :flipa: :finger: :devil: :flipa: :finger: :devil:
Ahhhhh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
:bandit:
Well the only "Panda" a central Aucklander could own is made by Fiat!
Not something anyone else would be proud to own!!!
The Panda's glad he's not an "Owner Operator like Hoover Boy!!! :flipa: :finger: :devil: :flipa: :finger: :devil:
Ahhhhh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
:bandit:
speediva
06-18-2002, 05:08 PM
Now, now, boys...
Let's all wash our hands of this little... "car revving" contest and find a new topic to discuss. ;)
Let's all wash our hands of this little... "car revving" contest and find a new topic to discuss. ;)
"Pandamonium"
06-18-2002, 05:55 PM
Brrrrrmmmmmm Brrrrrmmmmmmmm :p :D :p :D
The Panda wants to finish his car!!!
The Panda wants to finish his car!!!
darkness
06-18-2002, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Brrrrrmmmmmm Brrrrrmmmmmmmm :p :D :p :D
The Panda wants to finish his car!!!
You're not the only one.
Brrrrrmmmmmm Brrrrrmmmmmmmm :p :D :p :D
The Panda wants to finish his car!!!
You're not the only one.
s7v7n
06-18-2002, 06:21 PM
Take it outside ladies... :rolleyes: :frog:
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