At long last - Humor
YogsVR4
06-14-2002, 10:08 AM
The old Cherokee chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two US government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white
man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems."
The chief nodded. The official continued, "Considering recent events, in Your opinion, where has the white man gone wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied. "When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
* No taxes.
* No debt.
* Plenty buffalo
* Plenty beaver
* Women did the work
* Medicine man free
* Indian men hunted and fished all the time."
The chief smiled, and added quietly, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
"Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white
man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems."
The chief nodded. The official continued, "Considering recent events, in Your opinion, where has the white man gone wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied. "When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
* No taxes.
* No debt.
* Plenty buffalo
* Plenty beaver
* Women did the work
* Medicine man free
* Indian men hunted and fished all the time."
The chief smiled, and added quietly, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
DVSNCYNIKL
06-14-2002, 10:18 AM
Gonthrax
06-14-2002, 01:37 PM
Rofl :hehehe: :hehehe:
Spec2 Girl
06-14-2002, 05:33 PM
hehehe :hehehe: :hehehe:
ragt20
06-15-2002, 03:48 PM
roftlmao :hehe: :hehe:
primera man
06-15-2002, 04:46 PM
Run....Yogs is back :D :D
Very good though :p :p
Very good though :p :p
speediva
06-15-2002, 10:34 PM
I can laugh and cry at the same time...
I'm Native American AND Anglo ;)
I'm Native American AND Anglo ;)
Moppie
06-15-2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
At long last - Humor
What is this humor you speak of!
It has caused me to breath in and out uncontrollably and a strange sound to be emmited from my throut while my mouth is contorted into a strange cresant shape! :eek:
At long last - Humor
What is this humor you speak of!
It has caused me to breath in and out uncontrollably and a strange sound to be emmited from my throut while my mouth is contorted into a strange cresant shape! :eek:
speediva
06-15-2002, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Moppie
What is this humor you speak of!
It has caused me to breath in and out uncontrollably and a strange sound to be emmited from my throut while my mouth is contorted into a strange cresant shape! :eek:
Okay, Prot. When will you be departing back to K-PAX again?
What is this humor you speak of!
It has caused me to breath in and out uncontrollably and a strange sound to be emmited from my throut while my mouth is contorted into a strange cresant shape! :eek:
Okay, Prot. When will you be departing back to K-PAX again?
Ando_Rules
06-16-2002, 10:48 AM
hahaha thats damn funny amn thats a good one
Rich
06-16-2002, 02:58 PM
:lol2: Good One!
Where have you been, Yogs :)
You always post the good ones :D
Where have you been, Yogs :)
You always post the good ones :D
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