Pretty Good Joke I Just Heard...
s7v7n
06-14-2002, 04:05 AM
A married couple are sitting in their front room as the wife notices a tear coming down the man's face.
She says, "Dear what's wrong?"
He replies, " You remember when we first started dating and your dad found us fucking in my car?"
She says, "Yeah, why?"
He replies, "Well you remember what happened next?"
She says, "Yes"
He replies, "He put a shotgun to my face and said marry my daughter or go to jail."
She says, "So what's wrong?"
He replies, "I would have gotten out today"
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She says, "Dear what's wrong?"
He replies, " You remember when we first started dating and your dad found us fucking in my car?"
She says, "Yeah, why?"
He replies, "Well you remember what happened next?"
She says, "Yes"
He replies, "He put a shotgun to my face and said marry my daughter or go to jail."
She says, "So what's wrong?"
He replies, "I would have gotten out today"
:bandit:
primera man
06-14-2002, 05:47 AM
yep...and ive been crying ever day since then:( :(
DVSNCYNIKL
06-14-2002, 07:48 AM
*GUULPP* :( :(
ragt20
06-15-2002, 04:21 PM
rofl nice :hehehe:
speediva
06-15-2002, 10:17 PM
NOT FUNNY :(
well, okay, it would be so long as it never happens to me.
well, okay, it would be so long as it never happens to me.
s7v7n
06-16-2002, 04:19 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
NOT FUNNY :(
well, okay, it would be so long as it never happens to me.
It wouldn't if you were with me :bandit:
NOT FUNNY :(
well, okay, it would be so long as it never happens to me.
It wouldn't if you were with me :bandit:
Ando_Rules
06-16-2002, 04:36 PM
haha thats hilarious man, nice
StageOneGalant
06-17-2002, 01:27 PM
that $hit was funny......OMG had me rolling on the floor laughing.... Good One ... check this one out...
3 guys were stuck on a desserted Island...( Mike, Dave and BOB. )
Mike was at the shore when he noticed a bottle . so he picked it up and went to show Dave and Bob.. So Mike began to rub on this bottle.. all of a sudden and Geneni came out.. When the Geneni came out... he said that who ever rubbed on the bottle i can grant 3 wishes to.. since there was 3 guys the geneni decided to grant them 1 wish each.
Mike decided to go first.. Mike said that he wished to go home and see his girl, and make love to her for all the days passed since he been stranded.. So the Geneni clicked his fingers and .. Poof... Mike was gone.
Dave went next he wished that he can go home and See his wife and kids.. that he missed so much... So the Geneni Clicked his fingers again and Poof.... Dave was gone.
Then Bob went last on the final wish left.... Bob said to the Geneni "Man i don't have a Girlfriend and i don't have Wife or kids.. Damn i'm so lonely i wish those guys were back here with me.." HAHAHAHAHA!
3 guys were stuck on a desserted Island...( Mike, Dave and BOB. )
Mike was at the shore when he noticed a bottle . so he picked it up and went to show Dave and Bob.. So Mike began to rub on this bottle.. all of a sudden and Geneni came out.. When the Geneni came out... he said that who ever rubbed on the bottle i can grant 3 wishes to.. since there was 3 guys the geneni decided to grant them 1 wish each.
Mike decided to go first.. Mike said that he wished to go home and see his girl, and make love to her for all the days passed since he been stranded.. So the Geneni clicked his fingers and .. Poof... Mike was gone.
Dave went next he wished that he can go home and See his wife and kids.. that he missed so much... So the Geneni Clicked his fingers again and Poof.... Dave was gone.
Then Bob went last on the final wish left.... Bob said to the Geneni "Man i don't have a Girlfriend and i don't have Wife or kids.. Damn i'm so lonely i wish those guys were back here with me.." HAHAHAHAHA!
speediva
06-17-2002, 01:31 PM
Aw!!! That's so mean! :eek:
I'd cry if I got sent back to that island b/c of that guy! :(
I'd cry if I got sent back to that island b/c of that guy! :(
Ando_Rules
06-17-2002, 04:16 PM
haha that bob guy is so dumb lol he could have just wished for a girl lol
Spec2 Girl
06-17-2002, 05:44 PM
Now that's just nasty! :(
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What ya Smoking?!?
06-18-2002, 08:44 PM
hehe, funny:bandit: :smoka: :smoker2: :ylsuper
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