A nice stress relieving joke

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

how would they get enough water pumped into the countries to kill everyone inside.

besides, if you leave them alone they'll leave you alone. the US press and news agencies cut that bit out of bin laden's messeges so everyone will hate him and his people.

that's copied from an old ucla/usc joke -- a bruin and a trojan were on an island and they found a lamp....blah blah blah...trojan says i want a huge wall built around troy so none of those pesky bruins can get in....fill it with water.

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lmao just look at the top of the page
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shu'p noob.

how would they get enough water pumped into the countries to kill everyone inside.


Probably the same way the genie made a wall nearly a mile high and 500 feet thick...GENIE is the MAN!

GENIE is the MAN!
LOL thats awesome i would agree

That's a good joke.

That's a good joke.


liar...

i aint gonna lie ive seen many jokes like this (white man, mexican and black man, etc) i just thought it was funny cause its more the now, with this whole middle east crap
yes it is lame lol

liar...
to each there own though that would make a nice swimming pool:2cents:

though that would make a nice swimming pool
:rofl: i agree lmao

heard it. not very funny IMO.

Just like the canadians....fertile farmland eh? HEHE Not to diss canada too much....gotta watch out - they may invade Detroit!