Routine physical?!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened.... and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my r right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied,




"Yep. None of us could get the darn jar open”.
:loser:

i thought the old dude was a swinger for a moment.

niiice... lol, wasn't expecting that one.

Saw that coming from a mile away. Or is it that I've heard it before?



Either way, props to the old dude, LOL

yea, same. heard it a mile off. tut tut tonio, you can do better...

It's pretty old but still good.

When I first started reading it, I thought the old guy was going to return to the doctor's office the next day with the jar full to the top.:lol:

heard it before, come on tonio. I know you can do better than that.