Todays Joke
Rich
06-08-2002, 09:15 AM
(Im on a roll today :D ) I hope its not a re-post. :)
Bob is doing yard work, and his wife is about to take a shower.
Bob realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Hey! Where's the rake?"
She can't hear him properly, so she shouts out the bathroom window: "What?"
Bob points to his eye, then he points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife has no idea what he's doing and shouts back again: "WHAT?!"
Bob repeats his gestures, meaning: "Eye - Knee - the rake."
So she signals back: first pointing to her eye, then pointing to her left breast, then pointing to her butt, then finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way Bob can even come close on that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her: "What in the friggin' hell was that?"
She replies: "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - the BUSH!"
Bob is doing yard work, and his wife is about to take a shower.
Bob realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Hey! Where's the rake?"
She can't hear him properly, so she shouts out the bathroom window: "What?"
Bob points to his eye, then he points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife has no idea what he's doing and shouts back again: "WHAT?!"
Bob repeats his gestures, meaning: "Eye - Knee - the rake."
So she signals back: first pointing to her eye, then pointing to her left breast, then pointing to her butt, then finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way Bob can even come close on that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her: "What in the friggin' hell was that?"
She replies: "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - the BUSH!"
Gonthrax
06-08-2002, 12:40 PM
:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
Oh boy! *Wipes tears from eyes*
Funny shit :D Are you going to take over for Ragt when he's not here :rolleyes: ??
Oh boy! *Wipes tears from eyes*
Funny shit :D Are you going to take over for Ragt when he's not here :rolleyes: ??
ragt20
06-09-2002, 12:11 PM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: ROFL nice one man
darkness
06-09-2002, 04:24 PM
Now thats classy!:hehehe:
Sadiztik
06-09-2002, 05:41 PM
funny dude
Damien
06-09-2002, 08:40 PM
:lol2:That wa a gud one! I take it your no Fozzie...:lol2:
primera man
06-09-2002, 09:44 PM
Muhahahahahah...loved it !!!:D :D :D :D
speediva
06-09-2002, 10:22 PM
Still a good joke. Heard it a little bit differently, but still a good joke. :D
TerminalVelocity
06-10-2002, 06:49 AM
hahahahhehehehehahahaha...ho...ha...oh yah thats the stuff
Lord_Vektra
06-10-2002, 12:00 PM
hahaha :D
Spec2 Girl
06-10-2002, 06:35 PM
rotflmao! :hehehe:
Looks like everyone was in a joke telling mood over the weekend! :p
Looks like everyone was in a joke telling mood over the weekend! :p
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