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Why Christmas was great


L-Spec
12-26-2005, 04:26 PM
There is this girl that I like and we kind of have a thing for eachother. Anyway, we'd always tease eachother and all this stuff and joke around by saying things as if we were going out. This Christmas evening, the unthinkable happened. Rebecca signed in on MSN and as a sad attempt for being funny I said.. well, just read.

Conversation with Becca (December 25, 2005):

[10:08:52 PM] Lucky: wanna give me some action for christmas :)
[10:09:53 PM] Bec is way t: this isnt bec
[10:10:02 PM] Bec is way t: its her mom...
[10:10:02 PM] Lucky: ...
[10:10:04 PM] Lucky: as if
[10:10:23 PM] Bec is way t: no..it really is
[10:10:30 PM] Lucky: hello
[10:10:35 PM] Lucky: how's it going
[10:10:37 PM] Bec is way t: please dont talk to my daughter like that
[10:11:17 PM] Lucky: ok
[10:11:35 PM] Bec is way t: yeah, i'd really appreciate it

---

I had the worst feeling ever, because I now know her mom probably hates me and she knows who I am. Haha, I laugh when I think about it now, but I don't dare step foot in her house. Thought I'd just share my Christmas with you guys, have a good one!

- Lucky

Rally Sport
12-26-2005, 04:35 PM
I dont know why you didnt just go ahead and say "I know this is her mom" "So do you want to?" :lol:

L-Spec
12-26-2005, 04:41 PM
Her mom is a part of the Catholic school board to the high school where I attend. I am afraid of her and what she might get Jesus to do to me. Also, I've seen her cut turkey, it is not a pleasent sight haha.

clawhammer
12-26-2005, 04:47 PM
Either that or she (the girl) is just messing with you.

v10_viper
12-26-2005, 05:05 PM
I dont know why you didnt just go ahead and say "I know this is her mom" "So do you want to?" :lol:


The BEST way to play it off. :lol:

crayzayjay
12-26-2005, 05:24 PM
Rofl!!!

Rally Sport
12-26-2005, 05:29 PM
Her mom is a part of the Catholic school board to the high school where I attend. I am afraid of her and what she might get Jesus to do to me. Also, I've seen her cut turkey, it is not a pleasent sight haha.

That doesnt matter, I stick to my advice as the way for you to try and get out of it.

Muscletang
12-26-2005, 05:52 PM
I've done that before. This girl I went to church with, talked to her a whole lot on msn and did stuff like that.

Well one day I opened the conversation by saying "hey baby" and I thought she was talking to me. I talked for about 10 minutes thinking it was me and her and after I said "you sure did look pretty sexy today at school" I found out her dad was on her account and wanted to see what people said to her. Apparently he was curious to see how I talked to his daughter and...well you get the picture.

I know it's nothing like yours but this guy is all charlie church and he nearly blew a gasket.

sv650s
12-26-2005, 05:54 PM
I dont know why you didnt just go ahead and say "I know this is her mom" "So do you want to?" :lol:

nah it'll be better if it was like this

bec is way t:this isn't bec, it's her mom
lucky: so do u want to?
bec is way t: can i bring my friends?

2.2 Straight six
12-26-2005, 06:14 PM
christmas sucked.....im in miami an i want to be in london....

kicker1_solo
12-26-2005, 06:33 PM
that will teach you to mess around with young girls that still live at home :iceslolan

Rally Sport
12-26-2005, 08:59 PM
nah it'll be better if it was like this

bec is way t:this isn't bec, it's her mom
lucky: so do u want to?
bec is way t: can i bring my friends?

Yeah but that's fake and obviously not going to be said. Mine was real, could be said because it was going to be him and didnt require her input, also who knows wtf she looks like or how old she is.

imtheoneandonlyD
12-26-2005, 10:39 PM
lol, shot down hardcore.

WickedNYCowboy
12-26-2005, 10:52 PM
My christmas was wonderful, my aunt made me my own chocolate cream pie since i couldn't be there, because of me having mono and her having chemo. I am eating the last of it now.

ThatRoundHeadedKid
12-26-2005, 11:19 PM
GO ROFLCOPTER!
http://www.msprotege.com/members/SpicyMchaggis/roflcopter.gif

Quite funny indeed. SHould've followed with the MILF stuff lmao

Toksin
12-26-2005, 11:24 PM
haha. should've done a quagmire.

"this is her mother"
-i like where this is going!

sv650s
12-26-2005, 11:46 PM
Yeah but that's fake and obviously not going to be said. Mine was real, could be said because it was going to be him and didnt require her input, also who knows wtf she looks like or how old she is.

now that was just uncalled for :disappoin

Toksin
12-27-2005, 12:21 AM
Harden up.

sv650s
12-27-2005, 01:01 AM
nah man i'm not cryin, i've just got something in my eye (sniff)

KustmAce
12-27-2005, 06:32 PM
hahahahahahaha

ownt by mommy-o

what did bec have to say about that?

twospirits
12-27-2005, 07:10 PM
Her mom is a part of the Catholic school board to the high school where I attend. I am afraid of her and what she might get Jesus to do to me. Also, I've seen her cut turkey, it is not a pleasent sight haha.So let me get this straight, you are afraid that her mom might ask Jesus to strike you down for talking like that to her daughter, yet you have no worry that Jesus him/herself is looking at you doing this while you thought it was the daughter.

hmmm, alright everyone, say it with me... LOSER. :loser:

Me personnally I would have continued with the mom at the moment, let the wrath come later. :evillol:

Hey ThatRoundHeadedKid, that roflcopter image is really funny. :lol:

TS out (calling my neighbors mom)

L-Spec
12-27-2005, 08:44 PM
So let me get this straight, you are afraid that her mom might ask Jesus to strike you down for talking like that to her daughter, yet you have no worry that Jesus him/herself is looking at you doing this while you thought it was the daughter.

hmmm, alright everyone, say it with me... LOSER. :loser:

Thanks for reminding me people can be assholes :) I put this out for everyone to read so that they could have a good laugh during their holidays and what not. I'm glad you had a laugh..? but to call someone a loser makes you one also. So takes one to know one :D

Plus, that comment about Jesus was sarcastic, just so you know.

WickedNYCowboy
12-27-2005, 10:42 PM
Thanks for reminding me people can be assholes :) I put this out for everyone to read so that they could have a good laugh during their holidays and what not. I'm glad you had a laugh..? but to call someone a loser makes you one also. So takes one to know one :D

Plus, that comment about Jesus was sarcastic, just so you know.
Now that it being humor is an issue, I saw the humor.

Jonno
12-28-2005, 07:00 AM
Should walk up to her mother next time you see her and say, 'So, gonna show me your tits today?'

Then atleast she will think you have a bad sense of humor, and not be mad at you for cracking onto her daughter. :uhoh:






















I take no responsibility for the pain induced when you try this, then get told her father is a pro boxer...

MonsterBengt
12-28-2005, 03:58 PM
GO ROFLCOPTER!
http://www.msprotege.com/members/SpicyMchaggis/roflcopter.gif

Quite funny indeed. SHould've followed with the MILF stuff lmao

lol wtf that pic's the funniest shit ever :lol: :lol: :lol:

RickwithaTbird
12-31-2005, 12:50 AM
the way I see it, it isn't a big deal. She remembers high school, and knows how it is being young.


you can just never look her in the eyes again or talk to her daughter while she is around.... ever again. no biggie.

twospirits
01-02-2006, 09:28 PM
Thanks for reminding me people can be assholes :) I put this out for everyone to read so that they could have a good laugh during their holidays and what not. I'm glad you had a laugh..? but to call someone a loser makes you one also. So takes one to know one :D.Oh lighten up, besides I look in the mirror every day and do say Loser. :lol:
QUOTE=L-Spec]Plus, that comment about Jesus was sarcastic, just so you know.[/QUOTE]I know thats why I said it. :p

TS out (still calling my neighbors mom)

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