Hit 'N' Run...

So today some stupid cunt calls the police from their cell phone and claims I was involved in a hit and run accident with her. This stupid bitch is tailgating, but does not honk, wave, flash her lights, or anything that would indicate to me that she wants me to pull over because she thinks that I hit her car - so she calls the police. Stupid fucker wastes half an hour of my time while a multitude of police are trying to figure out what the hell she is talking about (Four police cars stopped me, because 1: theres not enough for the police to do. 2: we were right on the border of two counties so both responded.
She claimed I swerved and ran into her car, she felt the "whole car move" but niether my car of her POS (some dilapitated yellow American car from the eighties) showed any signed of even the slightest impact (ie dust that a fart could have blown off was still on the car) so after much debate the police deducted that no accident had actually occured and she had just wasted everybody's time being a bitch.

Some people... :disappoin

wow, that sucks. I would be pissed. I hate it when people waste my time.

some people should just spontaneously combust.

some people should just spontaneously combust.
:1: Did they do a roadside sobriety test on her?? mights been a good idea!

Stupid cow. Perhaps she should avoid the pothole next time. Oh, wait, she's too stupid to even notice it.

I'd a backed into her car and said there bitch, now you can complain to someone!!! :evillol:

People like that are the reason the "bitch slap" was invented.

that's completely insane

WOW...one of those days huh. Sounds like she needs to be tazed

Yea I'd definitely give her a flying ninja kick to the titty

Yea I'd definitely give her a flying ninja kick to the titty

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People like that are the reason the "bitch slap" was invented.

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Those were hilarious. :lol2: :lol2: