Indiana......
xeroinfinity
12-15-2005, 07:57 PM
this is hilarious, even if you dont live in Indiana.
Aug. 20- Moved to our new home in Indiana. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. This is Gods country. I love it here.
Oct. 14- Indiana is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors-you should see the beautiful shades of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling hills and spotted dear. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise. I love it here!
Nov. 3- Deer season will start soon. I cant imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here!
Dec. 2- It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, just like a post card. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight, (I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I love Indiana!
Dec. 12- More snow came last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again(that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway, but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it, and we made a snowman out of it! A winter wonderland I love it here!
Dec. 19- More snow last night. Couldn’t get out of the driveway to get to work on time! I’m exhausted from shoveling. That damn snowplow!
Dec. 22- More of that white crap fell last night. I’ve got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow man hides around the corner an waits until I’m done shoveling this driveway, the jerk! And you should see our heating bills!
Dec. 25- “White Christmas” My busted ass! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I’ll break the bastards nose. Don’t know why they don’t use more salt on the roads to melt this friggin ICE!
Dec. 28- More white shit last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway everytime “Snowplow Harry” comes by. Cant go anywhere, car’s buried in a mountain of frozen snow. The weather man says to expect another 10” of the shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10” is?
Jan. 1- Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong Again! We got two feet of the white shit this time. At this rate it wont melt before the fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road, and the jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I’ve broken six shovels already, shoveling all the shit he pushed into my driveway, I broke the last one over his damn head!
Jan. 8- Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did $3000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
Mar. 22- Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all the damn salt they keep dumping all over the road? Car looks like a piece of shit!
April 10- Moved back to Florida. I cant imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in the God forsaken state of Indiana!
Aug. 20- Moved to our new home in Indiana. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. This is Gods country. I love it here.
Oct. 14- Indiana is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors-you should see the beautiful shades of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling hills and spotted dear. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise. I love it here!
Nov. 3- Deer season will start soon. I cant imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here!
Dec. 2- It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, just like a post card. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight, (I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I love Indiana!
Dec. 12- More snow came last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again(that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway, but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it, and we made a snowman out of it! A winter wonderland I love it here!
Dec. 19- More snow last night. Couldn’t get out of the driveway to get to work on time! I’m exhausted from shoveling. That damn snowplow!
Dec. 22- More of that white crap fell last night. I’ve got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow man hides around the corner an waits until I’m done shoveling this driveway, the jerk! And you should see our heating bills!
Dec. 25- “White Christmas” My busted ass! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I’ll break the bastards nose. Don’t know why they don’t use more salt on the roads to melt this friggin ICE!
Dec. 28- More white shit last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway everytime “Snowplow Harry” comes by. Cant go anywhere, car’s buried in a mountain of frozen snow. The weather man says to expect another 10” of the shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10” is?
Jan. 1- Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong Again! We got two feet of the white shit this time. At this rate it wont melt before the fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road, and the jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I’ve broken six shovels already, shoveling all the shit he pushed into my driveway, I broke the last one over his damn head!
Jan. 8- Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did $3000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
Mar. 22- Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all the damn salt they keep dumping all over the road? Car looks like a piece of shit!
April 10- Moved back to Florida. I cant imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in the God forsaken state of Indiana!
Schister66
12-15-2005, 08:46 PM
i hate snow and i live in ND......theres a lot of snow!
clawhammer
12-15-2005, 08:54 PM
Sounds like Michigan.
vinnym86
12-15-2005, 09:05 PM
i don't mind snow, live in NY. college in Buffalo (lake effects, baby) was a lot of snow fall. i like that "shit", but i'm crazy like that. i prefer blistering cold to scorching heat. already lived in FL one year, HATED IT!! (sry to those living in FL, i told u, i'm wierd)
quteasabutton
12-15-2005, 09:34 PM
indiana? damn pussy, wisconsin is where it's at! :iceslolan
Andydg
12-15-2005, 10:46 PM
The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
There's hills in Indiana?
There's hills in Indiana?
Schister66
12-15-2005, 11:48 PM
i wish we had a hill in ND.....but we don't
KustmAce
12-16-2005, 02:44 AM
Ive heard that, but I think it was with Vermont
imtheoneandonlyD
12-16-2005, 04:42 AM
Yeah its for a ton of different states. I first heard it about MN.
93rollaracer
12-16-2005, 10:58 AM
Heh...so true. Get the same shit living in northeast Ohio what with the lake effect and all.
xeroinfinity
12-16-2005, 04:39 PM
I thought this would be trus just about everywhere it snows. And yes theirs hill in Indiana, I hav a couple in my yard, makes for big drifts.
We havnt gotten alot of lake effect snow here, just snow, and freezin rain. I did see and hear that Buffalo NY was/has gotten several inches. I think when its all over even I will see several inches this winter(and its not even winter yet!).
I hav been through MN and the Dakotas, pretttyyy damn flat! At least they put up the Bright Orange fenceing to block some of the snow. :lol: I think you guys out there need a big WALL! :lol:
We havnt gotten alot of lake effect snow here, just snow, and freezin rain. I did see and hear that Buffalo NY was/has gotten several inches. I think when its all over even I will see several inches this winter(and its not even winter yet!).
I hav been through MN and the Dakotas, pretttyyy damn flat! At least they put up the Bright Orange fenceing to block some of the snow. :lol: I think you guys out there need a big WALL! :lol:
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