I'm new here

And I'll need everyone here to work with me and try to prove to that even the MOST CAR ILLITERATE person can repair their car if given the right help. Will yall help me in my mission?

If given the "right help" I could perform brain surgery. What's going to be your point??

Depends on how much ya got :icon16:

Well, don't place tech questions here. We will only make fun of you!
Go to the engineering/technical sub forum.
Remember to use the search feature there before asking a tech question. It's discouraging for us to answer the same question a dozen times.

I know a good bit about motorcycles and I'm trying to get into learning about cars as well and I was hoping that the community could help me out. My limitations on working on a car is changing the brakes on my car (1990 Pontiac Bonneville) and changing the oil and the necessary filters.

I guess I'm asking if your beloved community of intelligent car people would help out a idiot?

oh yeah by the way I know how the forum works I've dealt with forums before.
working with the forums is the easy part but working with the people on the forum is a different story.

I know a good bit about motorcycles and I'm trying to get into learning about cars as well and I was hoping that the community could help me out. My limitations on working on a car is changing the brakes on my car (1990 Pontiac Bonneville) and changing the oil and the necessary filters.

I guess I'm asking if your beloved community of intelligent car people would help out a idiot?
Welcome to the forum.
Actually since you have some experience already you are ahead of lots of newbies that show up here.
Ask away, and don't be shy. Its a pretty friendly bunch here.
BTW I have an '88 Bonneville and know many of their idiosyncracies.

oh yeah by the way I know how the forum works I've dealt with forums before.
working with the forums is the easy part but working with the people on the forum is a different story.

No doubt there...

I'm sure we have tutorials if you do a google AF search for brakes.
If not Drums are cake and disks are pretty easy if you buy new ones it's not to hard if your refurbishing then you'l need a brake lathe.

One thing about me is that I'm a true smartass by heart so just don't take anything I say too seriously. Oh yeah the name says it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have lots of other Idiots here, we have also banned lots of Idiots in the past when they misbehaved.

We have lots of other Idiots here, we have also banned lots of Idiots in the past when they misbehaved.
oh yeah tough guy? :cheers:



Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay, post nudie pics of your gf or ban!

oh yeah tough guy? :cheers:



I think I just worked out whos turn it was...... :naughty:

Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay, post nudie pics of your gf or ban!

:iamwithst

Are you being serious? Is that like an initiation thing or something? Do I have to post my nude pics of my GF up to be cool here?

Are you being serious? Is that like an initiation thing or something? Do I have to post my nude pics of my GF up to be cool here?

oh... definitely...
but no fat chicks.

Well too bad I guess I'm SOL because I don't have a digital camera or I would post pics of her just because I know she wouldn't mind one bit.

Well too bad I guess I'm SOL because I don't have a digital camera or I would post pics of her just because I know she wouldn't mind one bit.

Maybe someone nearby can lend you their's... :lol2:

Well too bad I guess I'm SOL because I don't have a digital camera or I would post pics of her just because I know she wouldn't mind one bit.
edit- I removed my comment about your slutty girlfriend :)

the dude's banned already... damn, that was quick.
EDIT: sorry, and no offense, but i guess idiots can't fix cars if they can't even get proper help.

sorry to spoil the fun guys, but this dumbass was living up to his username in the stress release forum and didn't know when to shut up.

so he's enjoying a 1-week vacation from AF.

hell maybe if he's "lucky" (see also: stupid) enough, we'll send him there for good when he comes back!

I guess since he's banned, IBL :smokin:

oh... definitely... but no fat chicks
lmao
:iamwithst :smokin:

so, we gonna close the banned person's thread???

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