Fursday Thunny
taranaki
06-05-2002, 07:05 AM
Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and then sends him to his room.
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out. The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again the mother's reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and then sends him to his room.
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out. The boy looks it over and goes back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
DVSNCYNIKL
06-05-2002, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
Kids say the darndest things!:D :D
daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
Kids say the darndest things!:D :D
Gonthrax
06-05-2002, 10:12 AM
Teee hehehe, that Little Johnny, he just says the funniest things :D I used to know a few Little Johnny jokes, but I'm afraid the rigid guidlines of this forum prevent me from posting them:p
Spec2 Girl
06-05-2002, 03:59 PM
Hehehe I love little Johnny! :D :p
primera man
06-05-2002, 06:05 PM
Shit...mine says a M :eek: :eek:
ci5ic
06-05-2002, 06:16 PM
so does mine... I think that stands for Masters degree... :p
taranaki
06-05-2002, 06:20 PM
Mine says donor..am I a kebab?:confused:
Spec2 Girl
06-05-2002, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Mine says donor..am I a kebab?:confused: rotflmao! :hehehe: :hehehe:
Mine says donor..am I a kebab?:confused: rotflmao! :hehehe: :hehehe:
tazdev
06-06-2002, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
Mine says donor..am I a kebab?:confused:
with chilli sauce and yougart??
Mine says donor..am I a kebab?:confused:
with chilli sauce and yougart??
darkness
06-06-2002, 06:29 AM
F?....................M?
What does ZZ mean then?:confused:
What does ZZ mean then?:confused:
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