Defining Rice

Best definition I've ever heard on the topic. From http://www.dansdata.com/hotchips.htm


Rice boys ahoy!
If you drive an automobile with suspension so low you bottom out on a white line, spray-on low profile tyres, a muffler that adds 1% more power and makes an obnoxious noise, a wing the size of a surfboard that does nothing at less than 150 km/h, patches of carbon fibre that may be real or may just be stick-on laminate, stickers advertising Japanese "racing teams" with odd names, a stereo the size of Tasmania that requires eight extra batteries and gives the car the performance of a 1962 Beetle, neon illumination of random componentry, a gigantic fluffy thing dangling from the rear vision mirror, and unwarranted logos, emblems and other accoutrements from the top-of-the-range version of the car, then an after-market upgrade chip for your stock motor is another fine wank for your collection.

Anyone else?

Apparently - "DOHC/VTEC/Programmed fuel injection" stickers on the doors of the car :mad:

Oh... and Mugen stickers :devil:

if you own a japanese/korean car you're rice. thats what the v8 dinosaurs think :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Setanta
Apparently - "DOHC/VTEC/Programmed fuel injection" stickers on the doors of the car :mad:

Oh... and Mugen stickers :devil:

:p I still have some mugen on the car...atleast I got rid of the GAB stickers :p and the "POWER SOUND" stickers

Originally posted by Spunkymonkey


:p I still have some mugen on the car...atleast I got rid of the GAB stickers :p and the "POWER SOUND" stickers


And you think I wrote what I did why? :devil:

Originally posted by Setanta



And you think I wrote what I did why? :devil:

hehehe...cause somebody got called a ricer for having factory vtec stickers :flipa:

Originally posted by Spunkymonkey


hehehe...cause somebody got called a ricer for having factory vtec stickers :flipa:

Unlike having factory "Mugen" stickers for the shopping trolley handle :devil:

Originally posted by Setanta


Unlike having factory "Mugen" stickers for the shopping trolley handle :devil:

don't you know....

Laundry....dried by Mugen :silly2:

Haven't we had this conversation somewhere before? :p

Originally posted by Setanta
Apparently - "DOHC/VTEC/Programmed fuel injection" stickers on the doors of the car :mad:

Oh... and Mugen stickers :devil:

I aint got no Mugen Stickers but ive got a Mugen Power badge, its in place of the bootlid honda badge and about 10cm long:D

And a powered by honda badge on the dash above the stereo :eek: duh

Kind of goes with the wheels doesn't it dejoux? :p