Wednesday's funny
primera man
06-04-2002, 11:52 PM
TWO ARABS AND A YANK ONBOARD A PLANE
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York after a hockey game.
One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before
takeoff, an American got on and took the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American
kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arabs
in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer." "No problem," said
the American, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe
and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other
Arab said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the American
obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Arab picked up
the other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back
and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have
to be this way?" he asked.
How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred?
This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York after a hockey game.
One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before
takeoff, an American got on and took the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American
kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arabs
in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer." "No problem," said
the American, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe
and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other
Arab said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the American
obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Arab picked up
the other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back
and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have
to be this way?" he asked.
How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred?
This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"
Rich
06-04-2002, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by primera man
This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"
:spit: lol :D
This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"
:spit: lol :D
JD@af
06-05-2002, 12:05 AM
:sun: :silly2: You the man, P Man!! :D :ylsuper
Spec2 Girl
06-05-2002, 03:52 PM
Hehehe :hehehe: :hehehe: :D
MaxRX7
06-06-2002, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by JD@af
You the man, P Man!! :D :ylsuper
You the man, P Man!! :D :ylsuper
tazdev
06-06-2002, 04:45 AM
a novel adaption of the Kiwi and Aussie classic:devil:
speediva
06-06-2002, 01:44 PM
Nice. Very nice.
YogsVR4
06-06-2002, 02:25 PM
LOL Can't we all just get along? :smoker2:
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