playin with moms mini van
86 TWIN BIRD
12-09-2005, 04:28 PM
Me and my girlfriend r driving my moms mini van (dodge caravan 2005) up to work cuz my dad was out with my trans am. So im just goin along and a Toyata Tocoma passes me and he had visual mods like neon and it was lowered shit like that, but i dont know about performance. I felt like it so i said wat the hell and passed him then he paces me then b4 we race we notice a red light we both stop next to each other and light turns green we go we raced up to about 50 mph and he stopped cuz i was a good car length ahead. Then he decides to be a sore loser and wait for my to get back to the speed limit and he floors it to pass me. He doin about 10-15 more than me and i floor it when he's at my back bumper. He caught up and we got side by side then i pulled away leaving him with no chance. I laughed for a min. or so cuz looking at his lowered neon painted truck just looking like it came off pimp my ride, that was behind my silver mini van.
93rollaracer
12-09-2005, 04:51 PM
Errrmmmm...congrats?
Ace$nyper
12-09-2005, 04:55 PM
said story sucks
devster18
12-09-2005, 05:05 PM
Weaksauce. Not only is it made up, but you lied about driving a gay car.
clawhammer
12-09-2005, 05:26 PM
You fail at life.
86 TWIN BIRD
12-09-2005, 08:00 PM
hmmm wats all ur ricers problems with mini vans. Also how is the story made up i was there it happened thats all i need. The cars not gay either i like the dvd player in the back+fold down back seats+ girls= nice ... so nothing is wrong with it
Ace$nyper
12-09-2005, 08:46 PM
hmmm wats all ur ricers problems with mini vans. Also how is the story made up i was there it happened thats all i need. The cars not gay either i like the dvd player in the back+fold down back seats+ girls= nice ... so nothing is wrong with it
Yea you got me.
both my cars are deep 13s maybe faster.
One pulls over 1G on skid,and has seen hours upon hours of track time.
and we all know a BONE STOCK Z28 driven with a huge smile like an old man is ricey as hell.
if that mini van was fast enough i'd say wreck it and die but i'll just say take a toaster in the tub.
Yea you got me.
both my cars are deep 13s maybe faster.
One pulls over 1G on skid,and has seen hours upon hours of track time.
and we all know a BONE STOCK Z28 driven with a huge smile like an old man is ricey as hell.
if that mini van was fast enough i'd say wreck it and die but i'll just say take a toaster in the tub.
86 TWIN BIRD
12-09-2005, 08:49 PM
hmmm where do u live how about putting ur z28 up against my gta trans am 383 stroker? if that isnt enought to shut u the hell up then drive however far u gotta go to get burned i'll be waiting
Ace$nyper
12-09-2005, 08:58 PM
hmmm where do u live how about putting ur z28 up against my gta trans am 383 stroker? if that isnt enought to shut u the hell up then drive however far u gotta go to get burned i'll be waiting
Yea I'm really going to drive out spending my gas money to meet some 13 year old who doesn't have a car.
I'd be more then happy to race your Hotwheels I'll even do a nice burn out on it and watch you gag on tire smoke.
Get real and by get real I mean die.
Yea I'm really going to drive out spending my gas money to meet some 13 year old who doesn't have a car.
I'd be more then happy to race your Hotwheels I'll even do a nice burn out on it and watch you gag on tire smoke.
Get real and by get real I mean die.
-The Stig-
12-09-2005, 08:59 PM
Keep it clean people.
Ace$nyper
12-09-2005, 09:01 PM
Keep it clean people.
I showered today what more can you ask of me :crying:
I showered today what more can you ask of me :crying:
Dustin_S
12-09-2005, 09:05 PM
....the back+fold down back seats+ girls= nice....
People with grammar, spelling, and sentence structure like yours should not reproduce.
People with grammar, spelling, and sentence structure like yours should not reproduce.
drftk1d
12-09-2005, 09:06 PM
ace at his finest
haha
haha
86 TWIN BIRD
12-09-2005, 10:43 PM
hmm im 13 yrs old now lol thats a 1st i've heard. i happen to be 16 just got my 1`st car, wat happens to be a car capable of kicking ur z28's ass. well wat ever u wanna talk crap then back out suit urself..
Dustin_S
12-09-2005, 11:02 PM
Welcome to AF. Please conduct yourself in a mature and reasonable manner. You will be treated exactly like how you act. if you act like an immature idiot, you will be treated like an immature idiot. If you make valid points and positively contribute to the community, you will be treated with respect.
And to think I clicked into this topic from that "most recent threads" box on the left of the mainpage. I didn't even know what forum this was in until I tracked it down....
And to think I clicked into this topic from that "most recent threads" box on the left of the mainpage. I didn't even know what forum this was in until I tracked it down....
Ace$nyper
12-09-2005, 11:28 PM
hmm im 13 yrs old now lol thats a 1st i've heard. i happen to be 16 just got my 1`st car, wat happens to be a car capable of kicking ur z28's ass. well wat ever u wanna talk crap then back out suit urself..
Let me forgive your over 15 typos, and just put this cute fact out for you.
You admit to being 16, I will bet you my cars life savings and my last name it is not your car.
I give a cookie to who gets where I'm going with this :naughty:
BTW kiddo I always win. Always.
Let me forgive your over 15 typos, and just put this cute fact out for you.
You admit to being 16, I will bet you my cars life savings and my last name it is not your car.
I give a cookie to who gets where I'm going with this :naughty:
BTW kiddo I always win. Always.
rice(er)
12-09-2005, 11:34 PM
Me and my girlfriend r driving my moms mini van (dodge caravan 2005) up to work cuz my dad was out with my trans am. So im just goin along and a Toyata Tocoma passes me and he had visual mods like neon and it was lowered shit like that, but i dont know about performance. I felt like it so i said wat the hell and passed him then he paces me then b4 we race we notice a red light we both stop next to each other and light turns green we go we raced up to about 50 mph and he stopped cuz i was a good car length ahead. Then he decides to be a sore loser and wait for my to get back to the speed limit and he floors it to pass me. He doin about 10-15 more than me and i floor it when he's at my back bumper. He caught up and we got side by side then i pulled away leaving him with no chance. I laughed for a min. or so cuz looking at his lowered neon painted truck just looking like it came off pimp my ride, that was behind my silver mini van.
when i was driving my mom's camry like when i was 17-18, i knew my intentions, even if i did saw a riced out car i wouldn't bother because it was my MOM'S CAMRY. No offence but you're driving your mom's minivan..........what are trying to do? impress your gf?
street racing is no kid's play, keep thinking that way and you'll end up 6 ft. deep, r.i.p i'll pray for ya
when i was driving my mom's camry like when i was 17-18, i knew my intentions, even if i did saw a riced out car i wouldn't bother because it was my MOM'S CAMRY. No offence but you're driving your mom's minivan..........what are trying to do? impress your gf?
street racing is no kid's play, keep thinking that way and you'll end up 6 ft. deep, r.i.p i'll pray for ya
Ace$nyper
12-09-2005, 11:38 PM
when i was driving my mom's camry like when i was 17-18, i knew my intentions, even if i did saw a riced out car i wouldn't bother because it was my MOM'S CAMRY. No offence but you're driving your mom's minivan..........what are trying to do? impress your gf?
street racing is no kid's play, keep doing thinking that way and you'll end up 6 ft. deep, r.i.p i'll pray for ya
Your getting smarter by the post.
street racing is no kid's play, keep doing thinking that way and you'll end up 6 ft. deep, r.i.p i'll pray for ya
Your getting smarter by the post.
honda_racing101
12-09-2005, 11:43 PM
Wow, just wow. Your defanetly going to impress the woman by racing in your mother's mini-van. Ace owns you so go get hit by a truck.
clawhammer
12-09-2005, 11:49 PM
Let's see pictures of that car with you holding up a sign saying "fuck you AF", and then we'll beleive you.
Until that happens, do not post.
Until that happens, do not post.
Ace$nyper
12-10-2005, 12:04 AM
Wow, just wow. Your defanetly going to impress the woman by racing in your mother's mini-van. Ace owns you so go get hit by a truck.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH sigging that last part.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH sigging that last part.
honda_racing101
12-10-2005, 12:10 AM
It's all yours ace.
Ace$nyper
12-10-2005, 12:12 AM
ty kindly sir :)
Vtec95Civic
12-10-2005, 12:26 AM
Trans Am? Your profile says you have a firebird.
I would be really sad if someone who owned a trans am confused it with a firebird.
Better go change it now to keep up the illusion.
Kids are so funny.
I would be really sad if someone who owned a trans am confused it with a firebird.
Better go change it now to keep up the illusion.
Kids are so funny.
eps
12-10-2005, 01:06 AM
People with grammar, spelling, and sentence structure like yours should not reproduce.
Like Ace? We don’t need anymore people with terrible "jokes" that you can’t even understand half the time.
Like Ace? We don’t need anymore people with terrible "jokes" that you can’t even understand half the time.
TheStang00
12-10-2005, 01:28 AM
Your getting smarter by the post.
:iagree:
if ur daddy really does let you drive around a RWD car with a 383 stroker when ur 16 then hes mentally retarded. you are going to kill yourself, good luck.
:iagree:
if ur daddy really does let you drive around a RWD car with a 383 stroker when ur 16 then hes mentally retarded. you are going to kill yourself, good luck.
CassiesMan
12-10-2005, 01:40 AM
Me and my girlfriend r driving my moms mini van (dodge caravan 2005) up to work cuz my dad was out with my trans am. So im just goin along and a Toyata Tocoma passes me and he had visual mods like neon and it was lowered shit like that, but i dont know about performance. I felt like it so i said wat the hell and passed him then he paces me then b4 we race we notice a red light we both stop next to each other and light turns green we go we raced up to about 50 mph and he stopped cuz i was a good car length ahead. Then he decides to be a sore loser and wait for my to get back to the speed limit and he floors it to pass me. He doin about 10-15 more than me and i floor it when he's at my back bumper. He caught up and we got side by side then i pulled away leaving him with no chance. I laughed for a min. or so cuz looking at his lowered neon painted truck just looking like it came off pimp my ride, that was behind my silver mini van.
I pray to God that you will soon remove yourself from the gene pool...or that you get AIDs from your slut of a woman whose so desperate she needs to suck start a 16 year old in mini van...I bet the Trans Am (if you really do have it, but I really doubt that and think your full of shit) belongs to your dad, and everytime you look at it, he slaps you and says no, and then pushes your nose into the pee on the carpet.
Go suck on the barrel of a 12ga and kill yourself.
I pray to God that you will soon remove yourself from the gene pool...or that you get AIDs from your slut of a woman whose so desperate she needs to suck start a 16 year old in mini van...I bet the Trans Am (if you really do have it, but I really doubt that and think your full of shit) belongs to your dad, and everytime you look at it, he slaps you and says no, and then pushes your nose into the pee on the carpet.
Go suck on the barrel of a 12ga and kill yourself.
TheQuietThings
12-10-2005, 01:47 AM
jeez, no respect for your parents...
if i was driving anyones car besides my own, i sure as hell would not be racing it.
if i was driving anyones car besides my own, i sure as hell would not be racing it.
TheStang00
12-10-2005, 02:27 AM
I pray to God that you will soon remove yourself from the gene pool...or that you get AIDs from your slut of a woman whose so desperate she needs to suck start a 16 year old in mini van...I bet the Trans Am (if you really do have it, but I really doubt that and think your full of shit) belongs to your dad, and everytime you look at it, he slaps you and says no, and then pushes your nose into the pee on the carpet.
Go suck on the barrel of a 12ga and kill yourself.
:lol: my god you have to be the most harsh person...
Go suck on the barrel of a 12ga and kill yourself.
:lol: my god you have to be the most harsh person...
devster18
12-10-2005, 12:57 PM
Yeah apparently i'm a ricer with a 2jz sc300 but him posting a kill story involving a van is cool.
CassiesMan
12-10-2005, 01:03 PM
:lol: my god you have to be the most harsh person...
Im not a mean person, I just have a VERY low tollerance for stupidity...and this guy is full of it. The less stupid people in the world...the better
Im not a mean person, I just have a VERY low tollerance for stupidity...and this guy is full of it. The less stupid people in the world...the better
clawhammer
12-10-2005, 01:45 PM
Looks like mission accomplished. We scared away the idiot. Good job Cassie and Ace :thumbsup:
dxasaurus
12-10-2005, 03:36 PM
hmm im 13 yrs old now lol thats a 1st i've heard. i happen to be 16 just got my 1`st car, wat happens to be a car capable of kicking ur z28's ass. well wat ever u wanna talk crap then back out suit urself..
I don't know what sick society you came from, but in ours, z28 can nevar lose.
I don't know what sick society you came from, but in ours, z28 can nevar lose.
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