How to destroy a cylinder

I need to fuck up one cylinder on my car so it will only run on 3 cylinders. What can I do to accomplish this? (i dont want to fuck up the entire engine, just 1 cylinder. Dont ask why I need to do this, PLEASE, just give me some answers. Should I use a taller spark plug....etc?..looking for the easiest way to do this and please dont respond with "unplug the spark plug wire or put in a faulty one" cause this is not enough. I need one cylinder to be fucked up.

Advice is greatly appreciated.

You are a jackass. That is all.

i posted on your other identical thread.

i still want to know why.

i had another idea .......

take out the sparkplug and run a punch down the sparkplug hole and beat on it untill you knock a hole through the piston top.

i still want to know why and wether or not you want the sabotage to be reversable.

BTW- i don't approve of wanton vehicle destruction . . . even if it is a honda. what you are about to do is just wasteful.

fill the cylinder up with some water and start the engine.

no... thats too easy....fill it full of metal filings and unplug the MAF sensor

Put a handful of rocks in the cylinder

Nails might work

try putting some sort of industrial caulking in the cylinder...



By the way, you are dumb as hell if you try any of these...