anybody,,, help,,,chess!!!

Ok heres tha deal, I feel like a major retard, I need to learn to play chess in like 5 hours, I read tha instructions on it on tha net. But I still dont get it....Is there a site where I can Play tha game...I tried yahoo games, but I cant use it for some reason.....Help.....Ok now you guys can go ahead and laugh at me........

I think www.miniclip.com has a chess game.

thanks Josh, you saved my ass, I hope......lol

I thought the title said "anybody,,,help,,,chest!!!

I was lookin' forward to bewbies.

lmao...my bad.

sorry Jet, not today...lol....

why the sudden need to learn chess, karma?

I have a few hours to learn. Me and hubby are playin tonight and a big bet is at stake between us two. I cant loose....I really cant......But I think I will....I am so dead......

sorry Jet, not today...lol....
doh!


what's the stakes?

EDIT-NEVER give yourself only one line of attack, it almost always means death. ALWAYS have at least 2, 3 if possible. The more the better. Also, try to make two completely different pieces work together to confuse your opponent whilst also moving a somewhat powerful piece into position.

I rarely lose chess.

man thanks I have no clue what you just said. I dont know how to play at all. Never played a day in my life. I dont get it..How do I know if I have an attack???? How do i get one.??? And for some reason online games aint working on this darn computer....

Damn dude.. you dont live that far from me, I could go and show you how to play Chess but dont have the gas money to get there and back. :lol:

lol,,, oh thats real smart, I can see it now, my husband comes home to see another man that I met on tha net in our living room. He pulles me in tha back room and asks me who tha hell you are and what tha hell are you doin here. My excuse would be, He is showing me how to play chess... lol, thats too funny... Where do you live????

Well im sure your husband wont think much because im only 16. I live in Fort Worth, Richland Hills to be exact.

Ft Worth, oh gosh, Thats like 3 hours from me. Hell of a drive...lol, I dont like Dallas traffic......


Bot, I am screwed. Vinny thanks for tha post. But it is still confusing. But I am trying......At least this one has pictures. I remember pictures better than just words.....

Like I said.. I would but dont really got the gas for that. :lol: where do you live again?

Chess is all about checkmating the others' king. By "attack" I mean your path(s) and strategy. Chess is ALL about strategy.

I have a few hours to learn. Me and hubby are playin tonight and a big bet is at stake between us two. I cant loose....I really cant......But I think I will....I am so dead......
you bet on a game that you don't know how to play? :screwy: does he know how to play? if not, just make up rules as you go.

yes he does....we made tha bet last night...after a few bacardi and cokes. I was not in my right mind...lol...

baccardi and cokes, hmm? yeah, that'd do it to ya. you know what? maybe a few baccardi and cokes might move you along better in the game... i mean, worst comes to worst, you don't know shit abot chess by gametime, might as well have some fun, hmm?

karmacae, if you're married to him doesn't he know that you have never played before?

Also, please, it's "the", not "tha"...

so it has definitly been 5 hours since this thread started........

how did the game turn out?

did he own you as predicted?

was it atleast fun?

Also, please, it's "the", not "tha"...
She knows how to spell, she can use whatever spelling she chooses.

You don't see me picking on your grammar or sentence structure, do you?

Karma, how'd it turn out???

I can get someone in check mate in 4 or 5 moves

I can get someone in check mate in 4 or 5 moves


4 if they are a newb.

so it has definitly been 5 hours since this thread started........

how did the game turn out?

did he own you as predicted?

was it atleast fun?

yeah, don't leave us in the dark! did u atleast take my advise on more baccardi and coke? :cwm27:

I can get someone in check mate in 4 or 5 moves
right....... :disappoin

right....... :disappoin

If they're good enough then yeah, it can happen.

Not if the other person has the slightest idea of how to play.

She knows how to spell, she can use whatever spelling she chooses.

You don't see me picking on your grammar or sentence structure, do you?

Karma, how'd it turn out???


I guess if you want, go ahead and pick on my grammar/sentence structure. I just find it hard to read, I'm sure many others do too.

I'm wondering how the game went.

I can get someone in check mate in 4 or 5 moves

I think everyone and their mother can do that if their opponent is brand new to the game. If they have any idea how to play your gonna get stonewalled on your 4 move checkmate

anyone wanna play a game on yahoo im me

Is there some website that tells you how to do the checkmate in 4 or 5 moves? I played a little, and know the rules, but I just don't know how to do that.

It's called the Fool's Mate. Look it up, it's really common...but you can defend against it by moving just one peice, so it's easily broken. I prefer the King's side knight for my opener.

Well, hubby was late gettin home from work thursday, so I had my little brother bring his game board over for practice. He is a chess fanatic...Tha game lasted like an hour and a half between us. Needless to say he whooped my ass... lol... Me and my little sister played after that. ( she loves chess also ) I beat her....yeah!!!!!!Then hubby walked in as I got her king in check mate...I was so proud of my self...Hubby thaught it was funny that I learned to play in a day. But I aint perfect. I kinda like tha game now. I am addicted....lol....I know, I am a nerd!!!! Any who, my and hubbys game went well, but it was hard for me to focus with my kids running aroung screaming and banging on tha walls, so he got me. But we agreed that game dosent count cuz all tha noise....So we will go again prob tomarrow after tha kids are down in bed....I am really proud of myself.......Lol....thanks for tha sites with tha rules....they really helped me out.

Thats cool, atleast you learned how to play. Keep practicing and you should also play on some sites.

lots of board/card games are pretty addicting. My girlfriend and I play Uno all the time. We have a dry erase board where we keep track of our running scores and total games won( first to 500 points) So far we have played about 60 games. They can take awhile to actually get to 500 pts too. But its great fun.

Im currently dominating 38-23 and about 5k ahead in points.

You'll now find yourself wanting to play chess every chance you can. Or whenever your bored.

right....... :disappoin
If they dont know how to block it it is possible. You move the pon in gront of the king up two move the queen horizontal next to the pon you moved and then move the biship out and take the queen stait up to the pon horizontal to the enemies king and your biship is protecting the queen, and the only peice that can take the queen is the king, Check mate biotch..... I got a doc friend of mine with it because he was not paying attentions. I was playing the dumb EMT on that one...lol He wanted a rematch and i beat him again....lol

I think everyone and their mother can do that if their opponent is brand new to the game. If they have any idea how to play your gonna get stonewalled on your 4 move checkmate

Yeah but still fun to use, gets some good peices out in play.

I will have to learn that one

wtf is a scorpion doing on your face? -off topic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool%27s_Mate

And

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholar%27s_Mate