The Voice of the City

Well my friend showed me one of these and I thought they were hilarious. So it is my civic duty to share them with AF. From www.overheardinnewyork.com

Girl #1: Man, I really want some cigarettes, but I don't have any cash.
Girl #2: Sorry, I don't have any cash either.
Girl #1: Look, I found a 20! God like totally wants me to smoke.

--Broadway & Prince

Guy #1: I told you I wanted a pineapple.
Guy #2: It's November.
Guy #1: And?
Hobo: Pineapple and coconuts are made from computers. And you can tell!

--77th & 1st

Girl #1: What's with the people yelling?
Girl #2: It's a protest about something.
Girl #1: What are they protesting?
Girl #2: I don't know, the Bubonic Plague?

--Washington Square SE

White chick: Oh, I've been meaning to ask you...how do you say "hello" in Korean?
Asian chick: I don't know; I'm Chinese, bitch!

--Starbucks, 44th & Broadway

Girl #1: Excuse me! Sir!...Why is the water level so low?
Girl #2: Yeah, are they like draining the Hudson River for the winter or something? Isn't that like bad for the boats?

--79th Street Boat Basin

Suit #1: Who would win in a fight, a cheetah or a chimpanzee?
Suit #2: Definitely the cheetah.
Suit #1: But what if the chimpanzee kicked the cheetah in the balls?

--34th & Madison

Teen girl #1: What is the Bronx short for?
Teen girl #2: It's not short for anything, it's just the Bronx.
Teen girl #1: Oh, I thought it was short for Brooklyn.
Teen girl #2: Wow.

--6 train

Trainer guy #1: How do you say "sixty-nining" in Chinese?
Trainee lady: I don't know...How do you say it in Trinidadian?
Trainer guy #2: There is no language called Trinidadian. They speak English. It was a British colony.
Trainee lady: What happened?

--New York Health & Racquet Club, Whitehall Street

Tween girl #1: Oh my god, is it wrong that I want him inside me?
Tween girl #2: Uh, yeah, especially since you're like 13 and a virgin.
Tween girl #1: Oh my god, shut up! I don't want all these New Yorkers to know I'm a virgin!

--50th & 6th

Hobo: Can anyone spare $100? I'm trying to get to Hawaii.

A man hands him a dollar bill.

Hobo: Can any one spare $99? I'm trying to get to Hawaii.

--12th & 7th

Girl #1: ...so he'd just sit in the back of the room jerking off and nobody could say anything because he was special.
Girl #2: Let me get this straight: he couldn't control his motorized wheelchair but he could beat off?
Girl #1: Where there's a will there's a way.

--Tisch School of the Arts, Broadway & Waverly

Guy #1: Yo, them pants is hot, where'd you get 'em?
Guy #2: Muthafuckin' eBay, nigga!

--7th & Bleecker

Guy #1: You talk about cock more than girls I know who suck it every weekend.
Guy #2: Um, are you insinuating that I'm gay?
Guy #1: I don't need to insinuwait anything.
Guy #3: You're both gay.
Guy #1: Suck my cock, bitch.

--79th & Amsterdam

Drunk guy: Let me ask you something...What are the chances that you'll let me take you home and blow you?
Sober guy: Not very likely.
Drunk guy: See, it's just that my girlfriend is out of town and I really want to suck you off.
Sober guy: Um. No.

Hobo: What's the best in the nation? Hey you, what's the best in the nation?
Guy: The best what?
Hobo: In the nation. What's the best in the nation?
Girl #1: The best what in the nation?
Hobo: You know, like country.
Girl #1: Oh, you mean what's the best country?
Hobo: Yeah. Nation.
Girl #1: The United States!
Hobo: Wrong!
Girl #2: Red Sox nation!
Hobo: Wrong!
Guy: Nigeria?
Hobo: Wrong! The best in the nation...the best nation is a donation! Gimme a nickel.
--2nd Avenue & 7th Street

Drunk girl #1: Oh my god, you have camel toe!
Drunk girl #2: Why are you looking at my pussy?

--2nd Avenue between 7th & St Marks

I love NYC! No place like Home!

I can't wait to go back for a good visit then move there in some years. w00t! greatest place ever!

But still,you'll hearin some of the oddest things all over.

I can't wait to go back for a good visit then move there in some years. w00t! greatest place ever!

But still,you'll hearin some of the oddest things all over.

yup, met a guy with a dead parrot taped to his shoulder by Herald Square. most likely a hobo. was preaching... well... rapping the coming of the apocalypse. :screwy:

:lol: These were great. Emailed the website to people.

I see funky people. They're everywhere.

Those are good.

Here's something that happened to me on the way to work this morning. and it has nothing to do with your thread.

I ride the bus during the winter so I don't have to drive in all the snow and ice. As I'm walking to the bus stop, I'm probably 30 feet from it, I slip on some ice and fall. An older lady sees me fall, and when I get to the bus stop, she asks me if I'm alright.

"Yeah, it's a bit slippery back there" is my reply.

Some retard (actual retard, not just an idiot) gives me this look and says "Maybe that's because there's ice everywhere!" all sarcastic like.

Can't believe there's a retard who thinks I'm an idiot... :grinno:

Those were hilarious!! "I'm Chinese, bitch!!" :lol::lol::lol:

LOL. I live near NYC and I freakin hate the place no desire to go do anything in the city.

those are awesome

--New York Health & Racquet Club, Whitehall Street

Tween girl #1: Oh my god, is it wrong that I want him inside me?
Tween girl #2: Uh, yeah, especially since you're like 13 and a virgin.
Tween girl #1: Oh my god, shut up! I don't want all these New Yorkers to know I'm a virgin!


--12th & 7th

Girl #1: ...so he'd just sit in the back of the room jerking off and nobody could say anything because he was special.
Girl #2: Let me get this straight: he couldn't control his motorized wheelchair but he could beat off?
Girl #1: Where there's a will there's a way.

--Tisch School of the Arts, Broadway & Waverly

Guy #1: Yo, them pants is hot, where'd you get 'em?
Guy #2: Muthafuckin' eBay, nigga!

--79th & Amsterdam

Drunk guy: Let me ask you something...What are the chances that you'll let me take you home and blow you?
Sober guy: Not very likely.
Drunk guy: See, it's just that my girlfriend is out of town and I really want to suck you off.
Sober guy: Um. No.

Hobo: What's the best in the nation? Hey you, what's the best in the nation?
Guy: The best what?
Hobo: In the nation. What's the best in the nation?
Girl #1: The best what in the nation?
Hobo: You know, like country.
Girl #1: Oh, you mean what's the best country?
Hobo: Yeah. Nation.
Girl #1: The United States!
Hobo: Wrong!
Girl #2: Red Sox nation!
Hobo: Wrong!
Guy: Nigeria?
Hobo: Wrong! The best in the nation...the best nation is a donation! Gimme a nickel.
--2nd Avenue & 7th Street

Drunk girl #1: Oh my god, you have camel toe!
Drunk girl #2: Why are you looking at my pussy?

--2nd Avenue between 7th & St Marks

:lol2: :lol: :rofl: my favourite is the ebay one.

I like the donation one best