Okay, so I may have lied...

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen
long.

One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

And when I spend his cash,
He not be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind And knows what to answer to
"how big is my behind?"

I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

thats too funny....lol......



YOU LIER,LIER,LIER......

:rofl: Sounds about right. You fucking better not leave Tonio...nobody has taken your trophy yet.

:rofl: Sounds about right. You fucking better not leave Tonio...nobody has taken your trophy yet.

I tried to fill in while you were away, but I got fired !!!!!

Goes to show that you can never be replaced, tonio !!!

:rofl: That's really funny.

:lol:
LOL!

hehe










*spreads the truth*

you are so wrong Damien...lol..

When your sick come to AF to get some much needed laughs

mmm, yeah, just about sums it up...:thumbsup:

Thanks Tonio! :lol:

Very nice.

:lol2:

LOL. Finally some humor. Last two days have been very hectic and grey.

Short, sweet and yet very true.

lol, i knew you couldnt stay away.

Very true, very true... That was great tonio :lol2: