For the elder AFer
speediva
06-01-2002, 11:52 PM
(I ran a search, so if this is a repeat, blame the search function)
The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, an the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm "older" (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
1) I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2) My wild oats have turned into prunes and AllBran.
3) I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4) Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5) All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
6) If all is not lost, where is it?
7) It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8) Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9) I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
10) Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11) Accidents in the back seat cause... kids.
12) It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13) Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
14) If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
15) When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
16) Much time is wasted on the hereafter... I go somewhere and wonder what I'm here after.
17) It's not hard to meet expenses...... they're everywhere.
Sounds like a senior moment. Are you getting those yet? I can't believe how challenging it is getting older. I know, it's all in your mind. That's what I'm afraid of!
I just took this off my mom to show everyone ;) :right:
The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, an the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm "older" (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
1) I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2) My wild oats have turned into prunes and AllBran.
3) I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4) Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5) All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
6) If all is not lost, where is it?
7) It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8) Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9) I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
10) Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11) Accidents in the back seat cause... kids.
12) It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13) Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
14) If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
15) When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
16) Much time is wasted on the hereafter... I go somewhere and wonder what I'm here after.
17) It's not hard to meet expenses...... they're everywhere.
Sounds like a senior moment. Are you getting those yet? I can't believe how challenging it is getting older. I know, it's all in your mind. That's what I'm afraid of!
I just took this off my mom to show everyone ;) :right:
YogsVR4
06-02-2002, 01:16 AM
Well I'm an older AFer. At least you weren't doing this for an older MFer.
taranaki
06-02-2002, 01:42 AM
I think I may have seen this before...........can't remember for sure..........guess I am getting old:bloated:
DVSNCYNIKL
06-02-2002, 10:15 AM
JD@af
06-02-2002, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/corky/smilies26.gifAhhh, age!http://www.unique-hardware.co.uk/server-smilies/otn/other/19.gif Indeed. 25 and I seem to have the inside track on a few of these already :silly2:
Good shit, Tangie! :ylsuper
http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/corky/smilies26.gifAhhh, age!http://www.unique-hardware.co.uk/server-smilies/otn/other/19.gif Indeed. 25 and I seem to have the inside track on a few of these already :silly2:
Good shit, Tangie! :ylsuper
Gonthrax
06-02-2002, 04:35 PM
I must happely profess that I know nothing of these things, but am looking forward to finding out all about them, aswell as a few baseball bats to the kneecaps from the older AFers who I've just verbaly slapped in the face ;)
Feal the love, I'm the next generation, don't kill off the world's next hope:p
Feal the love, I'm the next generation, don't kill off the world's next hope:p
primera man
06-03-2002, 10:32 AM
:rolleyes: ..i hit the "post reply" button...but cant remember what i was going to say now :bloated: :bloated:
primera man
06-03-2002, 10:36 AM
:rolleyes: ..i hit the "post reply" button...but cant remember what i was going to say now :bloated: :bloated:
Bloody age :( :(
Bloody age :( :(
DVSNCYNIKL
06-03-2002, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by primera man
:rolleyes: ..i hit the "post reply" button...but cant remember what i was going to say now :bloated: :bloated:
Bloody age :( :(
The boy is repeating himself, how disturbing.:(
:rolleyes: ..i hit the "post reply" button...but cant remember what i was going to say now :bloated: :bloated:
Bloody age :( :(
The boy is repeating himself, how disturbing.:(
primera man
06-03-2002, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
The boy is repeating himself, how disturbing.:(
:eek: ..I CANT EVEN REMEMBER POSTING THAT TWICE :bloated: :bloated:
The boy is repeating himself, how disturbing.:(
:eek: ..I CANT EVEN REMEMBER POSTING THAT TWICE :bloated: :bloated:
DVSNCYNIKL
06-03-2002, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by primera man
:eek: ..I CANT EVEN REMEMBER POSTING THAT TWICE :bloated: :bloated:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid12/p3596037ac7068b9ebc4295124459e555/fe1dc1ee.gif :(
:D :D :D
:eek: ..I CANT EVEN REMEMBER POSTING THAT TWICE :bloated: :bloated:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid12/p3596037ac7068b9ebc4295124459e555/fe1dc1ee.gif :(
:D :D :D
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