The penis wants a raise

I think this ia an acceptable post ... but mods, if it is, I apologize and please delete it !!!

I found it quite funny !!!!

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The penis wants a raise:
Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do hard physical labor.

2. I work at great depths.

3. I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

4. I do not get weekends or holidays off.

5. I work in a damp environment.

6. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

7. I work in high temperatures.

Sincerely,
The Penis


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work eight hours straight.

2. You require long breaks after brief work periods.

3. You do not always respect the ideas of the working team.

4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
browsing other work locations.

5. You do not take initiative.

6. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start
working.

7. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

8. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing.

9. You will retire well before you are 65.

10. You are unable to work double shifts.

11. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not enough,

12. You are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

HAHAHAHAHA

That's awesome!

This post reminds me of Rodney Carrington. :lol2:

old, but that doesnt' matter, always a good read...

sweet

Damn that penis.....always around that asshole in waste management....

Damn that penis.....always around that asshole in waste management....

:rofl: That was as good as the first post.

Thank you, I'll be here all night. And the next night. And the next night. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next....you get the idea. Feel free to sig it if anyone cares enough

This post reminds me of Rodney Carrington. :lol2:here ya go Texas, i'm sure everyone else will envoy this too.... Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.

Thank you, I'll be here all night. And the next night. And the next night. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next....you get the idea. Feel free to sig it if anyone cares enough

I would but right now my sig is only good enough for my picture in there.

Lmfao.

funny :-) i only knew it in german :D

i strongly remember Tenacious D doing a song that sounded like almost exactly like that

that was great
:lol2: :lol: :rofl:

lol those are funny

hahah good stuff

It would be cool if my penis would make me money, but then I'd have to pay tax on it...

It would be cool if my penis would make me money, but then I'd have to pay tax on it... hahaha, and i'd also like to file on behalf of my penis....... no no, the LONG form

I just fired mine...
I swear...my penis always gets into a buncha' shit

I just fired mine...
I swear...my penis always gets into a buncha' shit
Uh.. what are you trying to say here? :lol:

This whole damn thread is hilarious

Uh.. what are you trying to say here? :lol:

This whole damn thread is hilarious

I can make penis and butt sex jokes all day long...