Questions for the fellow men here.

You're in the public restroom, you've found your spot, you pull it out, do your thang (urinating you sick fuck), and the guys next to you starts talking... omgwtf?!?1?

Do you talk back? Ignore him? Or tell him to fuck off?

This sparked in my head after an add for Scrubs where the Doc is pissing, and Zach walks in starts talking to him and the Doc says "Oh, would you like me to get you a beer? This is a mens room for god's sake".

Thoughts?

Eh.. talk back then hurry up and get the F outta there! If the guy is talking to you in the restroom, then he doesnt know the rules.

When it's someone I don't know I ignore them, if it's someone I do know I tell them to fuck off unless they say something interesting.

Start describing your schlong, and they'll get the idea (give them some of they're own annoying medicine type thing)..... or they'll be interested. Either way it'll be an entertaining bathroom break.

I'd just ignore them and get out of there, or do something stupid like freak out and pretend you're pissing out blood or something lol. It shut them up last time someone was talking to me in the washroom, but that was a while back.

I really don't care either way unless the guy is being sexual. I know my dick's bigger than his so why should I care??? :sunglasse

Just tell them you have AIDS. They tend to shut up after that.

One could turn towards him as one normally would in a conversation, yet continue urinating...

Can't say it's ever happened to me, so I'm not sure what I'd do. I try to avoid public washrooms altogether.

Having said that, though, I do vaguely recall singing while urinating in a bar bathroom once, but I'd had 4 pitchers of beer in the past few hours, so my inhibitions were inhibited.

I personally never speak while using the urinal, and don't really like it when others spark up a conversation. But at a bar it's usually inevitable when everyones buzzed.

What I hate more is when urinal etiquette isn't followed. Meaning, always leave an open spot between you and the other pisser.

I ignore them.

What I hate more is when urinal etiquette isn't followed. Meaning, always leave an open spot between you and the other pisser.
like those communal urinals that are like 8ft long?...... theres 5ft ov empty space, but you come next to me???

I usually reply with, "I'm holding my dick taking a piss. The only thing I want to do right now is take a piss or jerk off, not talk."

They usually shutup.

If he's lookin at the wall in front of him, who cares as long as it ain't sexual.

I really don't care either way unless the guy is being sexual. I know my dick's bigger than his so why should I care??? :sunglasse


exactly lol

Who gives a shit if somebody talks to you... its just like standing on the street and somebody starts talking to you, are you gunna ignore them? As long as they aint looking at your equipment or hitting on you. I dont see how its any different


Unless your scared your gunna get homosexual feelings cause your holding your dick while talking to another man lol

Ah, happens in my high school all the time.
"How's it goin?"
"Dude, I'm in the middle of letting pee drain from my dick, leave me alone."

Or I love it when someone tries to remind me to wash my hands. I was in Walmart, taking a piss and some old dude walks up to the next stall and starts pissing. I finish up and walk out..."Hey, young man ,where I'm from we always wash our hands."

"Hey old dude, where I'm from we dont piss on our hands..."

tell him to fuck off, you dont talk to other guys in the restroom

i've got no problem with it except in those long 5 person urinals, that way i'm a little freakd out

i've got no problem with it except in those long 5 person urinals, that way i'm a little freakd out

I hate those things.. really makes you feel uncomfortable unless they got like some kind of design or the water is running from 5 different places into the drain hole so that it looks like a water musical that you're taking part in.

I put up with it as far as "how you doing", "im good". Thats all thats needed for bathroom convo.

Or I love it when someone tries to remind me to wash my hands. I was in Walmart, taking a piss and some old dude walks up to the next stall and starts pissing. I finish up and walk out..."Hey, young man ,where I'm from we always wash our hands."

"Hey old dude, where I'm from we dont piss on our hands..."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that's some funny shit

...thats three quotable comments... I'm on fire today!

...thats three quotable comments... I'm on fire today!

Oi!

Do you mind? Im trying to piss here...

Oi!

Do you mind? Im trying to piss here...

Wow so you have a nice urinal setup infront of where you sit at by your computer? Thats amazing. :lol:

Wow so you have a nice urinal setup infront of where you sit at by your computer? Thats amazing. :lol:
that would be awesome, never have to leave af

The worst is probably when your taking a poop and someone in the next stall comes running into the restroom. Into the stall next to you and just lets out a BOMB!!! Then after that he thinks it's ok to talk. All this time you are terying to hold your breath because you can't stand your own crap, then when someone else drops a shit splatter, it makes it 100 times worse. While trying to hold your breath you try not to laugh.

I know most guys when they are pooping ina public place, and someone comes in next to you and shits loudly, while you are, most of the time, trying to do it quietly, you start to smirk and want to laugh out loud.

Oh by the way the first paragraph has happened to me. It was so wrong.

hehe these are great..

This happened at work tonight (it's 4:30am just got home), I had to pee so I ran into the rest room (about 2:30ish) and the assistant General Manager was in there at the 5ft long pee thing, I was kinda nervous, I could hear his radio going off (security radio) and he started laughing, I was like "wtf mate". Then I thought, "Why does this situation remind me of something I've read", then I log onto AF and here it is, I actually made a thread about it and forgot... Woah I'm good. *hits head*

HAHA it happens all the time to me at school, ill just nod my head and be done with it, because if they keep talking ill get pissed off and tell em to fuck off

It depends on the situation. At the truck stops they usually carry on breif and basic conversation. But if it is at school or any other place I rather piss in peace.

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

This reminds me of that one episode on the Man Show. He holds out his hand to shake theirs, introducing himself, and pointing at midgets and saying how small their dicks are.

Who gives a shit if somebody talks to you... its just like standing on the street and somebody starts talking to you, are you gunna ignore them? As long as they aint looking at your equipment or hitting on you. I dont see how its any different


Unless your scared your gunna get homosexual feelings cause your holding your dick while talking to another man lolI agree. Some are just insecure of their sexuality and thus fee threaten being talked to in such a private environment. The way I see it is if you are in a regular bathroom where the urinals have a partial partition between you and theother guy, who cares if he starts talking to you, even if you glance at the guy (like you would normally do out in the street when talking to someone) that partition blocks you from seeing the other guys privates. Then again, on the other side of the coin, if someone talks to you while using those European type communal urinal basins that nothing blocks your view, I can see just staring at the wall and avoiding anyone or any talk, those things have no privacy whatsoever.

Ah, happens in my high school all the time.
"How's it goin?"
"Dude, I'm in the middle of letting pee drain from my dick, leave me alone."

Or I love it when someone tries to remind me to wash my hands. I was in Walmart, taking a piss and some old dude walks up to the next stall and starts pissing. I finish up and walk out..."Hey, young man ,where I'm from we always wash our hands."

"Hey old dude, where I'm from we dont piss on our hands..."I usually don't say this to another member, but you dude are an idiot.
Just because you don't get pee on your hands does not indicate that you are germ free or disease free. lets say for instance the dude before you does have some contagious infectious disease that can be transmitted. He goes to pee, does not wash his hands and touches the flush handle. You do the same and touch the very flush handle or even the door knob. Viola, you just got it. Washing your hands is one of the most effective ways to reduce the spread of infectious diseases.
CDC (http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/op/handwashing.htm)

TS out

I haven't washed my hands after pissing since I was potty trained. Still Disease free....I know. I got blood test results back about 2 weeks ago. I always wash after dropping duece.

whats the point of washing your hands if the door handle is still dirty? I'd rather wash my dick after taking a leak, beacuse i know my hands are 1000x dirtier than my hands.

my hands are 1000x dirtier than my hands.

:eek7:

Yeah the door handle is the worst, since everyone that goes in the bathroom ends up touching that, while only 1/(however many toilets) touch each flush handle.

I just feel dirty if I don't wash my hands. Just the way I was raised I guess :dunno:

Was at the work christmas dinner on Saturday going to the toilet after a few drinks. A couple blokes walk in and join me at the urinal. One of them said "Man, good thing that band just finished, maybe they will bring on someone decent..." being pretty tipsy at the time, I broke the code. "Yeah, a bit they are pretty shocking..." I said. "I'm the guitarist" said someone further along the urinal. "But I must say, I don't mind that guitar work" I quickly said.



Opps.



But the band was bad, I must say.

How long of a conversation can you have at the urinal? I don't see any point to it, unless it's just one of those moments where even the stranger next to you at the urinal would feel it's worthy of breaking the code.

But you don't just make any stupid conversation in the bathroom to make it less akward. That just makes it more akward.

Whenever I'm in that situation, it's usually at a pub or club and we're all fucked anyway, so it basically becomes

"how's your night going bro?"
-fucking good aye, yours?
"nah real good aye."
-wicked man, have a good one!

And away you go. Doesn't take that long to piss.


And I find it disgusting when people don't wash their hands. WHY THE FUCK DO BATHROOMS HAVE PULL DOORS WHERE YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THE HANDLE? FUCKS SAKE!

lol, I am so glad I dont have to piss in front of others....If it bothers some of you that much why not use tha stalls....rotfflmfao.......

lol, I am so glad I dont have to piss in front of others....If it bothers some of you that much why not use tha stalls....rotfflmfao.......

Exactly. Seems like some people here aren't exactly secure in their sexuality.

Exactly. Seems like some people here aren't exactly secure in their sexuality.

Why do you say that? I think you guys are kinda strange to burst onto the scene with comments about other peoples sexuality. Why do you need to boost your own right now?

Honestly.... its strange when some asshole you don't even know stands directly next to you along an empty wall of urinals and wants to have a conversation. What kind of lonely pathetic creep is this? Probably the creep at the bar who makes loud obnoxious comments to everyone, because he can't get one person to actually pay attention to him. Then he gets in your face when he talks, like it's really important, then he spits while he talks and has bad breath.

and you guys are defending this loud, obnoxious, news-not-the-weather fellow's sexuality.


THATS weird.

And I find it disgusting when people don't wash their hands. WHY THE FUCK DO BATHROOMS HAVE PULL DOORS WHERE YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THE HANDLE? FUCKS SAKE!

That's why after you dry off your hands you use your paper towel to open the door. No towels? Put your hand in your jacket pocket or shirt bottom as a barrier. It's not as good as using a towel but it's better than touching the handle with your hands. Sometimes without option a or b I will open the door with only a pinky finger. I figure it's better than grabbing the handle with my whole hand.

Rick, I understand the thing with him standing next to you when it's a totally empty wall of urinals. I'm with you on that one.

My comment was directed at the people who seem to have a problem with anyone who talks to them in the bathroom, regardless of where they stand.

(generally, the pubs and clubs I go to only have about 2-3 urinals so I guess that skews my perception a bit)

Hope that clears it up :)