Season's Greetings
KustmAce
11-22-2005, 02:01 AM
Please accept with no obligation,
implied or implicit our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all ...
and a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar
year _______, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great,
(not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country or is
the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform,
or sexual preference of the wishee.
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to perform as expected within the
usual application of good tidings
for a period of one year, or until the
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implied or implicit our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all ...
and a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar
year _______, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great,
(not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country or is
the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform,
or sexual preference of the wishee.
- DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTABILITY -
(By accepting this greeting,
you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is
void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of
the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the
usual application of good tidings
for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish
or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher.)
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fredjacksonsan
11-23-2005, 08:18 AM
Hahahaha, good one.
Damn lawyers.
Damn lawyers.
drewh4386
11-24-2005, 05:48 AM
About 30 miles over my head.
xeroinfinity
11-24-2005, 06:40 AM
Happy Thanksgiving!
dugie6551
11-24-2005, 07:30 AM
Bah humbug !!!
Is that politically correct?
Is that politically correct?
speeddemonGtV6
11-24-2005, 07:56 AM
HAHAHA..... good one Ace, we cant even say the pledge at my school anymore cuz it says god in it.....
Jonno
11-24-2005, 10:43 PM
About 30 miles over my head.
I reckon that was about 60 miles over mine...
I reckon that was about 60 miles over mine...
sganc4life_4
11-25-2005, 01:00 AM
sounds like how george carlin opened his latest show lol
Moppie
11-25-2005, 06:52 AM
Fucking arrogant people in the Northern Hemisphere!
Try and show some consideration and regard for those of us living in the Southern Hemisphere, who are dealing with the start of Summer.
We don't get to celebrate winter solstice untill next year, and I think its unfair that you sould make a big deal about it with out showing any regard for the half of the globe. :mad:
Try and show some consideration and regard for those of us living in the Southern Hemisphere, who are dealing with the start of Summer.
We don't get to celebrate winter solstice untill next year, and I think its unfair that you sould make a big deal about it with out showing any regard for the half of the globe. :mad:
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