Last one for a while...

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well
then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get
a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady,
just go and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps,
determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over
to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman
standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward
her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and
hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were seven more of the dead creatures, all lying
on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its
back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration,
she shouts out
"S H I T... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!

:lol2: I hope by a while you mean maybe a day.

And I thought you were leaving tonio ....

lol, i never get sick of reading tonios jokes.

Hahahahahahahaha. I think that made it into my Top 10 Blonde Jokes list.

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hahaha

Nice tonio

:lol:

Each one is more horrible than the last.

havent heard it in awhile. good to read bak-in-the-day jokes! :lol:

blonde jokes, haha. that's a good one, have you heard this?

A blonde and brunette are watching the 10:00 news.
They are currently showing footage of a man standing out of a skyscraper window, ready to jump. The brunette tells the blonde:
"I bet you $50 he jumps."
The blonde was quick to reply with,
"You're on!"

...The guy jumps. The blonde disappointedly starts pulling out her purse.
The brunette suddenly is filled with guilt, and admits,
"Nonono, i can't take the money, i already saw this on the 5:00 news."
so what does the blonde say?
"Oh yeah? So did I, i just didn't think he'd do it again."

Another good one..

Last one for awhile....

Please define "awhile" so we can be mentally prepared.

Please define "awhile" so we can be mentally prepared.
I'm not sure really; it kind of stinks to be me right now so I need to figure a few things out. I'll still be here and there but I gotta change a few things to be where I need to be. I do thank you guys for the support and I promise to return with some of the worst jokes known to man! :icon16:

I'm not sure really; it kind of stinks to be me right now so I need to figure a few things out. I'll still be here and there but I gotta change a few things to be where I need to be. I do thank you guys for the support and I promise to return with some of the worst jokes known to man! :icon16:



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Good luck with your issues....see you when you get back.

blonde jokes, haha. that's a good one, have you heard this?

A blonde and brunette are watching the 10:00 news.
They are currently showing footage of a man standing out of a skyscraper window, ready to jump. The brunette tells the blonde:
"I bet you $50 he jumps."
The blonde was quick to reply with,
"You're on!"

...The guy jumps. The blonde disappointedly starts pulling out her purse.
The brunette suddenly is filled with guilt, and admits,
"Nonono, i can't take the money, i already saw this on the 5:00 news."
so what does the blonde say?
"Oh yeah? So did I, i just didn't think he'd do it again."
:lol:

I'm not sure really; it kind of stinks to be me right now so I need to figure a few things out. I'll still be here and there but I gotta change a few things to be where I need to be. I do thank you guys for the support and I promise to return with some of the worst jokes known to man! :icon16:

Good luck tonio !!!!

Come on everyone ... we need to pick up the slack and post jokes of the caliber that only tonio can provide !!!!!

It's a tough job, I know, but I believe we can do it !!!!