civic mustang rivaly continues haha

alright, so i have a 97 civic lx sedan lol just cold air intake nothin else except alot of appearance....

so thurs. night - stupid skank in a red stang prolly like 98 swerved RIGHT into me and i had to brake and swerve so i get pissed and fly by her and swerve in front of her and so we're goin back and forth and shit, we never get up front in a light so we didn't race, a passing firebird also go into it and they didn't do much....nothin big in that story jus some fun lol....

fri. night - i'm at the gas station drunk as hell, see this dick pull up in an 03' mustang gt, nice ass car, exhaust and i knew if we raced i'd get murdered, but he pulls up and he looks like a fag so i rev up on his way out and he gets in his and revs and i pull in front of him and stop for a while jus to piss him off, then take off and he chases me and i cut off the road so he can't pass me and i slow down, so he flys by in the suicide lane and so i fly back by him and cut him off and whip a bitch in the middle of the road and continue on my way....

so this all leads me to believe...aside from an actual stop light race or track race...

my theory - it's jus who's crazier who remains victourious as far as flexing on the road...

No.

It's jackasses like you that give import drivers a bad name, and the reason why domestic drivers hate on imports. You don't deserve your car or even your license. But neither does the owner of that '98 or whatever mustang.

Please die in a wreck and take the pope out with you.

The Popes really a vampire in a pyramid scheme to bring Attila the hun back from the dead.

You all are fucktards and would bow to the ls1 and my 54 foot long ninja sword.

...and would bow to the ls1 and my 54 foot long ninja sword.
Ninjas use short swords, they're not even 54 inches in length. :biggrin:

your car is slow, you're an idiot, and driving drunk isn't cool at all. stunt yourself out of here.

why don't you listen to Ace and go drunk drive your ass into a lake or something.....dipshits like you shouldn't ever sit behind the wheel of a car again!

You're a fucking tool.


I've never used the word tool in my entire life. Congratulations on being the first recepient.



Btw, you live in fucking KANSAS. You are not a gangster. Please die.

You're a fucking tool.


I've never used the word tool in my entire life. Congratulations on being the first recepient.



Btw, you live in fucking KANSAS. You are not a gangster. Please die.

:werd: :1:

my theory - it's jus who's crazier who remains victourious as far as flexing on the road...


True. If a drunken cocksucker in a slow POS car threatens my life and/or investment by driving like a complete asshat...he can have his percieved "victory".

Furthermore, the truly crazy are labeled so on the grounds that they see nothing wrong with their behavior. They forge ahead, lighting fires and defecating in frying pans without the slightest notion that they are out of step with the rest of society. That is crazy. Calling yourself crazy is not crazy, only obnoxious. Granted you see nothing wrong with acting like a retard...still, I tend to think you belong to the second group.

:1:

OMFG are you serious dont be a ass and give everyone a bad name...if your going to race on the street be as careful as possible at least...

you are my hero bro...

really.

now die in a fire please

wow i've never seen this many guys jocking each other's balls at one time, but then again i don't really go out lookin for shit like that, i.e. gay porn (which i'm sure each of you watch avidly)

i wasn't bragging about drunk driving, that's jus what encouraged useless nonsense that was worth a laugh...

next point, i even said my car was slow, so thanks to the idiots who repeated what i said and thought they made some witty comment, ass

and guy, have you been to wichita, ks? does ignorance run rampid through connecticut like that or is that just you?

and i don't deserve my license cuz i do something dumb every once in a while? if that was so you and the rest of the idiots that drive horribly daily would have long been banned from the road...


so my testi's are feelin kinda crowded so you each can jump of them as soon as you're done riding them, thanks

wow i've never seen this many guys jocking each other's balls at one time, but then again i don't really go out lookin for shit like that, i.e. gay porn (which i'm sure each of you watch avidly)

i wasn't bragging about drunk driving, that's jus what encouraged useless nonsense that was worth a laugh...

next point, i even said my car was slow, so thanks to the idiots who repeated what i said and thought they made some witty comment, ass

and guy, have you been to wichita, ks? does ignorance run rampid through connecticut like that or is that just you?

and i don't deserve my license cuz i do something dumb every once in a while? if that was so you and the rest of the idiots that drive horribly daily would have long been banned from the road...


so my testi's are feelin kinda crowded so you each can jump of them as soon as you're done riding them, thanks
The fact you were dumb enough to ever post again and worst so harrass us and try to defend your stupid self removes any doubt you were just a silly kid.

We all now know you are legally retarted.

I hope your not only banned from driving and AF but aslo from breathing.


Darwin will get you just give it time :thumbsup:

you drink and drive and expect us not to give you shit....youre retarded!

STFU and GTFO

you're right OP, we are just homosexuals that do nothing but jock eachother's balls. you, sir, Win at life, as well as the interweb. you may now proceed to pump your e-peen in triumph over us lowly ball-jocks...

so this all leads me to believe...aside from an actual stop light race or track race...

my theory - it's jus who's crazier who remains victourious as far as flexing on the road...

So uh, what do you win by flexing on the road? Respect?
Im sure the police would respect you, try stuntin in front of them!
I heard they give out prizes for it!

Yeah baby stuntin' in my stock civic lx! Tearin up the streets! Killin all those hatats that wanna, uh, swing........on my........uh.........balls.....

the engine's stock, is the body? no, come on now be serious, you stunt with an ugly car that has a good engine or a nice lookin car with nothin done to the engine?

and what the fuck is with the net nerd talk, acronyms for retarded shit is jus ridiculous

my advice to you, stop, take a breather, find someone to ride in your cars WITH you that is of the female persuasion and is not paid to do it, then being as you won't get laid by her continue to go on and fuck yourselves ;)

i'm done arguing over nothin, you kids have fun

hey, Ace gave an asshole like you a good piece of advice once....

"You're car's too slow to kill yourself, so do us all a favor and play Russian roulette w/ a semi auto!"

(can't remember it exactly word for word, but that's good enough)

Are you finding plenty of dope-ass honeys in Kansas who enjoy driving drunk in a cheapshit ride with you after a hard day of work at the BK Lounge? I bet they think you hella dope when you rev that fucker at cars with twice your horsepower. The flaw in your logic is this. If you attempt to race a competent driver in something with more hp than a V6 Mustang (RACE- NOT attempt to run him off the road with no warning) you will get SMOKED. I don't care how crazy you claim to be when you "flexing". Smooooooked. And although it's hard to imagine you looking any more like a douchebag....it would definitely end that way.

It don't matta biatch...I be fuckin CRAZY yo!...at least until 10 o'clock...cause thats my curfew.

the engine's stock, is the body? no, come on now be serious, you stunt with an ugly car that has a good engine or a nice lookin car with nothin done to the engine?

and what the fuck is with the net nerd talk, acronyms for retarded shit is jus ridiculous

my advice to you, stop, take a breather, find someone to ride in your cars WITH you that is of the female persuasion and is not paid to do it, then being as you won't get laid by her continue to go on and fuck yourselves ;)

i'm done arguing over nothin, you kids have fun
Stay off the roads and die.

Stay off the roads and die.

:werd:

If you raced someone and lost it still would have been better to hear about than you trying to cause an accident.

Repeat after me.

Do you. Want Fries. With that.

wow, appearantly alot of you have trouble with READING, or common sense, not sure which or both, i said my car was slow? that wasn't the point jackass plus a POS?...hardly, and kansas comments? be serious that's pure ignorance, which after repitition turned to complete stupidity...

this shit makes me wish i still had my cutlass cuz honestly some of you ppl are fuckin retarded and the net nerd talk is ridiculous...

now REPEAT AFTER ME...no matter how fast your car is, you're still alone at night without a female and without friends....

on that note i'm done with this, you guy's want to form a circle jerk and use more net talk like "OMFG!" and shit like that you knock yourselves out (or i can only hope for the good of mankind)

Why did you even post in here? You knew we were going to destroy you.

wow, appearantly alot of you have trouble with READING, or common sense, not sure which or both, i said my car was slow? that wasn't the point jackass plus a POS?...hardly, and kansas comments? be serious that's pure ignorance, which after repitition turned to complete stupidity...

this shit makes me wish i still had my cutlass cuz honestly some of you ppl are fuckin retarded and the net nerd talk is ridiculous...

now REPEAT AFTER ME...no matter how fast your car is, you're still alone at night without a female and without friends....

on that note i'm done with this, you guy's want to form a circle jerk and use more net talk like "OMFG!" and shit like that you knock yourselves out (or i can only hope for the good of mankind)
Now my friend *and I use that term with extreme sarcasam*

LOGIC WILL RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BE READY.

You brag about pulling one of the stupidist acts in the history of AF.
Not remembering a youth foolery, witnessing an act of insanly poor judgement or even saying "Wow, I made a dumb move today" YOU BRAG about it.

I'm alone at night I know a few members know about my G/F quite well, for you i'll break it down a bit shes got a MBA she is one of the youngest full managers of a chain bank in the commonwealth of PA. She makes very good pay and is up to be promoted once she meets time in requirements to a full branch mananger of 5 full banks. Quite an amazing feat for any young lady none the less one who is one of the kindest people I know.

I'm not going to bore you over debateble things*looks personatliy she is a hottie I do asure you* but bluntly my GF is not only a great person but she owns the shit out of your pocket pussy with a mop draped over it.

You nearly kill someone on the road for NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL. Expect us to be impressed well you picked the wrong crowd buddy, try the mall parking lot if they even have out out in bumblefuck maybe middleschool where all thet late teens early 20 year olds hang out because they still attend.

You tell us your going to drop it yet still post? Make up your mind.

Hopefully the mods will not only lock this and ban you *that means throw you off here so we dont have to ever hear your stupid shit again* but also copy this and send to your local PD or do they still have Marshalls out there?

snyper ftw...

wtf is 'stunt'

wtf is 'stunt'

Here you go Sig- from the "Online Ghetto Dictionary":

# Stunt - verb -to physically ball, extremely similar to floss. However, stunting is not accepted by all in the ghetto, as stunting is sometimes thought of as a negative thing. USAGE: Let us stunt!

www.thablingster.com/dictionary.html

Wow. Never in my life did I think the words "Ball", "Floss", and "Stunt" would eventually mean the same thing.

Well anyone who uses those words instantly loses 325634542 respect points.

ball, floss, and stunt huh?? WTF is this world coming to?

the engine's stock, is the body? no, come on now be serious, you stunt with an ugly car that has a good engine or a nice lookin car with nothin done to the engine?

So your car is rice, basically.
An ugly (stock looking I guess you mean) car with a good engine is called a sleeper.
I have an UGLY stock Prelude.
My bad, I have a cold air intake, oooh boy....
Wanna race in front of some girls?

wow, appearantly alot of you have trouble with READING, or common sense, not sure which or both, i said my car was slow? that wasn't the point jackass plus a POS?

Rice and slow......

I think this thread needs to be locked.

:iagree: lock this thread....theres no point to it anymore....we've established he's an idiot and should go away....

I have a stockish looking del Sol....we can race if you really want. I'm game for driving to kansas to get some runs in. let's do it at a track though so I can get some time slips too.

we'll see which one gets the girl...which I care nothing about. if you really rely on a riced out civic to get girls, you're a sad ignorant fool.

oh wait!! He picks up girls on top of stuntin and winnin races.....???? Did you swing by the local middle school and impress some 13 yr olds??

Did you swing by the local middle school and impress some 13 yr olds??

hey dont lump him in with the rest of us! :rofl: just kidding, officer...really!

i wanna get in on this
you stupid ass fucker! <-- that's my personal best
:D

Enough of this BS....locked.

civic_stuntin, driving drunk is nothing to brag about. Only idiots drive drunk, and anyone who drives drunk should never be allowed behind the wheel of a car again. That's a good way to kill somebody, but what do you care, you want to "stunt" and look cool. But being an idiot and driving drunk wasn't enough, you had to go and drive completly wreckless. You cut people off, pull in front of them and stop. You're lucky someone didn't get pissed off and shoot you. Try that shit with me and I'll tell you you wouldn't be laughing about it.

That crap you did risked other peoples lives...you could have killed them and yourself, but you don't care. NOO, it's COOL.

Well, sit down and listen. It's idiots like you who give us all a bad name. Racing around is a car with a stock motor and some body work, driving it like it's a Corvette. You drive drunk, race people and cut them off. The rest of us get pigion holed because of people like you. We get tailed and crap becuase they powers that be just group as all toghter. The way you acted and drove is disgracful, but then you had to come on here and brag about it???

I'm sick of people like you screwing it up for the rest of us. All it takes is one dumb honda driver like you, and the rest of us get pigion holed and targeted all the same...by everyone.

The you bash on people driving a fast car with a stock body, yet brag about driving around a slow 107hp motor with nothing but a cold air intake? I don't care you good it looks, it's a slow ass stock civic. Cutting off mustangs and firebirds? It's crap like that that gives us ALL a bad name. It's people like you who give us all a bad name. The you compound that by driving drunk, and doing so 2 days in a row, braggin about cutting in front of someone and stopping, repeatedly cutting them off till they passed you in the shoulder lane? You are using your car as a weapon, you don't deserve to have a license or a car.

What goes around, comes around. Remember that. One day you'll piss off the wrong person with this sh*t. You won't find it so funny then.