Airplane crash

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

:lol2: I like that one...

hehehe

short and sweet :thumbsup:

so...is everyone on AF lately travelers from the past???
















:icon16: :rolleyes:

lol... funny short joke indeed

Old but funny.

TAKE THAT BITCH!!


Although I've heard it plenty of times it's always funny

Women: 0 Men: 500

I like that. funny. But here's another one.

A guy asked his girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl replied "No!"
And the guy lived happily ever after, drinking beer, watching porn and farting whenever he felt like.

^wasn't that just posted recently??? between myspace, here, emails, and Tonio :icon16:...

Ive heard'em all. :(

^Really? so you heard my decisions, decisions joke?

^now i did. although i heard something like it.

:rofl:

Thats awesome.. both of em.

"Well since you asked.. you can iron this shirt real quick, gotta look good infront of the guy upstrairs, ya know?"

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


Couldn't be me I'm not used to this kind of treatment by my wife..lol :banghead:

HA! I needed that

hehe, almost a lol.

And I opened this thread thinking it was gonna be about that small plane that 'crashlanded' on its belly in atlanta when teh wheels wouldn't come out yesterday. :)