The doctor's office...

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called, "The Knob", where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a new face lift. Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years she returned to the plastic surgeon with two problems All these years, everything has been working just fine. "I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked closely at her and said "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
:eek:

Hahahaha.

Quite good.

I chuckled. Better than normal though Tonio!!!

eww.......rank....


but quite funny none the less.

:rofl:

:eek7:

Excellent :lol:

I had a feeling where this was going after the part of using the knob for many years. Excellent joke. I could also see if she complained to the plastic surgeon about her 'hunchback'.

Another good one... :lol:

pretty good, i laughed on the inside.

Good one :lol2:

I lol'ed on the inside if thats possible.

stolen!!! robin williams did that in on Live on Broadway...

good one! i had to wake up my roommate to share to share this one....

omg i havent heard one that good in a while