The most functional word in the English language
dugie6551
11-14-2005, 04:03 PM
I hope this isn't a repost ... I found it funny !!!!
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Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit-out-of-luck,
Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit,
or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
and crazy shits.
There is bull shit,
horse shit,
and chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well Shit, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
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Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit-out-of-luck,
Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit,
or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
and crazy shits.
There is bull shit,
horse shit,
and chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well Shit, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
balls_to_the_wall
11-14-2005, 04:06 PM
Wow, I didn't realize that there were that many uses of "shit" but I agree now, Shit is the most versatile word...
oneillchick
11-14-2005, 04:11 PM
holy shit!.........lol
Gohan Ryu
11-14-2005, 04:12 PM
That sounds like a George Carlin routine.
"Have you ever noticed that other peoples stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?"
http://www.writers-free-reference.com/funny/story085.htm
Funny shit...er funny stuff.
"Have you ever noticed that other peoples stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?"
http://www.writers-free-reference.com/funny/story085.htm
Funny shit...er funny stuff.
jcsaleen
11-14-2005, 05:13 PM
Shit... who would have thought!
clawhammer
11-14-2005, 05:24 PM
Heard it before. It's pretty good.
2.2 Straight six
11-14-2005, 05:28 PM
this thread is the shit.
spaminator
11-14-2005, 05:42 PM
i believe the most functional work is fuck. Has any one seen that clip "the history of the f-word".
travis712
11-14-2005, 06:31 PM
i believe the most functional work is fuck. Has any one seen that clip "the history of the f-word".
Funniest thing ever. I dont like wtf is going here! and..who the fuck was that?!
and why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself!
Funniest thing ever. I dont like wtf is going here! and..who the fuck was that?!
and why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself!
v10_viper
11-14-2005, 06:35 PM
Funniest thing ever. I dont like wtf is going here! and..who the fuck was that?!
and why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself!
Werd, fuck is way more functional then shit...
haha...I got fucked at the used car lot...
and why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself!
Werd, fuck is way more functional then shit...
haha...I got fucked at the used car lot...
carrrnuttt
11-14-2005, 06:36 PM
93rollaracer
11-14-2005, 07:24 PM
Good shit...
bh04
11-14-2005, 08:18 PM
Fuck the fucking fuckers!!!
My favorite line from that song.
EDIT: http://www.break.com/articles/fword.html
My favorite line from that song.
EDIT: http://www.break.com/articles/fword.html
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