Women!

Who needs them! You can't live with em and you can't live without them. Oh well guess I'm gonna die soon.

Seriously though I think I have had enough of them. Yet to find one that is stable, as in their mind. You would think once women hit 30 they would at least have some sort of idea of what they want in life and in a partner.

So for the mean time stuff em! :mad:

Don't even go there! Life was so much easier when you could just club one over the head,drag her back to your cave by the hair and.....:eek: :eek:

Guess I'm scaring tangie again:(

*tip-toes away before she gets yelled at*

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Who needs them! You can't live with em and you can't live without them. Oh well guess I'm gonna die soon.

Seriously though I think I have had enough of them. Yet to find one that is stable, as in their mind. You would think once women hit 30 they would at least have some sort of idea of what they want in life and in a partner.

So for the mean time stuff em! :mad:

out of the women i banged the one that was 36 was the most screwed up of them all....but there is a recent 19 year old thats almost as bad.

Originally posted by saturntangerine
*tip-toes away before she gets yelled at*


GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.....


didnt get out quik enough :D

Originally posted by ric



GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.....


didnt get out quik enough :D

Didn't I ban you already???? :finger: :p












j/k

Originally posted by saturntangerine


Didn't I ban you already???? :finger: :p












j/k


for all of those who dont know or wonder about it, me and tangie are friends and we joke around alot so i hope nobody thinks we are serious in the stuff we say to each other.

just thought i would clarify that. before people started talking (heaven forbid)

I'm not even going to comment! :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I'm not even going to comment! :rolleyes:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: call a medic!

Call an "Ambulance"

Silence from Spec2 obviously a medical emergency.:p :p :p :p

The Panda made me do it!!!!

Originally posted by ric

....but there is a recent 19 year old thats almost as bad.

Anyone we know here? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D;):)

For some reason the messed up ones get attracted to me.
Two of them didn't like their father and tried to commit suicide and the other one was sexually abused as a kid by her father. Freakin scary. I just want a normal female! I wouldn't be surprised why some guys are gay.

Originally posted by Forsteen
For some reason the messed up ones get attracted to me.
Two of them didn't like their father and tried to commit suicide and the other one was sexually abused as a kid by her father. Freakin scary. I just want a normal female! I wouldn't be surprised why some guys are gay.

I see your problem. You are looking for a "Normal" female. I do believe that you will find none. "Normal" for a guy is foreign to a woman so unless you're looking for some guy with surgery, dont look for normal, look for one that is fun.

:wave:






<running out of thread before someone uses a flamethrower on me>

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Who needs them! You can't live with em and you can't live without them. Oh well guess I'm gonna die soon.

Seriously though I think I have had enough of them. Yet to find one that is stable, as in their mind. You would think once women hit 30 they would at least have some sort of idea of what they want in life and in a partner.


I was engaged to one when she flaked. Oh well, her loss! I'm spending big $$$ on my car now & have never been happier!!!

Haha, this post is quite entertaining. I run a girls forum and we have a post going about how guys suck. :D I guess it just goes both ways.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

It's happening everywhere!!!!! Girls are attacking guys....wait, right now we're attacking girls.....

Being young, really young compared to some of you.......alright.......being 15 (better? Didn't want to insult your ages since I think none of you are.....old), I just can't stick with one. It's a major problem, I see one, go for her, and in less than a week I'm movin on. Oh well......when I end up growing old alone, I'll learn my lesson.

Originally posted by Z28PrincessLT1
Haha, this post is quite entertaining. I run a girls forum and we have a post going about how guys suck. :D I guess it just goes both ways.

Welcome to AF! once you can get into the girly forum I think you will probably find at least one "guys suck" thread in there....


we all like a whinge now and again,but when its good, it's damn good!:D

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Who needs them! You can't live with em and you can't live without them.

Don't you mean: "You can't live with em and you can't kill them"

Ok, maybe that was a bit much :bloated:

Seriously, I have no experiances, good or bad. So I guess I stop whoring up this thread. :D

Hasn’t this thread been done like a million times before??? :rolleyes: If you can’t handle us and think we are so complicated, then it’s simple really. STAY SINGLE.

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Hasn’t this thread been done like a million times before??? :rolleyes: If you can’t handle us and think we are so complicated, then it’s simple really. STAY SINGLE.

stay single! no fun that way.........:D


hey wait a minute....I am single :uhoh: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Hasn’t this thread been done like a million times before??? :rolleyes: If you can’t handle us and think we are so complicated, then it’s simple really. STAY SINGLE.

Ouch!:(

you harsh this morning!:(

And I bet you grizzle about us in the girly forum.....:finger:

Originally posted by taranaki


Ouch!:(

you harsh this morning!:(

And I bet you grizzle about us in the girly forum.....:finger: Not harsh. I just speak the truth and the only things I grizzle about in the girlie forum, is ex-boyfriends who sleep with all your friends and spike your drinks to make you sick for 3 days.

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
STAY SINGLE.

I plan to :D

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


I plan to :D




Not me.....I'd rather have a chick, then sit around being boring, and fawking lazy like a motherbish.:bloated:

Originally posted by SkYLiNeFrEaK

sit around being boring, and fawking lazy like a motherbish.:bloated:

Im never board thanks to AF, and the internet. Also, I enjoy being lazy. Infact, if you check in the dictionary under "lazy", you might even see my pic :D

If your happy then thats fine, im just saying its not for me. :)

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
If you can’t handle us and think we are so complicated, then it’s simple really. STAY SINGLE.

If that was meant as some kinda threat... its not working on me. Being single is great...

1. Guns: I can buy whatever type of guns I want and play with them as often as I like.

2. Cars: I can spend as much money as I want, and drive as fast as I want.

3. Sex: $200 goes a long way with the right lady. Since I'm not exactly short on money, I can have all the sex I could ever want.

4. Companionship: My friends and fellow street racers provide entertainment and fun times.

5. Love: : I can buy dogs, cats, birds and dump them off somewhere when I grow tired of them. Besides, love between a man & a woman doesn't really exist anyway. Women are always motivated by some hidden evil (milking your money, banging your friends, etc...).

6. Peace of Mind: Nobody tells me what to do based on their Estrogen level fluctuations. I can sit and meditate or go out & have fun, and not worry about a damn thing. I will never spend my hard-earned money on useless shit behind my back. I will never sleep around and cheat on myself. I will never try to get pregnant to try & trap myself.

Originally posted by DMC12


If that was meant as some kinda threat... its not working on me. Being single is great...
:huh: Why would it be a threat. Your relationship status doesn't mean anything to me.

Originally posted by DMC12


If that was meant as some kinda threat... its not working on me. Being single is great...

1. Guns: I can buy whatever type of guns I want and play with them as often as I like.

2. Cars: I can spend as much money as I want, and drive as fast as I want.

3. Sex: $200 goes a long way with the right lady. Since I'm not exactly short on money, I can have all the sex I could ever want.

4. Companionship: My friends and fellow street racers provide entertainment and fun times.

5. Love: : I can buy dogs, cats, birds and dump them off somewhere when I grow tired of them. Besides, love between a man & a woman doesn't really exist anyway. Women are always motivated by some hidden evil (milking your money, banging your friends, etc...).

6. Peace of Mind: Nobody tells me what to do based on their Estrogen level fluctuations. I can sit and meditate or go out & have fun, and not worry about a damn thing. I will never spend my hard-earned money on useless shit behind my back. I will never sleep around and cheat on myself. I will never try to get pregnant to try & trap myself.

Man in denial if ever I saw one.And the fact that he lists guns,cars,and sex ahead of love and companionship is disturbing.

Everything he said was pretty disturbing, just the fact that he mentioned guns and wanted to play with them...........and your right Mr. T, looks like total denial.

No offense to you DMC12, why would you pay to have sex? Your choice, but that's about as low as you can get. :apuke:

Originally posted by taranaki


Man in denial if ever I saw one.And the fact that he lists guns,cars,and sex ahead of love and companionship is disturbing.


Sounds to me like he has a very close relationship with his right hand.



Or that one of the more screwed up female members of society treated him like shit, and he's still working out how to get over it.




You know I sit round with my Female friends and discuss being single and how hard it is to find the right partner.

They all bitch and whine about how screwed up guys are, and go through all the usualy cliches about men, and I complain about how screwed up women are and go through all the usual cliches about women.
Then we drink a bit more and tell each other that somewhere out there is the perfect partner for each other.
Why?
well becasue we all have friends who have found someone who dosnt drive them mad, and who's little screwed up qualities always displayed by the opposite sex they can put up with.


Hmmm new thought.

Maybe its not about finding love, but about simply finding a women whos screwed up in a way that dosn't bother me!
:smoka:

Originally posted by Moppie
Or that one of the more screwed up female members of society treated him like shit, and he's still working out how to get over it.

If you only knew, my friend... if you only knew... Trauma like what I've been through causes things like Columbine...

Originally posted by DMC12


If you only knew, my friend... if you only knew... Trauma like what I've been through causes things like Columbine...

I bet I can do far far worse. :D

and I also bet there are guys out there who have gone out with worse than me.

But there is this we thing called getting over it.
If you can't get over your past problems then your no better than my last g/f.

Cheers everyone I now have a brand new crisp $20 bill in my wallet thanks in part to Spec 2 gril, Mopie, and Taranaki. No not picking on you guys, but I knew I could start a thread that would go from a single opinion and lead into a shit strom in less than 10 posts.

Too predictable, but damn good fun reading :)

I have not given up on women, just got a bit hurt recently by one. I needed a bit of cheering up and you all did that for me as I am sitting here :D.

And as for
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Hasn’t this thread been done like a million times before??? :rolleyes: If you can’t handle us and think we are so complicated, then it’s simple really. STAY SINGLE.
I am having fun being single. As was mentioned I have no one to answer to and no one to pout if things don't go her way. Yes I do miss the companionship hell who wouldn't but it is not the end of the world as there are a heap more lady cops out there and I am sure I will find another to replace my handcuff sweety :flash:

Originally posted by Moppie
But there is this we thing called getting over it.

Actually, in my spare time I do more than "get over it". She gave me enough material to write a movie & that is exactly what I'm doing. Nobody believes me when I describe what I've been through, so I figure it will just blow people away in the theatres... AND I'll have $$$ while she'll just look like a fool...