Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
dugie6551
11-09-2005, 01:32 PM
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
quteasabutton
11-09-2005, 01:36 PM
haha nice :lol2:
craigcully
11-09-2005, 01:38 PM
Funny... and so true.
Jet-Lee
11-09-2005, 01:40 PM
I can say the first eight things just fine.....
Those last 10 are still kinda tuff though.
Those last 10 are still kinda tuff though.
jabby_jabby
11-09-2005, 01:50 PM
I can say all of them but this:
"a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you."
"a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you."
93rollaracer
11-09-2005, 02:07 PM
:lol2: Story of my life.
clawhammer
11-09-2005, 02:10 PM
:lol:
ci5ic
11-09-2005, 02:23 PM
funnay.
I've always had trouble with:
Judicial (or judiciary)
Brewery (sounds weird sober too...)
Warrior
and
No thanks, I would not like a shot of Tequila. I've been drinking beer all night, wouldn't want to mix the two.
I've always had trouble with:
Judicial (or judiciary)
Brewery (sounds weird sober too...)
Warrior
and
No thanks, I would not like a shot of Tequila. I've been drinking beer all night, wouldn't want to mix the two.
1986Z28
11-09-2005, 02:33 PM
ahh funny
GForce957
11-09-2005, 03:29 PM
I can talk completely fine, alcohol doesnt affect that.
I find it hard to turn down nudity, but i find it hard to do so sober
I find it hard to turn down nudity, but i find it hard to do so sober
balls_to_the_wall
11-09-2005, 04:05 PM
:lol:
So true, so true...
So true, so true...
sv650s
11-09-2005, 04:14 PM
:iceslolan
tonioseven
11-09-2005, 06:53 PM
Pure gold!:sunglasse
publicenemy137
11-10-2005, 12:41 AM
I remember when I was trying to say "specifically" on my 21st birthday (was using it in a sentence) i kept goin "spessessss, speeccciiiii, speciciccifically"
flatlander757
11-10-2005, 11:21 AM
Try speaking fluent spanish when drunk :icon16:
karmacae
11-10-2005, 11:38 AM
^^^^lol, I have a hard time doing that while sober!!!!
2.2 Straight six
11-10-2005, 03:43 PM
try standing on one leg drinking when you're really pissed, somehow i managed to di it, when smashed.
i dunno if its easier than it seems or i have good balance but apparnetly its hard to do.
i dunno if its easier than it seems or i have good balance but apparnetly its hard to do.
crayzayjay
11-10-2005, 04:00 PM
Awesome :rofl:
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