I hate the system

I haven't ranted here in a while....here goes....

I'm a System Administrator, Purchase Coordinator, Network Coordinator, blah blah blah do all the little shit as well cause some dumbass doesn't know how to reset the copy machine or put paper in it right.

I requested someone to have access to a certain system (not my system). Part of the request was denied, because the person "already has partial access and should not need more." Who the fuck are they to decide?!

Well, the person (E) can't do their job. So their boss (B) calls the person I had contacted (P) who says to contact Systems Support (S). So B calls S and S tells B to talk to their coordinator, me. So I contact P, again, and tell them that E can't do their job because they don't have the access that I requested. P says they told B to contact S. I said right back, "S told B to talk to me. I'M CONFUSED!" Now I'm waiting on a fucking response.

WTF YOU DAMN RETARDS!

Not to mention, this department that B and E reside in, want everything done yesterday and have no problems telling you about it.

Sometimes I hate being coordinator.

'the fuck are you talking about ?

Okay. Off the subject of spam. I agree with the first reply. This makes little sense. Your best bet would be to give their names each time or their titles...because frankly, its annoying and confusing when you use letter variables.

I understood it.

Yeah but ec, it requires thinking, which requires brain, which I don't want to engage right now.

Sounds like a conference call with B,S and P is in order. 5 minutes should do it.


(Yes, I resisted the urge to make comments about how appropriate the initials BS were in this situation)

Conference call is what did it, along with bringing in another party as well.

Fuking idiots.....

The morons. :disappoin


All of this :bs: was caused by idiocy and incompetence. (Not on your part)

Conference call is what did it, along with bringing in another party as well.


office parties are not good.

office parties are not good.

Unless farm animals, strippers, lots of alcohol and a camera are involved !!! :lol:

I like the idea of burning it down, never have that problem again.........btw that was comedy.... i laughed so hard i dropped my cigarette and burned the floor.......(mom is gonna be pissed so ill blame it on you guys)

'the fuck are you talking about ?
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Jet Lee I have no idea what the hell you were on about. NO MORE LETTER VARIABLES.

Multiple Administrators, Purchase Coordinators, and Network Coordinator versions of you exist in multiple parralel universes, all existing and functioning at the same time. They're leeching and dispersion of your entity's energy is what is causing the paper jams.

You must fight the system... become "The One".

[Capt. Kirk voice] You can...fight...thesystem [/Capt. Kirk voice]